mensch Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: I for one am happy that Mensch's frontal lobotomy appears successful, as his latest contribution to the pool was much more coherent than normal. Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> why thank you kind little girl. I see your mummie dressed you today, very smashing those red little shoes and that dress go well with you.. but a little tip missy... shave the legs... *mace wispers something* whats that? uh no I have not seen your little dog and your tin man friend *wink wink* is asking for a lube job again from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 *non-cess mode on* StevetheRat and Croda, as NSSB II director, some players are wondering where the heck you are.. Croda Jadayne is wanting to know if your still alive?? just a week to go and then its what ever your score is.. if one of you send in a file for me to review otherwise you get a "0" for a score. danke *non-cess mode off* eat my crumpets you lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: eat my crumpets you lot! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmm *nibble nibble* needs more butter. Mace what do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 good crumpets no? anyone want the recipie? 1 cup flower 1 L Scotch 4 Heads of High grade (put your substance here) 4 Cockroaches 2 er.. mushrooms of some sort.. they were white with red dots.. those bad? dash of ground up Field Fairies.. (let out in sun to dry after grounding them up.. wear ear plugs they scream alot while you do it) bake at 250ºC serves 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 Still needs more butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Urgent message, Urgent message! I am interrupting my playing of CM turns to bring you all this message of joy. (especially dedicated to those of you who have seen fit to mention my lovely wife in despatchs) She who must be obeyed has just this minute arrived home from work, strode purposely into my computer room and announced......"theres nothing on TV tonight, how about we watch Saving Private Ryan again?" Yes Yes, I know its great to be me. Now back to your horrid little lives. Shoo! Shoo!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Christ she's a smart one. Married for only a few months and already she knows the only thing that has a faint hope of luring you away from the pool. Doesn't seem to have worked this time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: Mace, You write as if you are typing with only one hand, the other slowly stroking the curly haired companion of yours. Pop Quiz for the Pool: Is Mace’s “curly haired companion” a: a) A four legged, domesticated, ruminant mammal with a single word vocabulary: “Baaa” His overly-hirstute, male organ of copulation c) His menopausal, female associate with a horrific attempt at a perm d) Other, please share with the group Originally posted by armornut: d) His large and pist-off squire you dolt! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is that so? So where exactly do you like to be stroked the most? Your tummy?!? Or somewhere else {Censored}? armornut, it has been my experience that those who play with reduced scale models are, in fact, compensating for other "scale" issues. However, even with the aforementioned affectations, a setup will be forthcoming. I look forward to seeing the look on your face when that warm, comfortable feeling you get from cuddling with Mace is rudely interupted by the reality of the death and destruction I plan on bringing down upon your ineffectual forces. Speedbump [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: eat my crumpets you lot!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I love a bit of crumpet! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: I look forward to seeing the look on your face when that warm, comfortable feeling you get from cuddling with Mace is rudely interupted by the reality of the death and destruction I plan on bringing down upon your ineffectual forces. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would welcome death and destruction if only to avoid the mind numbing boredom one gets from reading your posts. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 Dammit Mace where are my files??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: She who must be obeyed has just this minute arrived home from work, strode purposely into my computer room and announced......"theres nothing on TV tonight, how about we watch Saving Private Ryan again?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Does she have a sister? MrSpkr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: Armornut, it has been my experience that those who play with reduced scale models are, in fact, compensating for other "scale" issues. Speedbump <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I just make them in a smaller scale because making them full size is just not possible, you git! edited to add that a 1/6 Stuart is around three feet long and a KV II would be almost four. Therefore it easy to store in a garage where the full size models are too big for my garage. [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: armornut ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Stuka wrote: She who must be obeyed has just this minute arrived home from work, strode purposely into my computer room and announced......"theres nothing on TV tonight, how about we watch Shaving Ryan's Privates again?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmm... whatever floats your boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: She... announced......"there's nothing on TV tonight, how about we watch Saving Private Ryan again?" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do let me try to understand this: You've been married for less than a year (counts empty whiskey bottles, divides) and "when there's nothing on TV (geez, you Aussies are starting to sound like us)" you play a video?!? A non-porn video?!? Hey, I normally don't have much to say about you 'roo-jumpers, and suddenly now I know why: 'cause you're a bunch of fecking idiots! that's why! It's all simple... so simple that even a fellow brewer could get it: When you're not at work, eating/drinking or playing CM and you've got this shiny new blonde nubility flitting about the house you....... watch a movie. May Berli reserve a particularly warm spot for blokes like you! I bet when the Survivor film crew was there the average intelligence of your island-on-steriods when up by a factor of three... To recapitulate what I normally direct at the lint, Speedbum: you're an idiot; and, I'd be more than happy to re-illustrate that to you on a field of your choosing, mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>armornut, it has been my experience that those who play with reduced scale models are, in fact, compensating for other "scale" issues.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by armornut: I just make them in a smaller scale because making them full size is just not possible, you git! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> armornut, I would like to insult you again, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. Afterall, Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week. In an attempt to give you some credit, I will assume that you were distracted by Mace's ministrations. Speedbump [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: To recapitulate what I normally direct at the lint, Speedbum: you're an idiot; and, I'd be more than happy to re-illustrate that to you on a field of your choosing, mate!