costard Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Hark, the Blue Twit sings! ABC FM is broadcasting some favourite early music this week - Baroque and Before. Allegri's Miserere - get it while it's hot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Hark, the Blue Twit sings! Always drawing attention to yourself, aren't you? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 ...said the man with 22-odd thousand posts. Tweet tweet, twit? Twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Tweet tweet, twit? Twat. So how's the leprosy thing working out for you? Had any extremities rot off yet? How about the nose? I hear it's one of the first things to go. Very disfiguring...although in your case I don't suppose that anyone would notice. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 So how's the leprosy thing working out for you? Michael So how's the whole doddering old man thing working out for you? Got it down pat by now, I'd imagine. You've been at it for such a long, long, long, endlessly long, one day slowly, inexorably grinding into another, time, eh? Know the meaning of entropy inside and out... literally... I would say. Come to realize pudding is your best friend? But I assume you've also come to embrace the concept of truly how liberating adult diapers are. Good for you, Michael! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 So how's the whole doddering old man thing working out for you? Got it down pat by now, I'd imagine. You've been at it for such a long, long, long, endlessly long, one day slowly, inexorably grinding into another, time, eh? Know the meaning of entropy inside and out... literally... I would say. Come to realize pudding is your best friend? But I assume you've also come to embrace the concept of truly how liberating adult diapers are. Good for you, Michael! Only someone who is intimately familiar with the ravages of age could describe them as well as you have Olde Boo!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 10, 2014 Author Share Posted June 10, 2014 Not too off the mark, sadly enough. But you and Foul Ol' Joe still have me by a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 But you and Foul Ol' Joe still have me... And they're welcome to keep you. Preferably in a cage in a galaxy far, far away. Maybe on a planet circling a star set to go supernova...but that seems a bit harsh, even applied to you. I mean, why blow up a whole star system when a few well done strokes with a Louisville Slugger will accomplish the same end and provide greater emotional satisfaction? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 And they're welcome to keep you. Preferably in a cage in a galaxy far, far away. Maybe on a planet circling a star set to go supernova...but that seems a bit harsh, even applied to you. I mean, why blow up a whole star system when a few well done strokes with a Louisville Slugger will accomplish the same end and provide greater emotional satisfaction? Michael Yeah we sent him to a small planet near Alpha Centauri. He is is very happy, the first episode of "The Golden Girls" finally reached there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Yeah we sent him to a small planet near Alpha Centauri. He is is very happy, the first episode of "The Golden Girls" finally reached there. I'll bet he could barely contain his glee. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 You two talk about this "Golden Girls" thing with some kind of authority. You must have enjoyed it. I never saw it. And Alpha C. is 4.3 lightyears away. I think your program was off the air at that point. But I'm not really sure, never having watched it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 If Emrys nose fell off I''d gain some emotional pleasure from forcing it back on in interesting positions. Emrys Potato Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 "Golden Girls" Merkin sitcoms are obviously part of the Kettlerian conspiracy and broadcast into the atmosphere and human brains from A.C. or from further away. That's why the BBC try to strip out the sublimable canned laughter. That''s why Mork and Mindy was an invasion threat. That's why I stare at Emrys and declare something is not quite right: you are under surveillance and if I see your tongue lash out to swallow a rodent in one gulp... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 The only rodent around here is you, and I wouldn't touch your diseased carcass with a ten foot pole, let alone my tongue. I'll leave you for the buzzards. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 You're a proxy insurgent Reptiloid and no shaking of your fancy pants rail gun is going to change my mind! Go-on, swivel your eyes and blink a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Good word. You lot are still here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Good word. You lot are still here? More of a worry is that you are still around. No ambulances around at the moment, eh? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Good word. You lot are still here? I'm not here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I'm not here! I think the proper wording for that sentence is "not all here." Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Good word. You lot are still here? What did you think, that we were all killed in a horrible "Final Destination" like tragedy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 "Michael Emrysnation" tragedy.. not quite the Classical Greek theatre form 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 "Michael Emrysnation" tragedy.. not quite the Classical Greek theatre form Emryspearean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Oedipus Twit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 You aren't fooling me. You stole that somewhere. You are not capable of that level of originality. You are going to be faced with a day of reckoning, count on it. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 2, 2014 Author Share Posted July 2, 2014 Good word. You lot are still here? No. So there's no reason for you to hang around. Go elsewhere. With alacrity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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