**YK2** Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: The Dearest Lady Y2K has been vexing me… Can I borrow your tweezers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Not as much as wolverines, but then, who could?Gulo gulo?( Fot its size, the Wolverine is probably one of the smallest and most powerful top-of-the-food-chain predator. It makes a Tasmanian Devil look like a sissy.) Doggie? Nope. You & Berli & Nietzsche....hmmmm...also.. Love Alice™ </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...would any SIGHTED woman marry Hiram Sedai? For that matter would any woman who had ANY of the five senses functioning marry him?For the money? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: [Granted I'm making an assumption here, but would any SIGHTED woman marry Hiram Sedai? For that matter would any woman who had ANY of the five senses functioning marry him?She has a hair fetish. Emrys, you supreme wankerette. What the heck are you doing, trying to boost your post count? You've been doing hit & run posts all over the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 That's my style, you twit. If you had any style of your own, you'd recognize one when you see it. (And no, a mere collection of affectations is not a style regardless of what Rod Stewart might have led you to believe.) Now be quiet and go back to reading biker mags or whatever it is you do between bouts of heavy petting yourself. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 So, you are padding your stats. I should have known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: That's my style, you twit. Michael And somewhere, off in the distance, as if in confirmation, a toilet flushes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I've got two legs from me hips to the ground and when I move em they walk around and when I lift em they go upstairs and when I shave em they aint got hairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Hatred update 5.30pm Monday evening to 11.30pm Wednesday evening… One great seething ocean of hate. Oh sure I did ‘other’ things; I slept a little, I ate a fair bit, I drank adequately & I gathered some results but essentially they were mere distractions from my true purpose which is to love Peng & hate all unsaved folk. V42below has been vexing me… the lily livered, ‘please don’t shout at me 37mm’, stool sniffer (and I’m not talking about the carpentry kind) has seemingly been ‘rejuvenated’ by my insults. He now writes a few things that are almost interesting… only the things about me of course The Dear Lady Morraine has been vexing me… why can’t I have my turn? The Dearest Lady Y2K has been vexing me… “and has been on a mission to take over the MBT since he began posting” Take over? I’ve been sent by Peng to save us all & keep the Cesspool as it should be*… a malign & festering sore seeping putrid hatred & rage. Every post I write, every word I utter, every thought I form is fated to bring us ALL (yes even rleete) closer to the ‘golden age'… HOWEVER... ...I’m also a Knight of the House of (sigh) JDMorse (sigh) & my secular responsibilities prompted me to offer my service to the Justicar (despite our religious differences) if this is now deemed to be trying to ‘take over’ then I’m greatly saddened. *shakes head solemnly as if the whole world has gone mad* The Justicar has been vexing me… why are you so surprised that Seanachai STILL wants to end your tyranny? Did he not try to install a benign & loved King years ago? Lars has been vexing me… Harold (spelt but not bolded) has been washed in the Blessed Holy Water of Peng (which reminds me, O' great & lurking lord you’re late on delivery… if this keeps up I’ll have to supply my own Holy Water!) he can not possibly serve as a scepter *alternatively I’ve been sent to herald in the coming apocalypso and to punish you all for not hating Canadians enough but I try not to mention that possibility… One paragraph? That's all I get? My dear petri dish licker, this simply will not do. It is now apparent that you are incapable of hatred even when optimum conditions for it are provided. I have no choice but to dispatch Harold on a covert mission to refill you with the venom that you lack. Operation "Desert Proctologist" will commence as soon as you are sound asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Hatred update ...punish you all for not hating Canadians enoughDAMNED straight! That's where it all started! All because Seanachai is a worthless, canuck huggin' idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I propose a new rule ... we need an email address and a general location ... THAT NORMAL PEOPLE CAN PRONOUNCE!Say,you have problems with normality? Love Alice™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I propose a new rule ... we need an email address and a general location ... THAT NORMAL PEOPLE CAN PRONOUNCE!Say,you have problems with normality? Love Alice™ </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I propose a new rule ... we need an email address and a general location ... THAT NORMAL PEOPLE CAN PRONOUNCE!Say,you have problems with normality? Love Alice™ </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I hereby declare that the Squire called Stikkypixie , having fulfilled all the requirements, performed endless tasks of minutiae, having annoyed several of the Olde Ones , etc. etc. be raised to the status of Knighthood in the MBT. So let it be written....so let it be done. [ March 10, 2005, 05:59 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Hatred update ...punish you all for not hating Canadians enoughDAMNED straight! That's where it all started! All because Seanachai is a worthless, canuck huggin' idiot! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I have been thinking about the title of this thread, and after long and thoughtful deliberation I have come to the conclusion that the answer is: "Because there are also ladies posting." And girlie-men, noteably non-turn sending ninnies. On the other hand, it's probably a rhetorical question and I've been wasting my time again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: One paragraph? That's all I get? My dear petri dish licker, this simply will not do. It is now apparent that you are incapable of hatred even when optimum conditions for it are provided. I have no choice but to dispatch Harold on a covert mission to refill you with the venom that you lack. Operation "Desert Proctologist" will commence as soon as you are sound asleep. Oh I’m sorry have I entered the ‘rub v42below thread’ (yikes that’d be one Mutha Awful Thread)? No feckwit… this is the Peng CHALLENGE thread! I’ve challenged your contemptible little ass in considerable style & you’ve declined (I would’ve said it was due to me being so intimidating except it sounds like you’re running scared of the Belgian as well) in a manner that must upset all the watching squires & SSN’s (Is she REALLY a Knight mom?). You should be thankful that I speak to you at all… if on some occasions what I say amounts to only a paragraph you shouldn’t be like… “Oh no! The sky is falling, why can’t he write to me more? I’m so lonely” Instead you should be like… “Yippee! I was ignored & now I’m not, let me savour every single word… for one is infinitely greater than zero” So rejoice you puny, delicate, skirt wearing, sheep shagger for I’ve not forgotten you (yet) like so many others have (Peng some people have ALL the luck)… [ March 10, 2005, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Oh I’m sorry have I entered the ‘rub v42below thread’ (yikes that’d be one Mutha Awful Thread)? No feckwit… this is the Peng CHALLENGE thread! I’ve challenged your contemptible little ass in considerable style & you’ve declined (I would’ve said it was due to me being so intimidating except it sounds like you’re running sacred of the Belgian as well) in a manner that must upset all the watching squires & SSN’s (Is she REALLY a Knight mom?). You should be thankful that I speak to you at all… if on some occasions what I say amounts to only a paragraph you shouldn’t be like… “Oh no! The sky is falling, why can’t he write to me more? I’m so lonely” Instead you should be like… “Yippee! I was ignored & now I’m not, let me savour every single word… for one is infinitely greater than zero” So rejoice you puny, delicate, skirt wearing, sheep shagger for I’ve not forgotten you (yet) like so many others have (Peng some people have ALL the luck)… Much better. Thank you, Aziz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: I hereby declare that the Squire called Stikkypixie , having fulfilled all the requirements, performed endless tasks of minutiae, having annoyed several of the Olde Ones , etc. etc. be raised to the status of Knighthood in the MBT. So let it be written....so let it be done. And aboot time too.... Congratulations Sir Stikky ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: People actually want to buy you? In Wonderland everything is .... Alice™ (who the f**k is Alice?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: I hereby declare that the Squire called Stikkypixie , having fulfilled all the requirements, performed endless tasks of minutiae, having annoyed several of the Olde Ones , etc. etc. be raised to the status of Knighthood in the MBT. So let it be written....so let it be done. Are you sure about this, Nidan? I remember how excited you were when he followed you home and I let you keep him, but it's been ages and ages and he's still not house broken, he chews up slippers at an alarming rate and I think he knocked up* the gerbil. We can't keep blaming it on the exuberance of youth. I think he may be more than a little s.l.o.w., if you know what I mean. * For our Brit friends, this does not mean "wake up". It's the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I propose a new rule Do you EVER get bored of writing that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: I hereby declare that the Squire called Stikkypixie , having fulfilled all the requirements, performed endless tasks of minutiae, having annoyed several of the Olde Ones , etc. etc. be raised to the status of Knighthood in the MBT. So let it be written....so let it be done. And aboot time too.... Congratulations Sir Stikky ! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: having annoyed several of the Olde OnesTo annoy us, doesn't it require that we notice him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Gongratulations on your knighthood, Sir Stikkypixie (has a certain ring to it, don't you think? Wait...don't answer that). Now that you're a knight I really should get around to sending you that set up, but I probably won't. Joey, me old fruit, how is the appointment process of the Probationary Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure Trainee of the Peng Challenge Thread going? Can I tell Harold the good news, or should he be planning an ambush in your outhouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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