Andreas Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Not that anyone cares, since it is Finland, but whether anyone cares or not has not stopped me before. So, Sergei has given in to temptation, and rubbing assorted pine-cone shaped (that's what they told him) talismans, he is back in battle with me. This time, he tries to make as much of his ability to grunt in the same tone and rythm as the Finnish soldiers in the game, by using them. But already, things are going reindeer-arse-shaped for him (they don't have pears in Finland). As this picture clearly shows... Here you can see a dashing assault team of defenders of the Rodina hiding heroically in a crater halfway between a forest and a reverse slope position. They have, just by themselves, contested numerous flags, and set fire to blockhouses full of adventurist Finnish occupant/invaders of the holy soil of the Rodina. I can already see Sergei quivering in his earthhole, in front of his Ericsson game console. Soon, the victory so rightfully belonging to the working class in the ceaseless struggle against adventurist bourgeois capitalist monkey invaders of the home of the once suppressed but now loved by Stalin peasants and workers will be mine. You may shake in your jackboots, capitalist Finnish Ericsson wielding thug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Andreas: Ericsson game console.Aww come on... You need to come up with fresh trolls. Mobile phones aren't the hot topic in Finland anymore. Our next big export article will be wooden wall clocks, shaped like Finland. You just watch those babies sell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 Oh, don't spoil it, just because you don't get it. I was trying to be subtle. Ericsson was a Swedish company. What do you think why I did not write Nokia? Yes okay, it is not very funny, but I have a bad flu, a headache, am bored at home, and am a humourless German, so this is the best you are gonna get. Now get back on your high Ren and waddle off into the Tundra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Hell, yeah. Andreas liberated an unoccupied bomb crater - blow the trumpets! Bring out the 722 virgins that are to be sacrificed according to the post-war Germanic rituals! I shouldn't spoil all the fun for you, Andreas, but that pit is not the corner stone of Finnish national defense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Sergei: Hell, yeah. Andreas liberated an unoccupied bomb crater - blow the trumpets! Bring out the 722 virgins that are to be sacrificed according to the post-war Germanic rituals! No, we don't have these rites over here. Guess because it is plain impossible to find some virgins over here as our men do neither need to get drunk before they dare talk to a girl nor drink afterwards when they are able to see the girl. This kind of behaviour is reportedly found in Finland. Gruß Joachim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Andreas: Yes okay, it is not very funny, but I have a bad flu, a headache, am bored at home, and am a humourless German, so this is the best you are gonna get.Don't be a cry baby! Some sissy little runny nose isn't a valid excuse to fail miserably in offending the Finnish folk. Stand up and figure a better insult, you soggy sauerkraut! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crank_GS Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 This. THIS! is the essence of playing live opponents from the Forum! Where one can taunt one's "enemies"! Thanks for the Monday morning laugh. Well, it's Monday for me, anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Originally posted by Crank_GS: This. THIS! is the essence of playing live opponents from the Forum! Where one can taunt one's "enemies"! Thanks for the Monday morning laugh. Well, it's Monday for me, anyway. Hey, you can even taunt your enemies enemies. And what is even better - you can do it in public. Gruß Joachim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Just to show those uppity Finnish white counterrevolutionary adventurist invader bourgeois degenerated running-dog lick-spittle lackeys of worker suppressing fascist capitalist factory owners who really is boss (the working man, if there was any doubt), Front command has issued me with 'The All-Seeing Eye', and sure enough we found this, and the first round from a ***** gun managed to convince the occupants that resistance is futile, and they should come with me, if they want to live. The Finnish defense department had this to say (and I quote): How that happened is beyond me. The bunker wasn't even moving. Thank you for your attention. You may now go back to overfulfil your quotas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Andreas: Thank you for your attention. You may now go back to overfulfil your quotas. Get your workers to do some work on other battlefields. While my relentless attack now covered more than 600m towards the enemy and even my guns are pushed (!) forward towards your cowards, those cowards did not fire a single shot and are still hiding in their holes. Gruß Joachim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Joachim: my guns are pushed (!) forward towards your glorious soldiers Thank you for this post, soon to be Comrade Joachim of the Seydlitz Army. Your post clearly shows the adventurist nature of your doomed to fail Blitzkrieg concept. Clearly, if your effing Wehrmacht rocks so bad, how come it does not have trucks? Eh? Here in the socialist workers' paradise, soldiers drive to work, and after killing their quota of adventurist fascist invader occupants, they drive home. On trucks. That is what socialism does for us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joachim: my guns are pushed (!) forward towards your glorious soldiers Thank you for this post, soon to be Comrade Joachim of the Seydlitz Army. Your post clearly shows the adventurist nature of your doomed to fail Blitzkrieg concept. Clearly, if your effing Wehrmacht rocks so bad, how come it does not have trucks? Eh? Here in the socialist workers' paradise, soldiers drive to work, and after killing their quota of adventurist fascist invader occupants, they drive home. On trucks. That is what socialism does for us. