Michael Emrys Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Clip-clop, Clip-clop, Clip-clop, Clip-clop Yeh, try that primate... Sure, no problem. All I need is a couple of coconut shells and I'm in business. Next! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I think my final few molecules of faith in humanity have been destroyed. I just saw a commercial for the 200th episode of Ghost Hunters. Firefly couldn't make it to a second season? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I think my final few molecules of faith in humanity have been destroyed. I just saw a commercial for the 200th episode of Ghost Hunters. Firefly couldn't make it to a second season? I don't believe that anyone has ever said that television executives ever possessed the discernment of a gnat. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I feel a presence, a creepy presence. Hello, say something, what are you trying to say to us? If you are here, show us yer Pointy Hat! Show it now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 DTs, donkey? Tried to warn you about that locoweed. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 DTs, donkey? Tried to warn you about that locoweed. MichaelI'm not at all sure we could tell the difference from his posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Quiet Donkey. He of whom you speak is becalmed and adrift in the doldrums of Minnysoda, land of bad drivers ( although not as bad as those from Ill-annoy) and abnormally short kayakers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 If you are there, make this bottle of spin, two spins of Yes, one spin for No Do you have a sticky-out belly? *Spin* *Spin* Do you have lots of words? *Spin* *Spin* Its freakin' spooky... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 If you are there, make this bottle of spin, two spins of Yes, one spin for No Do you have a sticky-out belly? *Spin* *Spin* Do you have lots of words? *Spin* *Spin* Its freakin' spooky... You moved? They allow donkeys in your new town?. Do they require your services to carry large loads across rough terrain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Do they require your services to carry large loads across rough terrain? You're fantasizing. That would require the idle bugger to do useful work and you should know that's never going to happen. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 You are all very silly people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 You are all very silly people. Hey! You are certainly a good judge of character......for an Aussie that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 4, 2014 Author Share Posted October 4, 2014 I have destroyed, by infantry assault no less, the last of NG Cavscout's pesky MkIIIs in our Market Garden fight. That makes one kill by PIAT, two by a Sherman (which still lives by the way) and one by good old fashioned squishies in close assault mode. A pretty poor showing in two fights where he foolishly sent unsupported armor into harms way and paid the price. I expect his surrender in both fights shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 You are all very silly people. And you are the silliest of all. I suppose you are expecting the slaughter of a fatted calf and feast to celebrate your return after your prolonged absence? Actually, we did all that to celebrate your long absence. Tough, huh? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I have destroyed, by infantry assault no less, the last of NG Cavscout's pesky MkIIIs in our Market Garden fight. That makes one kill by PIAT, two by a Sherman (which still lives by the way) and one by good old fashioned squishies in close assault mode. A pretty poor showing in two fights where he foolishly sent unsupported armor into harms way and paid the price. I expect his surrender in both fights shortly. I don't suppose it has ever occurred to you that he is deliberately letting you win because he feels sorry for you. No, you would never get around to that thought, would you? That is because in addition to being smelly, you are obtuse. Actually, saying that you are obtuse is like saying that absolute zero is "a little chilly". When it comes to density, neutron stars have nothing on you. That magical force field of ignorance you surround yourself with repels knowledge and information, and wisdom never even had a chance. You are an anomaly in the universe. A knot in the space-time continuum. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 4, 2014 Author Share Posted October 4, 2014 I don't suppose it has ever occurred to you that he is deliberately letting you win because he feels sorry for you. No, you would never get around to that thought, would you? That is because in addition to being smelly, you are obtuse. Actually, saying that you are obtuse is like saying that absolute zero is "a little chilly". When it comes to density, neutron stars have nothing on you. That magical force field of ignorance you surround yourself with repels knowledge and information, and wisdom never even had a chance. You are an anomaly in the universe. A knot in the space-time continuum. MichaelI'm sorry, were you saying something? I tuned out after I saw it was you ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I suppose you are expecting the slaughter of a fatted calf and feast to celebrate your return after your prolonged absence? I would prefer your slaughter at the hands of a claymore swinging red-headed schoolboy...but your fantasies aside, I presume you still don't play the game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I'm sorry, were you saying something? I tuned out... Yeah, it's well known that ADD is just one of your many mental deficiencies. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Hey! You are certainly a good judge of character......for an Aussie that is. How about a file...? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 How about a file...? Noba. Going to sharpen his teeth for him? At least one thing about him wouldn't be dull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Going to sharpen his teeth for him? At least one thing about him wouldn't be dull. He's too old for teeth. Rather like Joe and Emrys. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Going to sharpen his teeth for him? At least one thing about him wouldn't be dull. Haven't seen any activity back from you either, Sparky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 He's too old for teeth. Rather like Joe and Emrys. Noba. I sent you a file three days ago.....I re-sent it. Maybe you can check your inbox this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Haven't seen any activity back from you either, Sparky Like a good wine, my turns improve with age. After all, what is time but a flat circle spinning inwards and, like Jormungandr the world serpent, eating it's own tail? In some universes you have already received my turn. Put your perspective into that alternate universe and be glad at how prompt I am in returning turns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 In some universes you have already received my turn. And in others you have been skinned alive and fed to the dogs. Isn't it wonderful how Nature preserves a balance? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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