Andreas Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. He's got fluid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Oh well... The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you any more" The queen knew she'd seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside. He said, "I've watched your palace up here on the hill And I've wondered who's the woman for whom we all kill But I am leaving tomorrow and you can do what you will Only first I am asking you why." Down in the long narrow hall he was led Into her rooms with her tapestries red And she never once took the crown from her head She asked him there to sit down. He said, "I see you now, and you are so very young But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won And I've got this intuition, says it's all for your fun And now will you tell me why?" The young queen, she fixed him with an arrogant eye She said, "You won't understand, and you may as well not try" But her face was a child's, and he thought she would cry But she closed herself up like a fan. And she said, "I've swallowed a secret burning thread It cuts me inside, and often I've bled" He laid his hand then on top of her head And he bowed her down to the ground. "Tell me how hungry are you? How weak you must feel As you are living here alone, and you are never revealed But I won't march again on your battlefield" And he took her to the window to see. And the sun, it was gold, though the sky, it was gray And she wanted more than she ever could say But she knew how it frightened her, and she turned away And would not look at his face again. And he said, "I want to live as an honest man To get all I deserve and to give all I can And to love a young woman who I don't understand Your highness, your ways are very strange." But the crown, it had fallen, and she thought she would break And she stood there, ashamed of the way her heart ached She took him to the doorstep and she asked him to wait She would only be a moment inside. Out in the distance her order was heard And the soldier was killed, still waiting for her word And while the queen went on strangeling in the solitude she preferred The battle continued on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 French people dig 'Scrubs'. We are not so sure about Mrs. Vega though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: dalem, please answer my queries in reguards your post on that "other forum". Thankie. Are you smoking someone? What queries, where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: Love Alice™ Do all Slovenians trademark their names? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Please stop. I don't understand... something wrong with my perfect post? [ March 07, 2005, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Yesterday shower time 11.30am to 12.30am You shower for 13 hours? Even if you don't, SNIPPED because it didn't concern me... enough </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: Hell Anton.... you got a STALKER!!!!!!!!!! [smilies in this post were ruthlessly smitten] I know! It's kewl, and by "kewl" I mean totally sweet! I hear - if you feed them right - with time they turn into half-decent mortal enemies. Either that or die a slow and painful death, which can't be all that bad to watch either. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: What queries, where? Gyrene's forum, the thread about horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Justicar Joe wrote... I'll be gone for two weeks but as I've abandoned all CM games it won't matter in that department. I AM concerned, however, that the CessPool will fall into rack and ruin in my absence and without even the highly dubious assistance that was once lent by Boo Radley the rules will be neglected once again. What to do, what to do. I’d offer my services… but it could be dangerous merging the secular hierarchy with the religious hierarchy. Still I’m overly qualified for the task… I turn up at all the wrong hours in relation to the yanks, I’m often drunk and I’m ALWAYS cranky, I’ve been trained (if it can be described as such) by your former helper and I might be able to find time to bust v42below to SSN… Heck with traits like that do I even need to send in my CV? PS I’m the only one who actually noticed (and I suspect EVER notices) your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: What queries, where? Gyrene's forum, the thread about horses. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Justicar Joe wrote... </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> I'll be gone for two weeks but as I've abandoned all CM games it won't matter in that department. I AM concerned, however, that the CessPool will fall into rack and ruin in my absence and without even the highly dubious assistance that was once lent by Boo Radley the rules will be neglected once again. What to do, what to do. I’d offer my services… but it could be dangerous merging the secular hierarchy with the religious hierarchy. Still I’m overly qualified for the task… I turn up at all the wrong hours in relation to the yanks, I’m often drunk and I’m ALWAYS cranky, I’ve been trained (if it can be described as such) by your former helper and I might be able to find time to bust v42below to SSN… Heck with traits like that do I even need to send in my CV? PS I’m the only one who actually noticed (and I suspect EVER notices) your post </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Die Joe Hey Joe, It's easy to say.. ..mmm.. v42below , does Alice sounds Slovenian to you? Alice™ ( next door ) [ March 07, 2005, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: Ales Dvorak ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: there's this seriously KEWL thing that the really KEWL D00DZE use ... it's called a LINK ...If you can't find it with the info given, we don't want you there. And be sure to post plenty of smack talk about me, my parentage (or lack of same), my pets, etc. But, keep it in mind I can edit your posts. Edited to bold the really old guy. [ March 07, 2005, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: rleete ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Justicar Joe wrote... If no one else steps up to the plate I might have to consider making you the Probationary Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure In Training of the Peng Challenge Thread ... always assuming that Berli hasn't had you flayed and crucified first. You don’t mind if I take that as yet another title, do you? I’m starting to have difficulty in keeping track of them all [ March 07, 2005, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: If no one else steps up to the plate I might have to consider ...had you flayed and crucified first. I'm hoping desperately for another volunteer. I hereby volunteer to torture said personage, providing there are numerous pointy sticks for me to use. I hate sharpening those damn things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ...I KNOW that it is ridiculous for ME to HATE you (I mean especially hate you... of course I should hate you for I hate pretty much all unsaved folk but still you've nothing overly special or unique about you... in fact I’d say that's your overriding characteristic... perhaps THAT’s the reason?)