Joe Shaw Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 And don't forget, Amsterdam is the home of world famous Leather Tiger Press, world famous publishers of world famous GrogPorn™.Oh fine, you've got time to talk about GrogPorn™ but you can't be bothered to send a turn? How about a surrender then? Oh ... yeah good to see you around, yada, yada, yada. Joe ------------------ I HAVE LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS HIS. PLEASE TICKLE MY FANCY BY GOING TO DER KESSEL .IF YOU GO HE MIGHT STOP BEATING ME AND USING MY POOR INNOCENT BODY FOR HIS OWN DEVIOUS PLEASURES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Germanboy: Stuka will have his impending doom sent to him soon. Berli has made a nice map and given me the Germans, so that I can go and seize those wine yards. I hope I'm Brit Paras. GO EARS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh fine, you've got time to talk about GrogPorn™ but you can't be bothered to send a turn? It's cause he's too busy "reading" Grogporn™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Leeo wrote: > Perhaps we should set up an international commission now so that we may determine which country next gets the horror (um, I mean honor) of hosting the Peng Challenge thread? Perhaps you should do something to convince us that your posts are worth reading before you start trying to run the place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Ahh, what a wonderful day to be back in the pool. After spending the weekend getting in touch with my Irish roots (and a lot of guinness)... I am back to record the misdeeds of you useless wretches. Long tome update: Peng-win Elvis-lost Speedy-win Mace-loss Peng-loss Meeks-win Jd-win Germanboy-loss PeterNZ-win Croda-loss Stuka-draw Peng-draw Stuka-loss Mensch-win Pawbroon-win Germanboy-loss Jshandorf-win Jd-loss Croda-win Armornut-loss *note: how the hell did Croda win a game?* Mace Recieved your setup. will get it back to you shortly. Meeks will send you something shortly. What are you looking for points? units? ect.. Goanna since I haven't heard from Seanachai, you can jump into his spot. Just send me a setup. I'm cool with anything. Later Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 It's cause he's too busy "reading" Grogporn™ Damn, he could go blind doing that ... and worse it will likely improve his game play. Joe ------------------ I HAVE LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS HIS. PLEASE TICKLE MY FANCY BY GOING TO DER KESSEL .IF YOU GO HE MIGHT STOP BEATING ME AND USING MY POOR INNOCENT BODY FOR HIS OWN DEVIOUS PLEASURES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Wankers. ------------------ "When they finally put you in the ground..I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down" Elvis Costello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 OFFICIAL CESSPOOL POLL I've noticed that we all have our little "pet" names for the group as a whole ... or even as a hole. Elvis has his Wankers and of course I think you're all Swine (though I really wish some of you were either Muslim or Jewish so it could be REALLY offensive). So what do each of you (no damned Newbies either, Knights or Squires only) think of the rest of us? And Seanachai we don't need a forty page dissertation with relevant quotes from stuff only you have read (or, more likely, that you've made up). A simple one or two word description should suffice. Joe ------------------ I HAVE LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS HIS. PLEASE TICKLE MY FANCY BY GOING TO DER KESSEL .IF YOU GO HE MIGHT STOP BEATING ME AND USING MY POOR INNOCENT BODY FOR HIS OWN DEVIOUS PLEASURES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Lorak: Croda-win Armornut-loss *note: how the hell did Croda win a game?* Because I Kick ASS!!!! I would like to ask that you add the indicator ! after the names of the people I've beaten (Mensch, PawBroon, Hiram, Dalem, and ArmorBalls) that denotes Lost To Croda. Please do so as I intend to add many bodies to the pile and care for them all to wear that scarlet letter for life! ------------------ Woot! - Maximus2k Stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster. The New CessPool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: So what do each of you (no damned Newbies either, Knights or Squires only) think of the rest of us? Bunch of Bum sniffers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 But just to preservre the record, if Corda cannot win this Battalion Defense abortion he came up with, then truly he is pathetic. Lord knows I have slapped him around enough, but how I am going to squeeze an armored Battalion through the narrow passages in these woods is beyond me. True he may win, but it will be NO asterisk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Joe Shaw wrote: A simple one or two word description should suffice. Fairies. In frilly pink dresses with lace wings on the back. Waving a magic wand with a shiny star on the end and prancing around in ballet pumps. Wearing silver eyeliner with glitter. You all take one glance at a tank or a gun and squeal and cover your eyes because it looks so frightfully brutish. Did I say I dreampt that Emma Bunton spoke to me last night? I feel bad, because I'm sure there are a lot of Spice Girls fans who would kill for that dream, but it was wasted on me. The entity on Croda's forum bearing the moniker Cringe and an effigy of a Hamstertruppen is, as I'm sure you're all too thick to work out, me. This is the most accurate one-word description of my mentality. Cringe, not Hamstertruppen. Someone