Patchy Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: There was one in a bed And the little Gnome said "Now who's gonna amuse me" ....and a little Gnome starts singing to himself.....a jolly little singsong.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: I made Gaylord Focker a serf of the MBT....You can't send my serf to Coventry!!!! Lars, could you please take Gaylord as your squire....I think it would be quite fitting for him to be a part of the Shavian house....and I know you have always wanted a pet rock....pretty please! Persephone Sigh. I am a sucker for the Ladies. I hereby relent on my proposal for Coventry -- but watch an dsee, I was right about Mouse and I am right about this one. Now, as to making him a squire to the Shaving Haus? Sigh. Well, it couldn't make the Shavians any worse. Besides, being related to Foul Joe will drive BOTH of them insane -- so it is a win-win situation. Steve [ March 06, 2003, 07:08 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 If our road signs Catch your eye Smile But don't forget To buy Burma-Shave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 And if you could hold him to, say, ten posts a day, that would be a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 How about papayas? Any papayas in the fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: There were four in a bed And the little Gnome said "Roll over, roll over" So they all rolled over And dalem fell out ( parp) "parp"? Is that some kind of smear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: What say you, knights? Shall Gaylord Focker be banished to Coventry evermore? I await your decisions. Steve Nay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2003 Author Share Posted March 7, 2003 As founding Liege of the Shavian House I hereby PROHIBIT any Knight of the Shavian House from taking Gaylord Focker (spelt but not bolded) to Squire ... at least until he learns to spell ... and not post so often ... like ever. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: <font size=-1>"parp"? Is that some kind of smear?</font>It's the plaintive bleating of your BA-64's horn as my uber-halftrack PUSHED IT OFF THE BRIDGE AND DOWN THE CLIFF. Just like rolling out of bed feels. That sudden sickening sensation of falling, falling, falling... Of course, when you roll out of bed the experience isn't normally followed up with a hollow-charge warhead, but I might be getting ahead of myself here. Let's just say that if you could send me that next movie we'll see what happens to brave little Mr Armored Car at the bottom of that big bad cliff. And it's not going to be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: As founding Liege of the Shavian House I hereby PROHIBIT any Knight of the Shavian House from taking Gaylord Focker (spelt but not bolded) to Squire ... at least until he learns to spell ... and not post so often ... like ever. Joe Okay, Lars, guys -- you gonna let him push you around like this? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2003 Author Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: As founding Liege of the Shavian House I hereby PROHIBIT any Knight of the Shavian House from taking Gaylord Focker (spelt but not bolded) to Squire ... at least until he learns to spell ... and not post so often ... like ever. Joe Okay, Lars, guys -- you gonna let him push you around like this? Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 They do it every time you leave. The dirges start when they see your Yugo pulling off the bypass for the final leg home. Steve [ March 06, 2003, 11:57 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: An Ode to Uber-GnomeThat's the spirit, lad! Bad; Vile bad verse, but at least you cared enough to do your best! Or worst. It all comes down to the same thing when read. Now come on, you lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: As to Southern Comfort ... Janice Joplin drank it by the gallon ... so there. Joe This isn't the only thing Janis apparently swallowed by the gallon. One quite clearly led to the other. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. [ March 07, 2003, 12:45 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Amuse me. Okay...I shall try... Ranting and wailing wanting a railing, Seanachai sits in his chair... ...So endure us you must though you moan and you fuss, We still love you, dear Seanachai. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hmm. A bit tart, but that didn't scan too poorly, and made at least a portion of my brain sit up and say, 'Eh?'. Lovely thing, poetry. It's not for everyone, of course. Poetry is my forte. This was a 20 minute effort. I am working on a more interesting one and will post it as soon as I am finished. You should like that one much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: There was one in a bed And the little Gnome said "Now who's gonna amuse me" And if a certain Gnome was left quite alone with only the human dilemma as laid out by the Fair Emma Who gave him a new direction in which to look for his next...correction then he would not be alone as he sought to bring everyone home And he would know what was lacking and send all the idjits packing as he called for a jolly sing-song to set right all that was wrong. So join in an UberGnome singing about the renewal that all will be bringing to a Thread more perfect than any AND HOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO PULL THEIR DAMN THUMBS OUT OF THEIR ARSE, AND MAKE SOME BLOODY DAMN EFFORT, AND NOT JUST PONCE ABOUT GOING 'OOH, LOOK AT ME! I'M POSTING IN THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD, AMN'T I JUST, THOUGH! ' Sorry, that last bit didn't scan so well. But it fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Fricken poetry always makes we want to puke my guts out. Just wanted to share that little nugget-o-wisdom with you tush pushers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 There must be a reapraissal of the Offices of the Peng Challenge Thread. It is important that we get the Justicar working hand in glove with the new Inquisitor General of the Peng Challenge. Hell, they're both annoying, they're both Texans, and there would seem to be no impediment to setting them both free to annoy pretty much everyone else. And Meeks. What has become of the Kingship? I think, at this point, that the best thing we could do for the Kingship is to take a vote. How many of you lot want a king, and how many oppose it by all means? Monarchy is best handled by means of an election, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Fricken poetry always makes we want to puke my guts out. Just wanted to share that little nugget-o-wisdom with you tush pushers. You've never read Kipling then, you tosser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: <font size=-1>You've never read Kipling then, you tosser?</font>Gruff English major: I say, do you like Kipling? Sweet young dumb thing: I don't know... I've never Kippled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Fricken poetry always makes we want to puke my guts out. Just wanted to share that little nugget-o-wisdom with you tush pushers. You've never read Kipling then, you tosser? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: There must be a reapraissal of the Orifices of the Peng Challenge Thread.Uhm...glad that's not my job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai Fricken poetry always makes we want to puke my guts out. Just wanted to share that little nugget-o-wisdom with you tush pushers. That's motivation enough to slow down the all-night drinkfest and lay pen to pad. Originally posted by Seanachi That's the spirit, lad! Bad; Vile bad verse, but at least you cared enough to do your best! Or worst. It all comes down to the same thing when read. I know, twas a horrible pile of steamy human waste. I admitted as much and went to bed. But that was all I could muster in my drunken-bleary-eyed-state-of-mind last night. [ March 07, 2003, 03:23 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Thank God for the safety and sanity of the Peng Thread..... And to think... some of those outerboarders have the audacity to suggest WE shouldn't be allowed our little thread. MAKES ME WANNA SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ahhhhhhhhhhhhh that's better. You may all carry on now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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