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Okay, I'll cop to it, I'm confuzzled. If Andreas is playing against Sergei, who is Joachim playing against? I blame it all on Seanachai. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 The cause of the revolution brooks no rest. STAVKA has therefore authorised me to smite two fascist invader occupant bootlickers of Rockefeller at the same time. IOW - Joachim is also playing me. Have you fulfilled your quote comrade? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Okay, I'll cop to it, I'm confuzzled. If Andreas is playing against Sergei, who is Joachim playing against? I blame it all on Seanachai. Michael On what? Maybe this quote from above will help you a bit... Get your workers to do some work on other battlefields. I asked Andreas to actually do something in another battle, where we have only 111 turns left and he did not fire a single shot yet. If his troops are half as good as he claims, they should start wasting some ammo and not hide in their holes like the cowards they are. It would be very unsporting to only taunt my enemy's enemy and not taunt my enemy's enemy's enemy. Oh, I forgot - it was you who always tries to avoid being fair, wasn't it? So you might not understand the concept due to missing practice. Gruß Joachim [ January 09, 2004, 12:25 PM: Message edited by: Joachim ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Originally posted by Andreas: The cause of the revolution brooks no rest. STAVKA has therefore authorised me to smite two fascist invader occupant bootlickers of Rockefeller at the same time. IOW - Joachim is also playing me. Have you fulfilled your quote comrade? Now it is up to me to be a bit "confuzzled". You are losing big to me. Then you are authorised to "smite two fascist invader occupant bootlickers of Rockefeller at the same time.". WTF is the third guy you are playing? Gruß Joachim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Hah! Andreas is going down like a Swedish jet fighter! After several turns of continuous artillery bombardment and dreadful gunfire he has now put up one smoke cloud between our forces in a desperate but futile attempt to cover the total collapse of his front. "Da svidaniya, Finland", I could hear someone shouting from the forest as they ran away, "we have some pressing business in, eh, umm... Manchuria, that's right. Don't expect us to return before 1972." WTF!!! I wanted a fair fight, and he flees like only a faceless coward like Andreas could! Stand up and fight! Stay still and take my blows like a man that your parents for a moment thought you might become! :mad: Damn, and I had a bullet with Andreas' name on it ready. Maybe if I sent it to Soviet embassy in Stockholm, they could deliver it to the NKVD officer responsible with him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there are Finnish AARs. The only reason my liberating working class heroes are not well on their way to Helsinki by now is that collecting all the pledges for their quota of Finnish soil to occupy took a bit longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Lies, oh well, I guess I'm talking to the real Pro here. Probably your real employer is MI6. As to the latest developments, Andreas just congratulated his avantgarde in the true socialist realistic style: by dropping a load of 9000mm rockets on them. For a moment the bemused Russian peasants shouted "da-da!", then it changed to "mama!" and "njet-njet!". Or that was my impression, anyhow. Meanwhile the situation has changed. I don't think the scenario lasts long enough so that I could push Andreas and his rubbish back to the sea (Pacific, pref.). Driving them to Asia will have to do. Poor Asians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer_Meyer Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Too bad the pics dont show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 There is hardly anything to see anyway. Andreas has gone underground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaD JoKe Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Ah, this is what I call entertainment! (nice garage btw) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Entertainment is guaranteed when Andreas is directing the circus. These two assault guns were dying to find some Finnish ATG's. Well, they did... As you can see, I have ruthlessly abandoned part of my trenches to lure him to meet his doom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted February 25, 2004 Author Share Posted February 25, 2004 Bah, spoiler warning next time, if you may. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Oh, sorry. I'd suggest you drink yourself so numb before playing your turn that everything comes as a surprise. I'll promise to do the same when plotting my turn. A deal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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