REVS Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 I've just popped in for a moment to check on the forums, and I suspect some chaps are rusted on to the side of the ship! They're never not there. A fella posts a problem, and I can guarantee you there's a smal clique of 20 or so names who are always there with a reply, moments later. Steady on, lads, you need at least 30 minutes out and about each day, just walking, to avoid the effects of heart disease, gangrene, bed sores and the like. Are you getting enough exercise there? Are you truly battlefield fit, or have those last 2570 pizzas taken their toll? I'm worried about the alarming, unmilitary level of combat-readiness of some our more expert troops. They know the theory, but I don't think they could carry a water bottle 100 metres, let alone a bazooka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Bates Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by REVS: I've just popped in for a moment to check on the forums, and I suspect some chaps are rusted on to the side of the ship! They're never not there. A fella posts a problem, and I can guarantee you there's a smal clique of 20 or so names who are always there with a reply, moments later. Steady on, lads, you need at least 30 minutes out and about each day, just walking, to avoid the effects of heart disease, gangrene, bed sores and the like. Are you getting enough exercise there? Are you truly battlefield fit, or have those last 2570 pizzas taken their toll? I'm worried about the alarming, unmilitary level of combat-readiness of some our more expert troops. They know the theory, but I don't think they could carry a water bottle 100 metres, let alone a bazooka.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I've read Panzer Battles For Bearded Historians five times now, and the consistency of mud at 11.24am in the Huertgen Forest on Dec 24th 1944 PROVES that Rommel was the best commander of WW2. The reason the Germans lost WWII is because of the dynamic shatter gap of the 75LPG tank gun (lang.) at medium ranges of thirty-five yards, NOT because HItler ordered ten-million Whermacht soldiers to shoot themselves in the brains at 10.00am on Mar 4th 1945. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major LardLad Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 It's LardLad, not lard-ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanir Ausf B Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 I lift weights for 30 minuets every day. I feel pretty chipper most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacheldraht Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I lift weights for 30 minuets every day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dancing and lifting weights at the same time--impressive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanir Ausf B Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stacheldraht: Dancing and lifting weights at the same time--impressive!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Er, hehe. You don't want to see me dance. I've got white man's disease bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarmo Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 I can run about 100 meters and live to tell the tale. Am I fit enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Fredriksson Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 I can watch Eurosport for 20 minutes straight without breaking a sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 I can lift beer and pizza 3 nights in a row. After that, the 50 yard dash to the gents is just a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyBucket Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 Eat 'till you're tired, then sleep 'till you're hungry. This fitness routine isn't so complex after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bombs Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 Every time I get too fat for my liking (or my wife's), I just install the latest "thin-guy" mod and drop that unsightly 30 lbs. Then, back to the beer, meat and cheese products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 Please stay tuned. This thread continues in the general forum where Martha Stewart might drop by with some dietary hints. Deputy Moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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