MrSpkr Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Some people just have no sense of THE RIGHT THING TO DO! JoeDammit Seanachai, that was a missed opportunity! I mean, you could have slipped a few things into his drink, shoved him under the nearest trash bin, and we'd be done with him once and for all. I am disappointed, truly I am. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I checked my warranty to see when I actually bought the computer and it was July 9th, 2000. Three years ago yesterday. How do they do that? Do they have tiny time capsules filled with explosives that go off exactly when your warranty expires? Amazing. No, the amazing part is that you can actually read the warrenty card and have mastered the concept of "linear time". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I checked my warranty to see when I actually bought the computer and it was July 9th, 2000. Three years ago yesterday. How do they do that? Do they have tiny time capsules filled with explosives that go off exactly when your warranty expires? Amazing. No, the amazing part is that you can actually read the warrenty card and have mastered the concept of "linear time". </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Alright already! Sheesh!!! All files that could be coverted have been and have been sent. That should shut you crybabies up for a bit. Well, until you see how horridly you are all LOSING! Anywho...still a few glitches with a few files, but we're working on it. So if you are owed a turn and haven't gotten one today, shut yer yap and quit yer bitchin' cause there's something amiss and we're trying to figure out what it is!!! And Seanachai, may your entrails fester and rot for being so prudish in THIS of all threads. You are absolutely NO fun at all! *pouts* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 Originally posted by Lady Moraine Sedai: <font size=-1>shut yer yap and quit yer bitchin' cause there's something amiss and we're trying to figure out what it is!!!</font>Really, it's not very hard. Not hard at all. My only recommendation would be to keep Hiram far far away from the problem. Or from anything else, for that matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Dear Ms. Sedai, I am in receipt of your files and will attempt to convert and send back this evening. Love, Elvis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 I would like to take this moment to point out what a large girl OGSF has been since my steel wind blew his skirt up and exposed his tender bits to my pixelpanzertruppen. And he knows it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: I would like to take this moment to point out what a large girl OGSF has been since my steel wind blew his skirt up and exposed his tender bits to my pixelpanzertruppen. And he knows it. Now I'm confused. Like all here I'd always considered OGSF to be a large girls BLOUSE! Now you tell me that he's actually a large girl. If so he's a particularly unattractive large girl isn't he. But back to the blouse, I was SURE he was a large girls blouse, what are your opinions on this important subject? Joe p.s. MrSpkr do you really think I'd be that careless around ANY of them? No, they'd have had to use the old Ricin flavored umbrella trick to get me. And YOU'RE a fine one to talk aren't you? I gave YOU gobs of advance warning when I went to Dallas the last time and you didn't even bother to reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And YOU'RE a fine one to talk aren't you? I gave YOU gobs of advance warning when I went to Dallas the last time and you didn't even bother to reply.Ha! He met me, even driving an hour to do so. But then, I provided some of the beer, and ample supply of cigarettes for him to filch. So, you see Joe, it's your overwhelming reputation for being a skinflint that leaves you solitary and alone. And even worse, longing for the company of lawyers. You really do need help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Summer night passes without a turn from Boo-Boo. PC's still dead, ha! Thankyou, thankyou. It keeps dalem off the stage. I'm here all week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Oh, lord. You make lenakonrad (may he rest in pieces) look like he has talent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by R_Leete: Oh, lord. You make lenakonrad (may he rest in pieces) look like he has talent. That's right. I am the only one truly qualified to versify in here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by R_Leete: Oh, lord. You make lenakonrad (may he rest in pieces) look like he has talent. That's right. I am the only one truly qualified to versify in here. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: I would like to take this moment to point out what a large girl OGSF has been since my steel wind blew his skirt up and exposed his tender bits to my pixelpanzertruppen. And he knows it. And I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that Leeo has received a thrashing to the tune of 79 to 21. Nevermind that Leeo set up the QB, and that he bought nothing but PzIV's, two platoons of Lugerheads, and that the map had only one Flag. This would only lead you to believe he had a chance. Try to remember who was in charge here, please. I, on the other hand, bought large numbers of the excellent proletariat troops available to the godless Commies and pulled off the finest double envelopment ever seen against armor with my infantry. It was rather like the Battle of Little Bighorn with Leeo playing the part of the fair haired boy stuck on the hill. I was the Cheyenne and Lakota warriors charging out of the woods, counting coup, and taking PzIV scalps. BTW, Leeo, do you know what the Cheyenne do with captives? That's right, they will be burned at the stake by slow torture, their tongues being first cut out to prevent their screaming, and their ears cut off. They will be mumbling your name. SSN Hint Of The Day: Take the labels off unopened cans. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Now I'm confused. Joe This is very puzzling. Are you under the impression that in the past you have not been confused? I do commend your for acknowledging your problem. One must recognize that there is a problem before one can deal with it. I am sure that you can count on the support of your fellow Pudlians in helping you overcome this problem. I will keep this post short so as not to cause you any greater confusion. *sniff* Good Luck Joe, we'll be pulling for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: And I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that Leeo has received a thrashing to the tune of 79 to 21. The woods... alive... <small> So many Indians...</small> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: And I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that Leeo has received a thrashing to the tune of 79 to 21. The woods... alive... <small> So many Indians...</small> </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Joe p.s. Jim Boggs are you suggesting that there was a time you WEREN'T very puzzled? *sighs* There, there Big Joe, it's natural to lash out at those who are trying to help you. I think a catharsis is in order here. We must examine and discover what exactly has caused your reasoning facilities to become so clouded. Was it the Penguin pictures? Was it the fact that Aussie Jeff got over on you? Was it the fact that Seanachai actually agreed with you about Hiram's posts? Was it because Lars fired your stenographer for spilling her ink? I realize it will be painful for you to reflect on these incidents, but only through serious introspection can you once again gain clarity in thought and deed. I'll be there for ya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 I like sandwiches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: [qb] Joe p.s. Jim Boggs are you suggesting that there was a time you WEREN'T very puzzled? *sighs* There, there Big Joe, it's natural to lash out at those who are trying to help you.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I like sandwiches. Could you please be more specific? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: [Long incoherent Seanachaian type post] Where was I ... Joe Just as I suspected, it was because Lars fired your stenographer (I just found out her name was Mary Jane). Yes Joe we are two old ones (not to be confused with The Olde Ones). But the mass of experiences that we have accumulated has given us wisdom. You must use this wisdom to further your intellectual pursuits. Sure, that stenographer had tremendous potential, and Lars was cruel and evil in letting her go, BUT you still have your Mormon Wives and nobody is going to take them from you. Guaranteed. [ July 11, 2003, 11:29 AM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Sure, that stenographer had tremendous potential, and Lars was cruel and evil in letting her go She needed discipline. Ever see Secretary? That's how I like to think of her, with a saddle on her back and a carrot in her mouth. Hmm, starting to sound like Hiram's deal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I like sandwiches. Could you please be more specific? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: <font size=-1>And Joe, I don't get it - if Jim had only gotten to second base with her titterings (I also like titterings), then how could she have swallowed his canary?</font>She faked it. Don't tell Jim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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