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I find it hard to believe you, you Iskander have the nerve to call me an idiot! If you, good sir, were any more stupid you would photosynthesise in sunlight! Now send me back my turn so I can die in dignity! Speedbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted (undoubtedly while quaking in fear) by Lawyer: Agua Perdido lives somewhere on the East Coast...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You poor simp... I live and work Inside the Beltway. Getting warmer lately, huh? Be seeing you, Agua Perdido [Edited to add creepy peering-through-the-a-ok-sign salute.] [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Agua Perdido ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: You poor simp... I live and work Inside the Beltway. Getting warmer lately, huh? Be seeing you, Agua Perdido [Edited to add creepy peering-through-the-a-ok-sign salute.] [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Agua Perdido ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ironic, AhhOOHgah, but I've always thought of you as "number two." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: armornut, I would like to insult you again, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. Afterall, Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week. In an attempt to give you some credit, I will assume that you were distracted by Mace's ministrations. Speedbump [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What a piss-poor excuse for a post! Edited to add that my time would have been better sent if you would have sent a game. I hope to GOD you play CM better than you post. [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: armornut ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by armornut: What a piss-poor excuse for a post! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Okay, let me get this straight, no confusion. First, I post that your knigget Mace is stroking a curly haired companion, assuming that everyone would assume it was a sheep. But you boldly stepped forth and informed the entire Pool, that in fact you were serving in that role. Then I refer to your male organ of copulation as a reduced scale model. I go on to explain in several ways the limitations to your intelligence...and that's all the better you can do?!?!? While I am not always the most creative, at least I do not sound like a petulant child. You will receive your setup tonight as soon as I reach my PC. I have never had such intense contempt for any opponent. It will be my great pleasure to take you out back behind the shed and give you a whuppin' you won't soon forget. Speedbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedbump: Okay, let me get this straight, no confusion. First, I post that your knigget Mace is stroking a curly haired companion, assuming that everyone would assume it was a sheep.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Of course we would. It's Mace. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>But you boldly stepped forth and informed the entire Pool, that in fact you were serving in that role.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Has anyone seen Bauhaus lately? He might want some of that action. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Then I refer to your male organ of copulation as a reduced scale model.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Spoken with the authority of a true connoisseur. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>While I am not always the most creative<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Congratulations. Admitting the problem is the first step to recovery. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>at least I do not sound like a petulant child.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A matter of opinion. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>You will receive your setup tonight as soon as I reach my PC.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How about returning a turn in our game? After all, yesterday you whined about it like a girl. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>You will receive . . . my . . . intense . . . pleasure . . . behind the shed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Disgusting. Sir Shaw, please inform your squire that Bauhaus, while entertaining, is not a good person(?) to emulate. MrSpkr [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted May 4, 2001 Author Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: You poor simp... I live and work Inside the Beltway. Getting warmer lately, huh? Be seeing you, Agua Perdido [Edited to add creepy peering-through-the-a-ok-sign salute.] [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Agua Perdido ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh my God, I'm gonna get a JUMBO pack of toilet seat protectors, and I'm also gonna watch where I step. Too think that some perverted geek as vile as you is stalking about Washington is very, very scary. I pass the homeless shelter on the way to work everyday, and have never thought to give you a wave. Oh well, ta ta. I'd bet you work at EPA except you're not clever enough to be a GS-11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: How about returning a turn in our game? MrSpkr <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> MrSpkr, thank you ever so much for entering into what up to now has been a one-sided conversation. I was remotely impressed with you ability to use my quotes as a basis for your responses. For the most part you understood what I was trying to communicate, and was able to generate a coherent response. However, you lose all your credit on two points: 1) Altering an original quote to change the meaning is only a small step below creating a new quote out of whole fabric. As my most respected Knight, Mr. Shaw , has stated in the past, the true skill in reparte is to take what the other has said and twist it to your own needs. 2) Originally, I thought you had a modicum of common sense. Unfortunately, you have proven me wrong. If I am unable to send a setup to armornut because I don't have CM available to me during the day, What Makes You Think I Can Play Your Turn? Please note, in the future zip your files and send them to me at a reasonable hour if you wish them back immediately! Now go away so that I might breath fresh air. Speedbump [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ] [ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Layered by Lawyer: I'd bet you work at EPA except you're not clever enough to be a GS-11.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Talk about clever posts that could be appreciated by the rest of the World. Could you be a little more specific with the likes of street names, federal acronyms and tax deductible tidbits? We had more than our fair share of OneLiners already but here comes the day of FlatLiners... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted May 4, 2001 Share Posted May 4, 2001 Don't look now, Jake, but there's a Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey giving you the "big eye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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