… I KNOW that you’re not, never have been and never can be MY MORTAL ENEMY… and yet I STILL despise you so, so, so sodding much… it’s a conundrum... Give in to the dark side you must. Tell you what, instead of being my mortal enemy, you can be my Darth Vader. You have asthma, don't you? I thought you might, growing up in those softly padded, steamed up rooms at the brothel. But you must promise not to make faces at me behind that mask. I'll go and get your costume ready, I'm thinking hot pink with yellow racing stripes and a big "powered by HONDA" sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: The very THOUGHT of having you don the badge and pocket the bullet of the Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread is enough to turn my stomach ... which was probably your plan all along. Still, you DID offer and as you so obnoxiously point out you were the ONLY one ... so far. If no one else steps up to the plate I might have to consider making you the Probationary Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure In Training of the Peng Challenge Thread ... always assuming that Berli hasn't had you flayed and crucified first. I'm hoping desperately for the later ... or another volunteer. Joe I hereby volunteer Harold (pictured below) for the position of Probationary Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure In Training of the Peng Challenge Thread. He is infinitely more qualified to perform the relevant duties than the Village Idiot, or, for that matter, you - Joe. Furthermore, Harold will take all the pricks of all the pointy sticks rleete may procure with the dutiful silence of a true Probationary Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure In Training of the Peng Challenge Thread, whereas the Village Idiot will likely squeal like a girl. Hmmm...this really does make it an even call... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Die Joe Think awfully much of yourself, titling yourself "The Joe", now, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: Hmm Darth Vader… sounds a little lame doesn’t it really? “Hi I’m Darth” “Yeah sure you are buddy” No I’ve already stated that you are a ‘smear on my life’… Perhaps I should clarify this statement. ****e… faecal matter… turd’s… poo… greatly unpleasant stuff I think we’ll agree? So what if I was to say… I don’t know… “the last time I saw a piece of yellow ****e like you was when I was staring at the rear end of a French Poodle” (I know, I know that begs more questions than it really implies insults but still it’s just a ‘top of my head’ hypothetical insult). Would you be insulted? I don’t think so… or certainly not enough anyways. You see think about ****e for one second… Are you thinking about ****e? D’ya see what I see? Yes? ****e has substance, it’s natural, it provides life for hordes of creatures, ****e has impact, community. ****e is nothing to be embarrassed of or ashamed of… we all ****e. It is BENEFICIAL to ****e, having a ****e can be relaxing… not having a ****e is bad for you. ****e matters… people study ****e or the history of ****e disposal. There are experts on dinosaur ****e because it’s really useful stuff… ****e can fertilize fields which allow agriculture & civilization & BFC & CM. I also expect that a piece of ****e could probably play Combat Mission far better than thou. Indeed, all in all, it might not be too much of a leap of imagination to claim that ****e makes us what we are! And yet these are all traits I don’t want to bestow upon you with my, supposed, insult! This you see is why I consider you merely a smear… I cannot think of anything good to say about a ****e smear… JUST like you. EDITED a little bit, but to be honest I don't care... I get passionate when discussing ****e [ March 07, 2005, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Someone really needs to derail your train of thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I dare say our Village Idiot is improving. Sure, he's still rough around the edges, grammar and spelling are not his friends (but then again who can blame them) and he spends his days analysing poodle's ****e (not that there's anything wrong with that), but nevertheless there is a noticable improvement. Keep at it, boy! One day I might even consider thinking about entertaining the idea of possibly accepting a challenge from you...provided you don't get yourself crucified before then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: ALL of it snipped and thank Peng that it has been My expectations were abysmal and rightfully so… Do you mind if I take up Harold (spelt but not bolded) as one of my disciples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 So it's sing-song time eh? Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht, Der Tag glühend heiß Oder eiskalt die Nacht. Bestaubt sind die Gesichter, Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ist unser Sinn; Es braust unser Panzer Im Sturmwind dahin. Mit donnernden Motoren, Geschwind wie der Blitz, Dem Feinde entgegen, Im Panzer geschützt. Voraus den Kameraden, Im Kampf steh'n wir allein, Steh'n wir allein, So stoßen wir tief In die feindlichen Reihn. Wenn vor uns ein feindliches Heer dann erscheint, Wird Vollgas gegeben Und ran an den Feind! Was gilt denn unser Leben Für unsres Reiches Heer? Ja Reiches Heer? Für Deutschland zu sterben Ist uns höchste Ehr. Mit Sperren und Minen Hält der Gegner uns auf, Wir lachen darüber Und fahren nicht drauf. Und droh'n vor uns Geschütze, Versteckt im gelben Sand, Im gelben Sand, Wir suchen uns Wege, Die keiner sonst fand. Und läßt uns im Stich Einst das treulose Glück, Und kehren wir nicht mehr Zur Heimat zurück, Trifft uns die Todeskugel, Ruft uns das Schicksal ab, Ja Schicksal ab, Dann wird uns der Panzer Ein ehernes Grab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Originally posted by Spiny Mouse: I bring you guys a cool song about moose and what I get in return is abuse.I'm shocked, shocked to find abuse going on here! How about posting some more songs instead? I'm sure there are plenty out there. Ok Shiney Moose, just for you... From the halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli', We fight our countrys battles In the air', on land, and sea. First to fight for right and freedom , And to keep our honor clean, We are proud to claim the title Of United States Marine. Our flags unfurl'd to every breeze From dawn to setting sun'; We have fought in every clime and place Where we could take a gun. In the snow of far-off northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes, You will find us always on the job - The United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Corps Which we are proud to serve; In many a strife we've fought for life And never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes, They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines. Semper Fi Guardsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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