Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 It pains me that other threads are displaying more :mad: , , :confused: and than ours. So, let me just say that not only are the Canadians citizens of a wanna be US state, so are the Finns. EDIT: I hate the word ridiculous. The proper spelling just looks so....ridiculous. [ September 19, 2003, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Becket ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 ARrrhh!! There be a spelling mistake in ye title, Becket! Onto the plank for ye, and dunk yer head in a cask 'o rum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Long Trousered Silver: ARrrhh!! There be a spelling mistake in ye title, Becket! Onto the plank for ye, and dunk yer head in a cask 'o rum!There be a spellin' mistake in ye olde post too, Mr. Soddball Silver. ARrrhh!! is spelled GRARGHGRRAGGRAHGRARGGRAHRGAR!!!. Twenty lashes with the cat, ye lubber!! :mad: :mad: :mad: That would be cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 Mmm, rum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Nice call on the thread title Becket it brought a smile to my face, you cabron! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Abbott: you cabron! Oh the humanity! Oh the insults! I was going to write a 700 word paper responding to you, but I fell asle.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Scurvy watered-down-rum-drinkers that ye are, ye'll drown at the foot of Davy Jones' Locker afore the morn!! Avast, me hearties! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabron66 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: So, let me just say that not only are the Canadians citizens of a wanna be US state, so are the Finns.I'll keep giving you the rope if you agree to keep hanging yourself with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Paula Ballantyne is my wife now. Hmmm, doesn't quite have the insult factor that Soddball's sigs have. Although I'm sure she would beg to differ. :mad: Back to editing CMAK on Paula's sister's computer but GAGAGRG GAR G RAG GARGG G RAG AR GRAGGAR!!!!! I have no access to CMBB. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Very, very bad thing. No TNT and CMBB make Jason go something something. Ye scurvy whelps should all be keelhauled before being sent to Davey Jones' locker. Except for my PBEM opponents. I'm having too much fun beating you like, well, like rented MasterGoodales. Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 Arrrrr, mateys, the power be back on in the Becket hideout, or so says me wench. So, Axe me hearty, that means you'd better be a gettin me a turn. Stand up and take your keel-hauling like a man. Oh, and congrats and stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Arrrrr, mateys, the power be back on in the Becket hideout, or so says me wench.Becket you giant twit, why don't you have a generator? How are you going to keep the beer cool in an emergency? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Looks like snow. And smelly goats. They're out there too. Becket, Ur n ideeot. Donte fede teh troelz. Whoo hoo, it's good to be back! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: How are you going to keep the beer cool in an emergency? Beer and refrigeration be damned. The water of life - Lagavulin, Highland Park, Talisker - is best drunk room temperature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Paula Ballantyne is my wife now. Hmmm, doesn't quite have the insult factor that Soddball's sigs have. Jas :mad: n The ultimate insult factor: Jason Ballantyne is my husband now. eeeewwwwwwwwww!!! The poor dear sweet lass. A sig line for a lifetime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Hey, I should be charging her for the coolness factor of sharing the Ballantyne name. Hmmmm, now that I mention it.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 You better watch what threads you stray into with that sig, Axe. Let alone the fact that someone might actually know what the heck it means. [ September 19, 2003, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Becket ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabron66 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 I just want to be clear on one thing. Since three threads have now been closed I see no reason to continue this discussion. Might I respectfully suggest we leave this here and put a shot into it to make sure it's dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: I just want to be clear on one thing. Since three threads have now been closed I see no reason to continue this discussion. Might I respectfully suggest we leave this here and put a shot into it to make sure it's dead. Just to be clear, this thread isn't about you. The new Cheery Waffle thread needed a name. Recent events provided that name, and a lot of good humor to boot. You're welcome to post, but only if you can accept being called a maggot or worse (like the rest of us). You also may have to play PBEMs. And have a Finn defile your sig