Jim Boggs Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Good grief. A half a page of Jimbo Buggs and Geilord Flocker. It's like watching Shemp Howard sparring with Shecky Greene. "Oh, the inanity..." To the esteemed Roo=Badley ,Esq. The following is in tribute to your more sophisticated "sense of humor". Wake me when it's over: CPA: Boy those deductions are really piling up. Client: Wow, since you suggested accelerated depreciation, my net worth has increased ten-fold! CPA: Oh Yeah? Here's my BILL! *Yawns, wipes sleep from eyes* Hopefully now we can return to more "classic" humor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Bhuddist Monk goes to the hot dog vendor and says; "Make me one with everything" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Seanachai and Berli sitting on the tip of the iceberg... Seanachai :" Berli, you and I ,we are white polar bears ,right?." " Yes " " And you and I,we have white soft thick fur ,right?" " Yes , Seanachai " " So why I'm so fecking cold??!!! " konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Seanachai and Berli sitting on the tip of the iceberg... Seanachai :" Berli, you and I ,we are white polar bears ,right?." " Yes " " And you and I,we have white soft thick fur ,right?" " Yes , Seanachai " " So why I'm so fecking cold??!!! " konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF AussieJeff I blame you for this ... well, you and Berli who insisted on making him a Serf. Do they have, do you suppose, polar bears that AREN'T white in Poland? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Bring out your turns.....bring out your turns... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: To the esteemed Roo=Badley ,Esq. The following is in tribute to your more sophisticated "sense of humor". Wake me when it's over: CPA: Boy those deductions are really piling up. Client: Wow, since you suggested accelerated depreciation, my net worth has increased ten-fold! CPA: Oh Yeah? Here's my BILL! *Yawns, wipes sleep from eyes* Hopefully now we can return to more "classic" humor. Taking comedy lessons from an accountant is like taking driving lessons from a Floridiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Taking comedy lessons from an accountant is like taking driving lessons from a Floridiot. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Do they have, do you suppose, polar bears that AREN'T white in Poland? Joe There is , of course ,the ,uh ,delicate and sensitive question of differential racial or ethnic susceptibility ...with further research ,perhaps ... Could not commit myself on the basis of present findings ...theoretically possible ,of course. On the other hand ,uncontrolled mutation cannot be ruled out.... sure? How can I be sure ? After all it's not my district. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Ps:Perhaps it is just the basic mystery of life .(Now you see it -now you don't) Ps2: Joe , are you some kind of moron? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Do they have, do you suppose, polar bears that AREN'T white in Poland? Joe There is , of course ,the ,uh ,delicate and sensitive question of differential racial or ethnic susceptibility ...with further research ,perhaps ... Could not commit myself on the basis of present findings ...theoretically possible ,of course. On the other hand ,uncontrolled mutation cannot be ruled out.... sure? How can I be sure ? After all it's not my district. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Ps:Perhaps it is just the basic mystery of life .(Now you see it -now you don't) Ps2: Joe , are you some kind of moron? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 i DIDN'T EVEN READ PAGE 4 OF THIS WEAKEST OF ALL THREADS. hAH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: i DIDN'T EVEN READ PAGE 4 OF THIS WEAKEST OF ALL THREADS. hAH! Cyanide reaction ! Medics on the double!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 *rushes over and administers an IV drip to dalem, checks his pulse and the dilation of his pupils, then leaves him to recover* hmmm...just realized I'm not a medic...*dramatic chord* Wonder what that IV has in it... [ March 17, 2003, 03:44 AM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Foe GAWD'S SAKE Joe! Have you NO DEPTH of unDERstanding AT all? Do YOU still watch re-RUNS of THe BLACK and WHITE Minstrel SHOW, trying to UNDERSTAND whAT IT all MEANT??? Faithfull SQUIRE Konrad's lengthy AND completely UN-abriDGEd exPOSITion on the comPARative MERITS of a quasi-CLASS-less and ethnico-juxtaPOSED cessPUDlian socieTY is WORTHy of a PuLITZer pRIZe. YoU should THanK hIM foR BRINginG a loNG ovERduE SEnSE of SANitY tO thIs M.utha O.f A.lL T.hreads Jeffrey... I'm going to give you one last chance to "fix" that caps lock key......... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 What? Do you mean who are "Shecky Greene" and "Shemp Howard"? Geez, from a guy who's country has given the world "Ginger Meggs" I figured they would be two of your patron saints. Listen here you reject. Just cough up the answer and stop parading your international cartoon education. And my Tigers WANT to stay on the side of the map. They feel safer there...... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Okay, let's see what his says: Door to Door Spats Saleman </font>Boo, I like spats, unlike the classless gentleman here. I think I'll take a pair of size ten. Hmmmmm, yeeess, right shape. <font size =3> BOOOOOT</font>,<font size = -1> Boot, boot boot</font> By golly, I like them even more now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Do they have, do you suppose, polar bears that AREN'T white in Poland? Joe There is , of course ,the ,uh ,delicate and sensitive question of differential racial or ethnic susceptibility ...with further research ,perhaps ... Could not commit myself on the basis of present findings ...theoretically possible ,of course. On the other hand ,uncontrolled mutation cannot be ruled out.... sure? How can I be sure ? After all it's not my district. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Ps:Perhaps it is just the basic mystery of life .(Now you see it -now you don't) Ps2: Joe , are you some kind of moron? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Where's all the Yankees? Sorry, Boggs, I was called away by a beautiful woman and a 3 liter bottle of Badia a Coltibuono's Chianti Classico - 1996. Too bad the best you can do in Florida is a woman with three teeth and a bottle of Boone's Farm Tickle Pink – February. Your doom will be on its way this evening. SSN Hint Of The Day: Every umbrella is yours. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />What? Do you mean who are "Shecky Greene" and "Shemp Howard"? Geez, from a guy who's country has given the world "Ginger Meggs" I figured they would be two of your patron saints. Listen here you reject. Just cough up the answer and stop parading your international cartoon education. And my Tigers WANT to stay on the side of the map. They feel safer there...... Noba. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: [QB ... and he asks ME if I'M a moron ! Joe [/QB]No anymore .Now I know. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: [QB ... and he asks ME if I'M a moron ! Joe No anymore .Now I know. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF [/QB]</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Sorry, Boggs, I was called away by a beautiful woman and a 3 liter bottle of Badia a Coltibuono's Chianti Classico - 1996. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Excellent, Joe Take it easy ,little men ,and no one will get hurt. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF PS You the one asking the funny questions. (pearl teeth changed to green.Green they are ,green as shamrock.) [ March 17, 2003, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Yankee Girl: No that's his real color. At least he has money! That's how come I can afford to come here to Daytona once a year. One week in Florida is absolutely necessary for me, otherwise, if I left it up to those Yankee boys, I would be.....well....gay! Actually, I took her to Cancun. Daytona is for girls who like to chew Skoal on the beach and dribble tobacco into their bikinis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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