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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

In a note from my so-called ISP, actually posted on their website....

Sevices: Email - "some known problems"... Our technicians are treating this problem as High Priority. (And as soon as we can stop them watching MATTHEW HAYDEN scoring his NEW WORLD RECORD IN TEST CRICKET OF 380 RUNS. Suck eggs Brian Lara.... well, you can see what's important.

Noba.

(And petunias arn't really my style. I prefer two lips)

Seems like an awful waste of bandwidth, why would anyone want to reply to you in the first place? Even if it is an error message.

Godawful Aussies, they just dont get it...Roight Mate. </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

Sevices: Email - "some known problems"... Our technicians are treating this problem as High Priority.

Ken oath.

Got home for work, ready to face the nightly battle of wading through 100 plus emails telling me that I can add 4" and need viagra to remain 'vibrant', just to have Bigpond deprive me of this pleasure!

...bastages!

Originally posted by Nidan1:

Godawful Aussies, they just dont get it...Roight Mate.

You'll get it al'roight', right across the back of the head....now where's me 4x2 bit of wood?

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

Got home for work, ready to face the nightly battle of wading through 100 plus emails telling me that I can add 4" and need viagra to remain 'vibrant', just to have Bigpond deprive me of this pleasure!

Think of it mate,that would give you

a whole 5", the next time you pop the little blue pill. The Sheilas must be beating a path to your door.

[ October 10, 2003, 06:28 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Looks like I lifted the wrong rock. All the slugs from "Down Unda" are now exposed to the light. Funny how they all congregate..it does make it easier to eliminate them though...

Squiiiissssssssh

Heathen. You'll need to back up the rhetoric with action, if you don't fall asleep first. Send a set up.

NO SNOW !

I will swat your pixelations like the "New Messiah", Matthew smote the hapless Zimbabweans...

Lustily and without rancour.

Noba.

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Think of it mate,that would give you

a whole 5", the next time you pop the little blue pill. The Sheilas must be beating a path to your door.

5"? I'm not folding it in half for anyone.

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Looks like I lifted the wrong rock. All the slugs from "Down Unda" are now exposed to the light. Funny how they all congregate..it does make it easier to eliminate them though...

Squiiiissssssssh

Heathen. You'll need to back up the rhetoric with action, if you don't fall asleep first. Send a set up.

NO SNOW !

I will swat your pixelations like the "New Messiah", Matthew smote the hapless Zimbabweans...

Lustily and without rancour.

Noba. </font>

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Stupid Aussie gits.

I go to bed thinking "hey, my white corpuscles have clearly beaten the tar out that silly little flu virus" only to awaken 5 hours later with a "Nope, still here!" sign attached to my throat?

And the only other people awake are ROO BOTHERERS!

Whatever it is Berli, I'm sorry I didn't do it already. Make it stop.

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Originally posted by dalem:

Stupid Aussie gits.

I go to bed thinking "hey, my white corpuscles have clearly beaten the tar out that silly little flu virus" only to awaken 5 hours later with a "Nope, still here!" sign attached to my throat?

And the only other people awake are ROO BOTHERERS!

Whatever it is Berli, I'm sorry I didn't do it already. Make it stop.

Rhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!

Suffer.

Noba.

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:

Looks like I lifted the wrong rock. All the slugs from "Down Unda" are now exposed to the light. Funny how they all congregate..it does make it easier to eliminate them though...

Squiiiissssssssh

Heathen. You'll need to back up the rhetoric with action, if you don't fall asleep first. Send a set up.

NO SNOW !

I will swat your pixelations like the "New Messiah", Matthew smote the hapless Zimbabweans...

Lustily and without rancour.

Noba. </font>

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Originally posted by Mace:

Got home for work, ready to face the nightly battle of wading through 100 plus emails telling me that I can add 4" and need viagra to remain 'vibrant', just to have Bigpond deprive me of this pleasure!

Your favorite ewe is named "Bigpond"?

Well, whatever floats your boat.

P.S. – Buy her some nice fresh hay.

SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave wire hangers on the closet floor.

Now sod off.

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

(And petunias arn't really my style. I prefer two lips)

Noba.

I shall now be very noisily ill all over my keyboard.

Thank you so very, very, very, very, very. very much, you annoying, Sheila-scaring, hoyden panderer </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

In a note from my so-called ISP, actually posted on their website....

Sevices: Email - "some known problems"... Our technicians are treating this problem as High Priority. (And as soon as we can stop them watching MATTHEW HAYDEN scoring his NEW WORLD RECORD IN TEST CRICKET OF 380 RUNS. Suck eggs Brian Lara.... well, you can see what's important.

Noba.

(And petunias arn't really my style. I prefer two lips)

Bloody mongrel he is, made me empty my fridge of beer watching it all.
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And now the news you have all waited so patiently for,

Today is the day I purchase my windows and door for my new addition! I know the excitement is overwhelming but try and contain yourselves!

In other news…

The Cat House I have been building is 50% complete.

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Nidan1 is doing his best to kill me in a scenario of my own design and proceeding nicely. If I keep losing panzers to his T-34’s at the rate of 3 to 1 I should be out of panzers shortly. On the lighter side I believe I have hurt his accompanying infantry enough to maybe hold the field.

(Break to commercial)

Toady’s rates are the lowest they have been for years. NOW IS THE TIME to refinance! Turn your equity into cash………

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Just thought I'd stop by and mention that I hate Sirreal with the white hot intensity of a billion super novas, that have been drenched with Paco's Triple-Nitro XXX Hot Sauce.

Why? Because he keeps killing my panzers with a subtle insouciance that really tightens my colon!

Although I'm delighted to be the object of such passion, I'm somewhat hesitant to be someone that has an effect on your colon.

/SirReal

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Originally posted by Noba:

What is that rodent's status ?

Is it belonging to anyone ?

This rodent is just fine, thank-you-very-much. Careful, or I'll have to put you in a bird cage and lower you into the deepest recesses of the Cesspool to test the air for the rest of us. Okay, Mr. Canary?

As for cats, they're only good for one thing... and that's tying firecrackers to their tail and lighting them... now THAT's entertainment.

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Originally posted by Mouse:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

What is that rodent's status ?

Is it belonging to anyone ?

This rodent is just fine, thank-you-very-much. Careful, or I'll have to put you in a bird cage and lower you into the deepest recesses of the Cesspool to test the air for the rest of us. Okay, Mr. Canary?

As for cats, they're only good for one thing... and that's tying firecrackers to their tail and lighting them... now THAT's entertainment. </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Just thought I'd stop by and mention that I hate Sirreal with the white hot intensity of a billion super novas, that have been drenched with Paco's Triple-Nitro XXX Hot Sauce.

Why? Because he keeps killing my panzers with a subtle insouciance that really tightens my colon!

Just thought I would add to this note SirReal gandy dancin', no turn sendin' Pillock!!! Lay that rail, spike those ties, send me a bloody turn!!!!.....oh and by the way...he loses T-34s faster than you can say....

"Uncle Joe made me do it"

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