with anti-Canadian messages. Axe, do you have the Goodale FAQ handy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: I just want to be clear on one thing. Since three threads have now been closed I see no reason to continue this discussion. Might I respectfully suggest we leave this here and put a shot into it to make sure it's dead. Carbone You have found a home here in the Cheery Waffle Thread. We are the rejects, the dregs, the lowlifes. Yes, you are correct, we are a proud bunch. Our Thread always gets locked down quickly. A vital public service provided free of charge by the good folks at BFC. So pull up a chair, expound upon the virtues of CAS. We eagerly await. I know Soddball/Half-Cock Silver has had problems with CAS all his life. Any advice, short of an enema,....well okay, including an enema, would I am sure be recieved with gratitude and good will. Are you feeling at home yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by CabronSS: I just want to be clear on one thing...yada, yada, yadaCabronSS, before you come in to this, the thread of scholars, be forewarned you are treading on sacred ground. I say unto "you" DO NOT EVOKE THE WRATH OF GOODALE" He hates all CANADIANS and will not be nice to you. You have been warned! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by CabronSS: I just want to be clear on one thing...yada, yada, yadaCabronSS, before you come in to this, the thread of scholars, be forewarned you are treading on sacred ground. I say unto "you" DO NOT EVOKE THE WRATH OF GOODALE" </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harv Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: So, let me just say that not only are the Canadians citizens of a wanna be US state, so are the Finns. Eh? Wannabe? You mean we aren't already? {sigh} Time to get the "Please Invade Us" signs back up on the border I guess. Sorry to interrupt. Please continue waffling in threats. Or sumfink. Harv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Axe, it's great to see you back. I trust you and the wonderful Mrs. Axe have had a lovely interlude. Did she catch you staring off into space, planning your next PBEM move? I'm sure she will eventually adjust to this particular condition of yours. Okay, a quick summary of the mighty Beat Dave Like a Rented Mule, or BDLRM tourney, which unfortunately contains no snow. MasterGoodale's Soviets are in excellent shape, but he's stopped sending turns. He has infantry inside the central factory, and more infantry advancing on my right. We've finished 15 turns. Did I mention the maggot has stopped sending turns? GRARGHRAHGRRAHGRHHARGH! :mad: Teddy Windsor has completed 14 turns. He has assault guns, tanks, artillery, infantry, and probably some air strikes all falling on my Germans at once. I'm hoping to salvage something from this, but he's rolling over my poor troops with a vengeance. Mike has some armor on the road northeast of the factory. Right now it is shelling the factory. He also has some infantry making an attack on my far right, but it has been stopped by HMG fire. We've played 9 turns. GrumpyBear has finished 4 turns. So far one of my AT guns took a potshot at a Soviet armored car on the road through the woods northeast of the factory. That's the only Soviet I've seen. He keeps talking about doing a human wave attack, so I suspect he may have lots of infantry. Mike_the_wino has completed 5 turns. He's got a KV and some T-34s shooting up the factory. I actually KO'd a T-34 on the hill with the easternmost VL! He has a couple of infantry squads there, too. THumpre has only finished 2 turns. I have spotted "light armor" northeast of the factory so far. 86smopuim has finished 4 turns. He has some infantry near the eastern VL, but that's it. He's told me that he has more bodies than I have bullets, so he may be very infantry-intensive, too. With CMAK coming out soon, I don't know if I'd want to start any more PBEMs of CMBB for a while. However, if someone really wanted to play, I could probably do one or two more BDLRM games. My turns are very easy, and get much easier as the game progresses. [ September 19, 2003, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: My turns are very easy, and get much easier as the game progresses. They'd have to be really easy to top the ones I'm sending He Who Snarks. Open email. Fire Up PBEM Helper. Press Play. Press Go. Send turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Axe, Linguine Carbonara and now Wall Banger. The Waffle obviously found the only three war-like Canadians in existence. Oh, I hear you saying, "What about Grog Dorosh? He's in the Canadian Army." True enough, but he plays with mannequins, which sends some seriously mixed messages about the Canadian army. :mad: Sodden Trousers, I've yet to look at your turn mostly because I'm afraid of finding Russian pirates. Patch-eyed, parrot-wearing salted maggot. :mad: :mad: [ September 19, 2003, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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