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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker:

Seanachai , the universe is not shaped like a pyramid is all i meant from my last post.

Yes it is, Gaylord. The question is how it balances. </font>
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Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Malakovski:

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If only the damn cat wouldn’t keep getting in the way...

I thought you said your cat was sick?

That cat looks pretty healthy to me... </font>

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Originally posted by Snarker:

All pile on Lenakronad!!! Tsk, tsk, laddie. To think you used to kiss your dear, sweet mum with that mouth.

Oedipus Schmoedipus .

Of course you lot are much more comfortable with pornography.

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Nice flying side kick!!! Hey Boo can you get me a couple of pairs of those bloomers, maybe that is why I could never get my kicks that high, my jockstrap is too tight.

Hortlund now that you are back posting, I can assume that your latest encounter with the opposite sex has crashed and burned, so send a turn you pootly, prancing reprobate. You should really take Homer's advice, you twit.

Listen up, Hortlund!

[ June 04, 2003, 08:00 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

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Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad:

edited to say that you website sux.can't paste image.

that really sux Boo .You sux.

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

Nice flying side kick!!! Hey Boo can you get me a couple of pairs of those bloomers, maybe that is why I could never get my kicks that high, my jockstrap is too tight.

That's because you've got it on backwards, you hopelessly dense Gandy dancer.

Gawd, that reminds me of the joke about the potato in the back of the swim trunks. I'd tell it to you, but you'd probably see it as less a joke and more of a cautionary tale.

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Snarker...

I have two in the testing stage, you are welcome to either one. Drop me an email for which torture you would like.

Torture #1 - Thunder on the Dneister. Slow moving at first, but heats up. This one features the Stalin Line, Romanians, and a River....

Torture #2 - Opening Moment- The first attack of LSSAH near a place called Kursk. This one is huge in every sense of the word, and if it melts your processor...GOOD! This one features explodey things, artillery, explodey things, more artillery, more explodey things, and is historical. Did I mention it had explodey things?

Oh yeah, I threw in some crunchies too!

Rune

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Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad:

Extreme unction!!

(glands is a dirty word , metabolism will be much better).

You XXXX

Can anyone tell me what he is...? SSN, serf or squire? (surely he cant be a knight) </font>
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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

Update:

The web site died, but we are attempting resurrection. Never ever attempt to use WordPerfect for website design.

Fortunately, the Quartermaster Corps has indicated it will authorize funds to purchase a copy of MicroSoft FrontPage in the next forty-eight hours.

Er... FrontPage? FrontPage is the biggest pile of ****e ever produced by MicroSloth. Dreamweaver or GoLive if you must use a WYSIWYG editor
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I believe that one of AJ's last acts before he left, was to raise lenakonrad to full knighthood. We need a scribe to search the archives. My squire SgtGoody (esq) would be perfect for the task, but alas he has been absent as well.

[ June 04, 2003, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Squire to AussieJeff?

Faithful .Always .Forever.

Lucky Squire to the only

REAL KNIGHT

Sir AUSSIEJEFF .

Knight too ,indeed ,sig:"Kill the Hyena".

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Originally posted by rune:

Snarker...

I have two in the testing stage, you are welcome to either one. Drop me an email for which torture you would like.

Torture #1 - Thunder on the Dneister. Slow moving at first, but heats up. This one features the Stalin Line, Romanians, and a River....

Torture #2 - Opening Moment- The first attack of LSSAH near a place called Kursk. This one is huge in every sense of the word, and if it melts your processor...GOOD! This one features explodey things, artillery, explodey things, more artillery, more explodey things, and is historical. Did I mention it had explodey things?

Oh yeah, I threw in some crunchies too!

Rune

It's so humourous that Rune actually takes the time to 'describe' his abominations.

All Rune Scenarios:

There is always a lot of armour. It's only purpose is to die. Sometimes there is infantry. They die more quickly without accomplishing much of anything. The map is impossible to navigate from any direction. The purpose of this is never made clear by actually fighting through the battle, nor is it clear how the map was created, although one cannot ignore the idea that children's puzzle and maze books were used for the overall layout. Reinforcements will arrive, sometimes nearly non-stop. Their only purpose is to take over dying from the units who can no longer perform this ultimate function because they are dead. Explosions are good, more explosions are better. The ultimate 'Rune' scenario is one in which every single unit explodes within the first 60 seconds of combat. Many feel that this is the design ethic powering all his scenarios. When he finally achieves it, he will retire from scenario design.

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:

Update:

The web site died, but we are attempting resurrection. Never ever attempt to use WordPerfect for website design.

Fortunately, the Quartermaster Corps has indicated it will authorize funds to purchase a copy of MicroSoft FrontPage in the next forty-eight hours.

Er... FrontPage? FrontPage is the biggest pile of ****e ever produced by MicroSloth. Dreamweaver or GoLive if you must use a WYSIWYG editor </font>
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Originally posted by Nidan1:

You should really take Homer's advice, you twit.

In the words of the great one: If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

(and I am waiting for a turn from you pillock last email I got from you was some whining about ISPs and emails or somefink)

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Malakovski you degenerate, stop inflicting your cat pornography on the 'Pool.

That I should live to see a Squire of mine debasing himself by posting feline fetishism shots on the Thread.

For once I have to agree with Seanachai (and the four horsemen check their watches). Really, Malakovski, Kitty porn???
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Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

(and I am waiting for a turn from you pillock last email I got from you was some whining about ISPs and emails or somefink)
Ooops...forgot about that issue, expect another devastating turn shortly...and now for something completely different.... Some advice for Lovelorn Swedes

[ June 04, 2003, 02:16 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

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I just sent this message out to you..,

Ubergnome, Hortlund and Snarker

Other then you sounds like a lot of pillocks trying to form a band, I have decided to attempt to melt your processors. This does require 1.03, so if you don't have it, do not even attempt to play. May these scenarios cause you to lose your hair, age prematurely, and act like a total fool, yes, may they make you act like Joe Shaw. May they cause you much pain...

Rune

And a PS, Microsoft Word tries to spellcheck ubergnome, it picks username. Need I say more?

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