Soddball Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Since the Pengites invaded our thread and charged through it whooping, it was pushed to over a bazillion posts in less than an hour. So, move in to the new one, Maggots!! :mad: :mad: I have forgotten to return my turns. Two days of drunken blurriness and the manufacturing of Inferno have left me without enthusiasm but just you wait till my headache clears. I'm off downstairs to see whether Father Christmas has left me anything nice in my stocking. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Oh, deary, deary me! This must be the new 'Master Goodale' thread! Is this where all the new Cheery Waffles should post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, deary, deary me! This must be the new 'Master Goodale' thread! Is this where all the new Cheery Waffles should post? Damn right! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Wait no, I already started a new thread for them. :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 25, 2003 Author Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, deary, deary me! This must be the new 'Master Goodale' thread! Is this where all the new Cheery Waffles should post? Duh. :mad: :mad: Oh, and WHERE'S MY TURN YOU NONCE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Oh dear. Are we certain this is the 'Master Goodale' thread? It just doesn't seem...hmm, I don't know. Right? How about a jolly Goodaler sing-song? I saw the best of my generation playing pinball Maked up and caked up and lookin' like some kind of china doll With all of Adolf Hitler's moves down cold As they stood up in front of a rock and roll band And always moving upward and ever upward To this gentle golden promised land With the smartest of them all moonlighting as a word processor And the strongest of them all checking ID's outside saloons And the prettiest of them all taking off her clothes In front of men whose eyes look like they were in some Little hick town near Omaha watching the police chief Run his car off the side of a bridge I saw men with dreams like the ones I'd had Beg quarters outside the 7-11 Till it got so they didn't affect me anymore Then the mailboxes I'd passed 'cept that sometimes I'd put something in the mailbox I'd had the wind at my back Now I felt it cold in my face And for an awful long time now you were the only one who ever Called me late at night and I really never noticed till after You stopped calling and the emptiness, silence got so heavy Broken up in the wasteland Broken up in the promised land Broken up in Disneyland Broken up in the plastic land Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the wasteland Broken up in the wasteland I saw dead Marilyn Monroe strung up on every street corner In Hollywood like some two bit whore offering a discount rate And I wondered how Joe Dimagio (sp??) felt I saw dead James Dean's ghost wandering the sidewalk Looking troubled and I wondered how his mama felt I saw signs that said head shots done for cheap Signs that said extras wanted top dollars paid Signs for haircuts signs for manicures and Signs for tanning salons and signs for wardrobe specialists Signs for cosmetic surgery and signs for assertiveness training And I stopped to read them all And every single block looked like every single block Looked like every single block looked like every single block Looked like every single block but you kept driving Cause everyone else kept driving and cause gridlock Is evil and not knowing your way is evil And those that had money looked good but weren't too happy And those who didn't have money didn't look so good And weren't too happy either and in a city of three million two hundred and sixty nine thousand nine hundred eighty four Everyone was lonely Broken up in the wasteland Broken up in the promised land Broken up in Disneyland Broken up in the plastic land Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the wasteland Broken up in the wasteland And I watched as everyone I knew spent their lives Trying to be watched on a stage or watched on a film Or listened to on a record and they thought well maybe That way I could get a little love out of this life And I watched as the best of my generation abandoned their dreams And settled for making a little money And I watched TV and read the papers and listened to the radio And made all the fancy scenes and said all the right words And wore all the right clothes and knew the names of the hip people But I still felt out of touch so I stopped watching TV And reading the papers and listening to the radio And making the fancy scenes and saying the right words And wearing the right clothes and knowing the names of the hip people And I felt more out of touch than ever but I didn't care anymore And I felt you slipping away, and I felt myself slipping from you And I wanted more than anything else for it to rain for one Whole day like it used to but all there ever was was sun Relentless sun hot beating sun and everyone wore their Sunglasses and walked around like flies under a magnifying glass With their eyes removed Broken up in the wasteland Broken up in the promised land Broken up in Disneyland Broken up in the plastic land Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the wasteland Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the wasteland Broken up in the wasteland The Wasteland -Dan Bern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Good god. Leave it to Seanachai to have memorized all of Dan Berns' most depressing songs. Now how about something a little more uplifting, a little more fun, like "Marilyn". Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING CHERRY WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!! =) Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 You need to send your posts to a fat farm, Kitty. They're getting middle aged spread. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Good god. Leave it to Seanachai to have memorized all of Dan Berns' most depressing songs. Now how about something a little more uplifting, a little more fun, like "Marilyn". Michael Louis Farrakhan should have married Phyllis Diller Louis Farrakhan should have married Phyllis Diller Louis Farrakhan should have married Phyllis Diller... Emrys, you horrible whore's get. You actually know of Dan Bern?! I shall have to resume my assumption of being your Mortal Enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 25, 2003 Author Share Posted December 25, 2003 You're asking for trouble, you looney. :mad: I might just make you play Inferno against Mike_the_Wino. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: You're asking for trouble, you looney. :mad: I might just make you play Inferno against Mike_the_Wino. :mad: :mad: This is Radio Peng Calling Are We Reaching? Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Radio Free Peng! Radio Free Peng! Send it home, lads and lassies! Send it home! We will always be there. We are where they want to be. We were here, and we will always be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Bah! Humbug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Emrys, you horrible whore's get. You actually know of Dan Bern?!Of course, you miserable leftover from the construction of hell. I got his CD as soon as it came out, 6 years ago. Proclaimed the man the next Dylan. And then what? He fecking disappeared on me, that's what! I was expecting him to lead the Twelfth Tribe of Israel out of darkness and into the light, but Nooooooooo! He can't be bloody bothered. No better than an Aussie, if you ask me! And don't get me started on Chris Whitley neither. Traitors! Traitors to all that is good and worthy in the world! Traitors all! GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAArrrRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletRat Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Avast ye lubbery urine turtles! I be returned from my DoD playage to find there be no accostment here? Where be that sheep molesting git by the name of errrrr, arrrr - Mace it be! Sniveling young prat I'll have his guts for garters I tells ye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 25, 2003 Author Share Posted December 25, 2003 Hey, I got a groovy present in my stocking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Emrys, you horrible whore's get. You actually know of Dan Bern?!Of course, you miserable leftover from the construction of hell. I got his CD as soon as it came out, 6 years ago. Proclaimed the man the next Dylan. And then what? He fecking disappeared on me, that's what! I was expecting him to lead the Twelfth Tribe of Israel out of darkness and into the light, but Nooooooooo! He can't be bloody bothered. No better than an Aussie, if you ask me! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I think we could make a go of this Mortal Enemy bit. What say we make a go of it? You'll have to do something truly spectacular. Like hang glide from the top of the Statue of Liberty to Brooklyn or something. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Hey, I got a groovy present in my stocking: Wow! Fa-zaaaazzzzzzz!!! Do you suppose she's naked under those clothes? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Hey, I got a groovy present in my stocking: Wow! Fa-zaaaazzzzzzz!!! Do you suppose she's naked under those clothes? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Funny looking goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 I'd like an order of Cheery Waffles, hold the molten tnt please. thank ya!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 GRGRGGRAAAAAARGH!!!! PENGY MAGGOTS!!!! So far in the Waffle, Kitty can growl properly. Emrys can growl properly. Mace can growl properly. And throws bitter, angry furniture to boot. And he's an Aussie. The rest? Not worth a ball sac full of MasterGoodale's angry, molten maggot puss. SHOW ME YOUR ANGRY :mad: :mad: FACES!!!!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 I got a 1/25 scale Tiger I and a 1/35 JagdPanther for Christmas when I was expecting a hot steaming piles of feces in my stocking again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 25, 2003 Author Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: I got a 1/25 scale Tiger I and a 1/35 JagdPanther for Christmas when I was expecting a hot steaming piles of feces in my stocking again. Don't you mean TNT-slathered fesces, you puss munch?! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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