ng cavscout Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Joe, I have not upgraded yet! Don't mock the MBT, you could risk having a Fatwa placed against you! I am quite sure you haven't upgraded since 1974, hence the butterfly collars and threadbare paisley prints you enjoy sporting as you gallivant around the local swap meet looking for Carpenters records and humming Seasons In The Sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Since Joe Shaw is busy microwaving gas station burritos in Denver or whatever 2nd world hell hole he is vacationing in this week, I thought I would let him and the rest of you reprobates know I am prepping a 10 lb pork shoulder for a 13 hour smoke at 225 degrees. I will be using natural lump charcoal for heat and a mixture of cherry wood logs with apple wood chunks for smoke. That is all, back to your finger painting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I thought I would let you reprobates know I am a 10 lb natural lump and a wood chunk. That is all. So... lost weight, have you? That's just swell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 A mess ? In here ? How would anyone notice ? scuse f**kin me!! They gave me a pissbucket to clean up a cesspool, wtf do you expect?!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 So... lost weight, have you? That's just swell. I see what you did there. Clever.... at least for those from Ohio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 scuse f**kin me!! They gave me a pissbucket to clean up a cesspool, wtf do you expect?!! Not making much progress either are you? Hop to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I see what you did there. Clever.... at least for those from Ohio. You have to excuse Boo. In order to take the job of Junior Assistant Nincompoop he had to take a 50% reduction of IQ. And since he didn't have all that much to begin with... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 scuse f**kin me!! They gave me a pissbucket to clean up a cesspool, wtf do you expect?!! Some one should wash this one's mouth out with soap and water. Try some wit and panache, not hidden expletives.... gawd, it's hard to get good help around here. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 He also misspelled "excuse".... Attention to detail people (I use that term loosely), just some attention to detail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneman Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Not making much progress either are you? Hop to it. It's a Sisyphean task - progress is unlikely. sburke, you berk ! They fooled you ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Some one should wash this one's mouth out with soap and water. Try some wit and panache, not hidden expletives.... gawd, it's hard to get good help around here. Noba. Hard to get ANY help around here, hold this bucket please. I need to go find out what that gurgling noise is. One of these kniggets is probably so drunk they've slipped below the surface of the pool. Unfortunately that means they'll likely clog what little drain is left. If you wash my mouth out, it would become the only clean thing in this joint. I take it from your suggestion someone else should do it to mean you don't touch soap yourself. Probably a prior bad experience reaching for it in the shower. By the way Burke is a verb, I'll only take so much abuse before I prep one of you for sale to a medical school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Hard to get ANY help around here, hold this bucket please. I need to go find out what that gurgling noise is. One of these kniggets is probably so drunk they've slipped below the surface of the pool. Unfortunately that means they'll likely clog what little drain is left. If you wash my mouth out, it would become the only clean thing in this joint. I take it from your suggestion someone else should do it to mean you don't touch soap yourself. Probably a prior bad experience reaching for it in the shower. By the way Burke is a verb, I'll only take so much abuse before I prep one of you for sale to a medical school. See lads, THIS is how a Serf should respond. Once again my judgment is infallible. Keep up the average work sburke (spelt but not bolded), and don't mind the slings and arrows from the Australians ... average is the BEST they can do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Hard to get ANY help around here, hold this bucket please. I need to go find out what that gurgling noise is. One of these kniggets is probably so drunk they've slipped below the surface of the pool. Unfortunately that means they'll likely clog what little drain is left. If you wash my mouth out, it would become the only clean thing in this joint. I take it from your suggestion someone else should do it to mean you don't touch soap yourself. Probably a prior bad experience reaching for it in the shower. Sounds like a voice of experience to me. How many times did you deliberately drop the soap yourself? By the way Burke is a verb, I'll only take so much abuse before I prep one of you for sale to a medical school. See lads, THIS is how a Serf should respond. Once again my judgment is infallible. Keep up the average work sburke (spelt but not bolded), and don't mind the slings and arrows from the Australians ... average is the BEST they can do. Burke - as in "Back of" - where you should be seen heading, preferably without any supplies of food or water. Or even more ideal, you could recreate the expedition of Burke and Wills, just take joebob as your partner. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 sburke sounds like a particular kind of tactical spork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 sburke sounds like a particular kind of tactical spork. You're just a special kind of weird aren't you. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 It has taken you this amount of time to hitch up and ride the zimmer frame of mental cognition to reach this conclusion? Er, yeh, a full ton of prime donkey weirdness. Pass the carrots? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Pass the carrots? Not on your life. I wouldn't touch them for the world. I know where you put them. Donkey weirdness indeed. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I just wanted to say that when the undead rise or the gubnant try to enslave us I have in my Paddock tactical Every Day Carry bag a concealed Boo because one can't be too ready to throw it out and scare the odd zombie or lost Joe Xia that may cross my path. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 28, 2014 Author Share Posted September 28, 2014 In other news ... ANY other news ... NG Cavscout is a big old skerrdy cat who won't send his turns so I can finish him off before I go out of town again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 In other news ... ANY other news ... NG Cavscout is a big old skerrdy cat who won't send his turns so I can finish him off before I go out of town again. There's still a chance your plane might go down. We've all got our fingers crossed... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 28, 2014 Author Share Posted September 28, 2014 There's still a chance your plane might go down. We've all got our fingers crossed... MichaelAnd I appreciate the sentiment Michael. I know that you, and really everyone in the M.B.T. would be devasted if something happened to YOUR Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. But not to worry, in all my years of flying I've had nothing worse than an engine go out. I'm confident that I'll be back hale and hearty so don't worry your little head about it. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 It is just Michael expressing opposable thumb envy again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Listen to Mr. Hooves braying. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Clip-clop, Clip-clop, Clip-clop, Clip-clop Yeh, try that primate, come nearer and I'll wrap my tail round your neck and slather my tongue all other with extreme prejudice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 And I appreciate the sentiment Michael. I know that you, and really everyone in the M.B.T. would be devasted if something happened to YOUR Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. But not to worry, in all my years of flying I've had nothing worse than an engine go out. I'm confident that I'll be back hale and hearty so don't worry your little head about it. Joe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yACWE3CzmYQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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