Moraine Sedai Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Dearest Mr. Emrys (bolded because I don't know if it's supposed to be or not and I wish to err on the side of caution), I do appreciate the compliment. I would have hoped that after all this time here, I should have picked up some good pointers along the way. As to the misspelling. 'Tis not my usual, to be certain. And that "a" was looming at me from my quote of Mr. Khann. Therefore, I blame him for this. AND he won't send me a shrubbery. NO EXCUSES, KHANN! I want that shrubbery!!! *stomps petit foot clad in strappy stilleto* Oh! My pardon...was that your foot? Oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Dearest Mr. Emrys (bolded because I don't know if it's supposed to be or not and I wish to err on the side of caution)A suggestion if I may. If you're going to err on the side of caution, just shoot him. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Dearest Mr. Emrys (bolded because I don't know if it's supposed to be or not and I wish to err on the side of caution), I do appreciate the compliment. I would have hoped that after all this time here, I should have picked up some good pointers along the way.I've noticed that you do seem to be a pretty sharp cookie. As to the misspelling. 'Tis not my usual, to be certain. And that "a" was looming at me from my quote of Mr. Khann. Therefore, I blame him for this.Always a good move. May I suggest that after having him flogged, you have him chained to a rock where young children can come, point, and ask him embarrassing questions about why he smells that way? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Dearest Mr. Emrys (bolded because I don't know if it's supposed to be or not and I wish to err on the side of caution)A suggestion if I may. If you're going to err on the side of caution, just shoot him.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Dearest Mr. Emrys (bolded because I don't know if it's supposed to be or not and I wish to err on the side of caution)A suggestion if I may. If you're going to err on the side of caution, just shoot him.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I don't want a turn. I have turns of my own. Go away, you unwholesome thing. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I don't want a turn. I have turns of my own. Go away, you unwholesome thing. Michael Ahhh. You may have your own turns, not that there is anything much wrong with that... but Mace is in constant need of reminding that after Beer, turns are next. Where do you think the whole idea of "Fog of War" came from...? Mace and his few brain cells coping with the beer-induced-fog. That's where. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Just a quick note to let you all know how much I appreciate all the good will and wishes... Nidan 1 ! Come back to the Ardennes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Breakthrough: I appreciate all the good will and wishes.Good will and wishes? Sorry, you must have the wrong thread. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Imagine my surprise should I be met at the door by a delivery person bringing Boo to my door with his foot in a pot full of dirt. Oh, WOW! That actually happened. When the hell was that...? Right, right, right. Saskatoon, 1973. But I was wearing pasties and had a wing-tip on my other foot. Man, I must have been TOTALLY drunk. I mean, I NEVER wear dress shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann: Now that you've chosen to reveal that dainty yet daunting 6" stiletto heels comprise a portion of your wardrobe, I hate Hiram all the more. I keep telling you that your ankles are too damned thick for stiletto heels you floosie. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann: Well did you at least get to have some fruit with your beer? How many times do I need to explain to you morons that if it's beer, it ain't the best beer unless you're supposed to have fruit with it. So you're the guy who ordered the poofter drink? That's one of Australia's greatest mysteries solved. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: As to the misspelling. 'Tis not my usual, to be certain. And that "a" was looming at me from my quote of Mr. Khann. Therefore, I blame him for this. And I readily accept the blame. I really must learn not to post with my mouth full. Or after I've refilled dalem's trash with beer bottles and fruit rinds. It always turns out poorly. AND he won't send me a shrubbery. NO EXCUSES, KHANN! I want that shrubbery!!! *stomps petit foot clad in strappy stilleto* Oh! My pardon...was that your foot? Oh dear. Not to worry. Last time I checked I had at least two of those. As to the shrubbery, it shall not be an easy thing to manage. But I promise to do what I can. Lars! Front and center! I've a task for you. Stand up straight. Stop chewing on that, whatever it is. And no, I don't want to share it. Or even see it... All right, all right, just put it back in your mouth! There's a good lad. We require a shrubbery for a stiletto clad Lady of the Pool... What? No, no, whatever it is you're chewing on simply won't do, you dolt. Now off to the forest with you, and see that you don't return without a suitable specimen. (I don't expect him back before the spring growing season. Then again, it's sort of a win-win, if you take my meaning.) Papa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: May I suggest that after having him flogged, you have him chained to a rock where young children can come, point, and ask him embarrassing questions about why he smells that way? Michael Allow me to save you the trouble, Mr. Emry's. Here's a list of answers that should address the questions you and your pack of street urchins will no doubt have questions for. 1) Bathing 2) Deodorant 3) Toothbrush 4) Toothpaste 5) Shampoo 6) Having teeth to use number 3 and number 4 on 7) Clean clothes 8) Having hair to use number 5 on 9) Soap 10) Not living in the back of a van, down by the river Did I miss anything? Papa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: Did I miss anything?Yes. 11) Swimming downstream of the municiple sewage outlet. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: Did I miss anything? Papa Yes. You didn't turn up for the handing out of brains. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Move along, move along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Dorosh is a very naughty boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by Breakthrough: Just a quick note to let you all know how much I appreciate all the good will and wishes... Nidan 1 ! Come back to the Ardennes! I never left! What with all that VT artillery pinning me in place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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