tell Stuka that I've been on the Peng Thread since before his wife was born, and when I bore him with several paragraphs of mind-numbing prose it's because he's a moron and not because I'm the bastard child of Jeff Heidman and TeAcH. May you all sleepwalk down the road tonight brandishing a hunting rifle and yelling "Come out, ye Kraut/Jerry bastards so I can introduce ye all to the joys of die-a-lot!!", and are subsequently gunned down by police marksmen. Good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: OFFICIAL CESSPOOL POLL So what do each of you (no damned Newbies either, Knights or Squires only) think of the rest of us? Why waste a thought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Why waste a thought? Oh I'm sorry Mace, in your case you're forgiven ... you have so few after all. Joe ------------------ I HAVE LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS HIS. PLEASE TICKLE MY FANCY BY GOING TO DER KESSEL .IF YOU GO HE MIGHT STOP BEATING ME AND USING MY POOR INNOCENT BODY FOR HIS OWN DEVIOUS PLEASURES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by David Aitken: Perhaps you should do something to convince us that your posts are worth reading before you start trying to run the place? Well I'll be buggered with oil and rolled in dirt, Mister Aitken has actually deigned to insult someone. Tickle me tender, I never knew he could spew any sort of virulence. Yes, he's made some pretty pictures, and you've all kow-towed as if he were frickin' Hirohito, but I must say, this is the first mildly obnoxious direct taunt I've seen him make! I am truly honored (much as the young heifer is honored to receive the hopeful attention of that recently castrated steer), to have garnered his attention. Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the Sunday Funnies as much as the rest, but for cryin' out loud! Bugger Off, Mr. Aitken! I'm really sorry if that's not worth reading, so let's try this; You are a syphilitic, random-firing ganglion of nerve cells. If you disagree with this, I'd be happy to teach you a lesson in the finer arts of humility (you vulture's vomit excuse for a gamer). Had you any intestinal fortitude, you'd meet me on the field of battle. Your choice; set-up and demise. I await your response (pig-licker). ------------------ It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Lorak: Croda-win Armornut-loss *note: how the hell did Croda win a game?* He ran over my flank with two Panthers, a Tiger, and a Wesp. All I had to counter was an Archer and a Crom-not-so-well. I did screw up on the purchase and got U.S. Rifle squads with British Support and Paratroops. I must claim temporary mental deficiency on that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Croda: Because I Lick ASS!!!! I would like to ask that you add the indicator ! after the names of the people I've beaten (Mensch, PawBroon, Hiram, Dalem, and ArmorBalls) that denotes Lost To Croda. Please do so as I intend to add many bodies to the pile and care for them all to wear that scarlet letter for life! I would be for that. That way we could all keep track of those temporary mental deficient games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. I'm sorry, but all of our sh*t-flickers are unavailable at this moment. Had you fulfilled your obligation to Peng, you'd have realized; I pre-emptied you, you Wanker wannabe! Good luck, Elvis of the infected pelvis! ------------------ It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 I tend to go for Wretches. I would consider you all wenches, but that would imply that you could serve some task. Of course this comes from a self-proclaimed idiot, so make of it what you will. Croda.. I might just consider marking your games. Lord knows it was funny marking those Peng beat... but unlike you Peng actualy knows how to play. Losing to you is like losing to the AI, only worse. Lorak the loathed. ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool Combatmissionclub and for Kitty's sake =^..^= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Oh Iskander, come out and plaay-ayyyyyy, oh Iskander, come out and plaay-ayyyyyy.... Ya Knee-knocker. ------------------ It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rommel22 Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Crap, Poo poo, toilet and the ****ter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by Rommel22: Crap, Poo poo, toilet and the ****ter! For cryin' out loud, who let the toddler in here? Somebody get me a burp rag so I can clean this mess up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rommel22 Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 crap, noooo asscrap! here is a rag! and a broom and a bucket, here is some water, here is some soap, here is some dis-infactant, here some stuff, and thingies! WOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!! Doodle dooooo!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Originally posted by David Aitken: Yarda yarda, blababdy bab ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Good night. 0.5 out of 10 for effort, David. Please try harder next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Hmmmm Rommel22 ... that would be his ... uh ... caliber do you suppose? Joe ------------------ I HAVE LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS HIS. PLEASE TICKLE MY FANCY BY GOING TO DER KESSEL .IF YOU GO HE MIGHT STOP BEATING ME AND USING MY POOR INNOCENT BODY FOR HIS OWN DEVIOUS PLEASURES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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