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Originally posted by v42below:

Can I tell Harold the good news, or should he be planning an ambush in your outhouse?

Just place him among the corncobs and let nature have its way. This is particularly effective after an evening of Mexican dining or an especially piquant curry.

Michael

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Originally posted by v42below:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

having annoyed several of the Olde Ones

To annoy us, doesn't it require that we notice him? </font>
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A night without Seanachai is like a night without a vinegar enema.

And a night without a vinegar enema is like...

A Thursday.

O, Seanachai

How I miss you

O, Seanachai

How I loathe you

O, Seanachai

How I eschew you

O, Seanachai

How I New Zoo Review you

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

I hereby declare that the Squire called Stikkypixie , having fulfilled all the requirements, performed endless tasks of minutiae, having annoyed several of the Olde Ones , etc. etc. be raised to the status of Knighthood in the MBT.

So let it be written....so let it be done.

And aboot time too....

Congratulations Sir Stikky ! </font>

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Originally posted by MrPeng:

I've got two legs

from me hips to the ground

and when I move em

they walk around

and when I lift em

they go upstairs

and when I shave em

they aint got hairs

Don't shave em Peng !!!!

MensHome.jpg

**Hubba Bubba**!!!

steven-takacs04.jpg **just not right**

This post was brought to you ( and especially forJoe') to prove that Moraine can indeed see...

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

I hereby declare that the Squire called Stikkypixie , having fulfilled all the requirements, performed endless tasks of minutiae, having annoyed several of the Olde Ones , etc. etc. be raised to the status of Knighthood in the MBT.

So let it be written....so let it be done.

Are you sure about this, Nidan? I remember how excited you were when he followed you home and I let you keep him, but it's been ages and ages and he's still not house broken, he chews up slippers at an alarming rate and I think he knocked up* the gerbil.

We can't keep blaming it on the exuberance of youth. I think he may be more than a little s.l.o.w., if you know what I mean.

* For our Brit friends, this does not mean "wake up". It's the other one. </font>

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

I hereby declare that the Squire called Stikkypixie , having fulfilled all the requirements, performed endless tasks of minutiae, having annoyed several of the Olde Ones , etc. etc. be raised to the status of Knighthood in the MBT.

So let it be written....so let it be done.

And aboot time too....

Congratulations Sir Stikky ! </font>

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My makeup is dry and it clags on my chin

I'm drowning my sorrows in whisky and gin

The lion tamer's whip doesn't crack anymore

The lions they won't fight and the tigers won't roar

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

So let's all drink to the death of a clown

Won't someone help me to break up this crown

Let's all drink to the death of a clown

Let's all drink to the death of a clown

The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor

Nobody needs fortunes told anymore

The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees

And frantically looking for runaway fleas

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Let's all drink to the death of a clown

So won't someone help me to break up this crown

Let's all drink to the death of a clown

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Let's all drink to the death of a clown

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

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Originally posted by v42below:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

having annoyed several of the Olde Ones

To annoy us, doesn't it require that we notice him? </font>
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I most definitely *can* see. (stares at that first pic of the attractively hirsute gentleman some more)

rrrroooowwwrrrr!

*ahem*

Yes, I can see. Whether or not I have eyesight should not have been the issue, but whether or not I have *taste* could be questioned.

However, I think that my choice of our dear Hiram only proves I have exactly the kind of taste required to be a member of a subcommunity such as this which is often referred to as a "cesspool", nes pas?

heh

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The Gnome

by Pink Floyd

I want to tell you a story

About a little man

If I can

A gnome named Grimble Crumble

And little gnomes stay in their homes

Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine

He whore a scarlet tunic,

A blue green hood,

It looked quite good

He had a big adventure

Amidst the grass

Fresh air at last

Wining, dining, biding his time

And then one day - hooray!

Another way for gnomes to say

Oooooooooomlay

Look at the sky, look at the river

Isn't it good

Look at the sky, look at the river

Isn't it good

Winding, finding places to go

And then one day - hooray!

Another way for gnomes to say

Oooooooooomlay

Ooooooooooooooomlay

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Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

I most definitely *can* see. (stares at that first pic of the attractively hirsute gentleman some more)

rrrroooowwwrrrr!

*ahem*

Yes, I can see. Whether or not I have eyesight should not have been the issue, but whether or not I have *taste* could be questioned.

However, I think that my choice of our dear Hiram only proves I have exactly the kind of taste required to be a member of a subcommunity such as this which is often referred to as a "cesspool", nes pas?

heh

Considering the unpalatable alternatives I have no choice but to announce that Dame Moraine Sedai will be assuming the duties and responsibilities of the Probationary Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure Trainee of the Peng Challenge Thread.

This appointment to begin Monday, March 14 and to conclude when I return from the wilds of Texas, Oklahoma and Arkansas in a couple of weeks and take the reins of the Justicariate firmly in my hands once again.

She is hereby authorized to don the badge of office and place the Justicariate Bullet in her pocket so as to be ready to the good work of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread.

May GAWD have mercy on your souls ... for Dame Moraine shall have NONE!

Joe

p.s. Don't forget to complain about the inadequate rules in the next incarnation ... unles you write them of course ... hell, maybe even then, it would certainly show this lot that you mean business ... they might question your sanity but since you married Hiram they do that anyway.

p.p.s. I see that Mensch is at it again. I'm up to my neck in conference calls today, let's see how you handle him ...

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Originally posted by [TGD] mensch:

*looks at Leeo and hands him a plastic bag* 'ere yer go lad, poot it oon yer Heid. Start ah deep breath'n.

While plastic respiration may qualify as a good time for the muttering mench, I prefer something with more alcohol.
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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

May GAWD have mercy on your souls ... for Dame Moraine shall have NONE!

Congratulations, deputy dawg.

I, for one, welcome our new overlord.

{do us all a favor, and stage a coup when Old Foul Joe tries to come back}

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Originally posted by rleete:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

May GAWD have mercy on your souls ... for Dame Moraine shall have NONE!

Congratulations, deputy dawg.

I, for one, welcome our new overlord.

{do us all a favor, and stage a coup when Old Foul Joe tries to come back} </font>

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