Boo Radley Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Btw..... What's a shuffleboard incident??? For a gnome? It's when somebody shoves a stick up your ***. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Btw..... What's a shuffleboard incident??? For a gnome? It's when somebody shoves a stick up your ***. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: stinkywinky - you impatient swine, it's been a busy weekend, turn out in the next 24 hours. Kisses, Your Doom. Soooooo, you decided to crawl out of your hiding hole and face the inevitable have you? Or did some millipede kick you out? No seriously, I gotta admit that that's very admirable of you. <font size=-2 >Ooooh wait, that's that three-day-old kebab talking again. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Btw..... What's a shuffleboard incident??? For a gnome? It's when somebody shoves a stick up your ***. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Btw..... What's a shuffleboard incident??? For a gnome? It's when somebody shoves a stick up your ***. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Gee Boo, I bet it sucks to be this guy, huh? Almost as much as your guys on the other side of the map. The ones who are being slain in droves by my armada of Bren carriers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: With a stick in it, most assuredly, unless its a stick of beef jerky, then I suppose it would just...flop over? *sniff* could use planks or a log? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 I'm sitting upright (sort of) and typing now. Not taking the little things for granted any more like walking and creating little boo's in my porcelan friend. Will be getting the staples out on Friday. Let me know if you want a nice pic of the 16 little enforcers. I'll be sure to do my turns as soon as I beat Diablo II: Lord of Destruction. I mean...ah...nevermind. As I recover, I hate each of you. I especially hate the bard because he is oh so hateable. Have to go now. Edit: My recovery is wholy because of my love. Her patience is a godsend and her compassion is wonderful. She could have whacked me with a rolled up newspaper plenty of times during the last weekend, but she always gave me another pillow. I promise to not jump your bones until I'm fully healed, Lady Moraine. [ March 22, 2004, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 I am so impressed by your determination to get better quickly, my dearest. I blush with the accolades you insist on heaping upon me. You know, of course, that I had no qualms about caring for you during your down time and I know you would do the same for me were I in a similar situation. Plus it was a bonus that I had you in one place with no distractions and at my mercy...*evil grin* As to your promise...I'll hold you to that, but be warned: once you are back in action, you shall be thoroughly put to the test to ensure everything is in perfect working order...MUAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Oh...*ahem*...did I say that out loud??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 People with stupidly-long sig files should be lined up and beaten into unconsciousness with red-hot shovels. I hate you. Freaking morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: People with stupidly-long sig files should be lined up and beaten into unconsciousness with red-hot shovels. I hate you. Freaking morons. Oh.. bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Wow. Appearing in two new sigfiles today. I must have taken my vitamins this morning. There's still room in the backyard Yeknod. Almost warm enough for the thistles to grow back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Hey le dale. I hear you're good at le CM. Care for le beating? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Wow. Appearing in two new sigfiles today. I must have taken my vitamins this morning. There's still room in the backyard Yeknod. Almost warm enough for the thistles to grow back. You smoothie, you... *sniff* knowing how to make a donkey, well, feel... erm... humid. Erm... well, yer couldn't extend it a wee bit... yer know, to add a smidgen of self-mocking irony? Eh? Yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Hey le dale. I hear you're good at le CM. Care for le beating? :mad: 1) that's not much of a taunt. 2) I have about six thousand games going right now. Send me a setup and I will try to get to it. But you have to CHALLENGE me first. C'mon, I'm a recently-unemployed, terminally-single, right-wing, gun-toting, overly-hyphenating hawk. A True Peng Pod should be able rip me to shreds in his spare time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Wow. Appearing in two new sigfiles today. I must have taken my vitamins this morning. There's still room in the backyard Yeknod. Almost warm enough for the thistles to grow back. You smoothie, you... *sniff* knowing how to make a donkey, well, feel... erm... humid. Erm... well, yer couldn't extend it a wee bit... yer know, to add a smidgen of self-mocking irony? Eh? Yes? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! Thanks for the visual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: you have to CHALLENGE me first. I'm sorry. I was under the impression you were already challenged. And I, sir, am no -- how did you put it? -- Peng pod. I am a Waffler through and through. So jump into your Y-Wing and get ready for battle you pustulent package of peng-soaked puke. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 C'mon, I'm a recently-unemployed, Ho ho ha ha ha!! terminally-single, Gufffaw!!! right-wing, ROTFL gun-toting, Rhhheeeeeeeeeeee!!!! overly-hyphenating hawk. My God how sad!!!! Hang in there Dale, keep digging, you might discover one redeeming quality. [ March 22, 2004, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> C'mon, I'm a recently-unemployed, Ho ho ha ha ha!! terminally-single, Gufffaw!!! right-wing, ROTFL gun-toting, Rhhheeeeeeeeeeee!!!! overly-hyphenating hawk. My God how sad!!!! Hang in there Dale, keep digging, you might discover one redeeming quality. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> C'mon, I'm a recently-unemployed, Ho ho ha ha ha!! terminally-single, Gufffaw!!! right-wing, ROTFL gun-toting, Rhhheeeeeeeeeeee!!!! overly-hyphenating hawk. My God how sad!!!! Hang in there Dale, keep digging, you might discover one redeeming quality. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I put that through Babelfish for a translation and here's what it gave me: "Distort my cycles per second with eintonige matichkeit" See, here's the thing, Nidan me lad, insults aren't very insulting if they're given in a language the insultee is unfamiliar with. It would be like me insulting you in English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 *galloop* *galloop* *Galloop* *Galloop* *GALLOOP* *GALLOOP* . *clatter* *clatter* . YE FESTERIN' SNOT-GOBBLIN' BANDY-LAIGGED SASSANACHS!! . *poot* . *GALLOOP* *GALLOOP* *Galloop* *Galloop* *galloop* *galloop* . . . . *galloop* *galloop* *Galloop* *Galloop* *GALLOOP* *GALLOOP* . *clatter* *clatter* . Tha wee lassies excaipted o' course! . *GALLOOP* *GALLOOP* *Galloop* *Galloop* *galloop* *galloop* . . . . *galloop* *galloop* *Galloop* *Galloop* *GALLOOP* *GALLOOP* . *clatter* *clatter* . Hiram, ye kacked oop furr-ball! Gi' better mon! An' Seanachai! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! . *GALLOOP* *GALLOOP* *Galloop* *Galloop* *galloop* *galloop* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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