Hiram Sedai Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 Originally posted by Speedy: ....SHEEP, SHEEP where are me bloody sheep! His gaze then fell on Mace who was..... ...kowtowing to Kitty as we all want to do. The yearning knows no bounds. Hamsters in our dreams, Kitty on our right forearm that the tattoo guy placed. All he cares about is that we payed our $50. The guilty look we give our loved one when we call out a certain name at night. Maybe we should... ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...realize that Peter is a crack-smoking fool if he thinks that one of the greatest American films of the past twenty years is some "obscure art house film." In response to this travesty against film history, John Wayne rose out of his grave, Colt Peacemakers cocked and ready, and spoke in a sepulcheral voice... ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 Originally posted by Chupacabra: ... In response to this travesty against film history, John Wayne rose out of his grave, Colt Peacemakers cocked and ready, and spoke in a sepulcheral voice... "Who wants to spank my pert little heinie? Come on you square-headed lame excuse for a walking bad haircut, you know you want to. Why I ought to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ... lick Germanboy all over and play the 1812 on his nostrels!". At which point Germanboy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...attempted a triple-flipping double-sidekick at The Duke, who expertly avoided the blow and threw NipponBoy through the wall. "You see, I was just pretending to be a fairy to lure you in, Nippon-Boy. Now I will thrash you with my giant fists-o-fury." And with that, he waded in on NipponBoy and beat him to within an inch of his life. John Wayne was everyone's hero. Later, at the "NipponBoy Has Been Beaten Senseless by John Wayne Party" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ..Madmatt's shiny bald head was used by pygmy women to mold chocolate eggs, to which they then attached festive bows and then presented to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 Originally posted by PeterNZer: ..Madmatt's shiny bald head was used by pygmy women to mold chocolate eggs, to which they then attached festive bows and then presented to... ...the Combat Mission Committee for judging. The dome got an 8 1/2 out of 10. It was the bows that got him the good marks. "You are all gnats that ask too many questions", the hairless one grumbled and grabbed his Diet Doctor Pepper and proceeded to... ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...mix it with a combination of two fingers of Lagavulin and a jigger of white phosphorous. "It's my own special concoction this one," chortled the Bald One. "I call it a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ..."Flaming Heidman." Very combustible, and causes a lot of painful gassy buildup. I like it however because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ....of it's lubricational qualities, it's medicinal attributes and it's use as a salad dressing. However, exploring this potent brew the way I always do by ingesting it, I discovered to my dismay that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harv Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ....my velcro gloves weren't working properly, so I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...dropped it on the floor and Mace promptly began to... [This message has been edited by Waxx_IK (edited 01-26-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 Originally posted by Waxx_IK: ...so I dropped it on the floor and Mace promptly began to... ...prepare the auditorium for his famous seminar, "Body Piercing, Barnyard Animals, and I." Already a restless crowd was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...eagerly awaiting Mace to teach them how to skin sheep when, all of a sudden... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...they rush for the door in fear of what was about to transpire, as Mace brought the sheep up on stage and proceeded to.... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-26-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...climb on top of them and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ... proclaim that, "after Chupacabra, there's nothing i like more than a piece o' sheep booty!" Grinning he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...suddenly fell off and the sheep peed all over him, so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...Couldn't be penetrated because Rexford had pointed the errors in the way its hind quarters were modelled thus ruining... ------------------ You are not Obsessive-CMpulsive, you are Allied-Retentive. Mark IV [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 01-26-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted January 26, 2001 Share Posted January 26, 2001 ...Mace's humpfest 2001, so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted January 27, 2001 Share Posted January 27, 2001 ....then had a good cry and was subsequently jeered and laughed at by all and ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted January 27, 2001 Share Posted January 27, 2001 ...as such failed to notice that the auditorium had been infiltrated by no less than a company of SS Panzer troops. The intruders however made their presence known when their company commander audibly lamented "I haf no purpose! Take me avay from my platoons, und zey function no differently! I should haf some kind of command radius to my platoon leaders, nein?" Startled by the incursion, Madmatt accidentally crushed the chocolate egg he had been admiring. Rallying, he retorted "You'll have to wait until CM2! Now this has been discussed enough!", he continued, padlocking the German company commander. His troops didn't take kindly to this, however, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted January 27, 2001 Share Posted January 27, 2001 Originally posted by David Aitken: ...as such failed to notice that the auditorium had been infiltrated by no less than a company of SS Panzer troops. The intruders however made their presence known when their company commander audibly lamented "I haf no purpose! Take me avay from my platoons, und zey function no differently! I should haf some kind of command radius to my platoon leaders, nein?" Startled by the incursion, Madmatt accidentally crushed the chocolate egg he had been admiring. Rallying, he retorted "You'll have to wait until CM2! Now this has been discussed enough!", he continued, padlocking the German company commander. His troops didn't take kindly to this, however, and... Proceeded to attack when a fat woman in fish nets screamed "FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE!" and proceeded to throw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 27, 2001 Share Posted January 27, 2001 Originally posted by Lorak: Proceeded to attack when a fat woman in fish nets screamed "FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE!" and proceeded to throw.... ....bagels and donuts at everyone in sight. "Mamma?", Mace inquired. "Why do you have to spoil yet another one of my parties? I had my eye on a sheila and you messed it all up!" The man from down under then zipped up his... ------------------ Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saru3000 Posted January 27, 2001 Share Posted January 27, 2001 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: ....bagels and donuts at everyone in sight. "Mamma?", Mace inquired. "Why do you have to spoil yet another one of my parties? I had my eye on a sheila and you messed it all up!" The man from down under then zipped up his... ...pink leather hot pants and glumly left the auditorium where he could still hear the bleating and the cries of Teutonic ecstacy.So distracted was he that he almost didn't see the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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