Nidan1 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Share Posted February 8, 2013 , I'm thinking... I find that amazing.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 ...and the mighty guns of Grogkania belch out towards our liittle boat BOOM whhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr SPLOOOOOOSHH!!!! Oooh, JonS has got his range with laser-like pin-point accuracy but upon his prow our Michael grasps his harpoon. Though but a toothpick against the sun-baked hardened butt of rhino erudition and well-informed general geekery our Michael knows how to wield a stiletto and ease it in with unerring accuracy and jab it real fast in the face adversity. We like a hopeless cause and a few pin pricks will leave a nasty rash, that's for sure. BOOM whhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr cuuuraacckkkkKKKKKKK!!!! Oh a hit! How will he recover, will our David bring the Goliath down with his next shot, this is just too exciting!!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Share Posted February 8, 2013 Jon S could be the winner, but he may be a Nexus 6, does that give him unfair advantage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Those who can do. Those who cannot...well, look at Yeknod. Hard to imagine a bigger all-round loser at the game of life. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 I find that amazing.... Meh, tapioca holds you spellbound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Share Posted February 8, 2013 The pearls of the cassava plant are quite unique. In Vietnam we stomped through endless fields of them. never knowing their worldwide popularity. I was often spellbound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 I was often spellbound. I bet you find drying paint positively hypnotic. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 9, 2013 Author Share Posted February 9, 2013 I bet you find drying paint positively hypnotic. Michael Along with watching the grass grow, its one of my favorite pastimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr thud-a-crash! JonS shoots, he scores and another piece of Emrys is dashed to wind in little splinters of Emrys debris. ..but he's a trooper, no mistake,I'm sure our magnificent hero can get a telling shot in somewhere? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Nahhh, I figure he's pretty fish fish food tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 The Leviathan reduced to bottom feeders' nibbles.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Nahhh, I figure he's pretty fish fish food tonight. Pretty? PRETTY?????? Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants thinks Emrys is pretty. Isn't that... special? And what's with the "fish fish"? You suddenly develop a stutter to go along with your massively sloping mono-brow and rug-burned knuckles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants thinks Emrys is pretty. I told you he was...strange. (I didn't want to use the Q word in case some idiot decided to go on a "hate speech" tear.) Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Isn't that... special? He could enter the Olympics as long as he doesn't claim to be from here. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Oh, I think you could use an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O P, R, S T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z-word and we'd still hate you the same. Why should we be restricted to Qs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Oh, I think you could use an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O P, R, S T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z-word and we'd still hate you the same. Why should we be restricted to Qs? Good grief. Can you imagine how long it took hoof-head to type all that? Probably as long as it takes Emrys to pluck his nose hairs. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 It was easy, I use a special TWERPY over-sized keyboard for all Captain Emrys posts. Sometimes I run my snout up and down the keys for extra affect. Its specially attuned to dash out invective and literary spleen for those special Emrys turkey moments Pass me the cranberry sauce, has the quitter sunk yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 It was easy, I use a special TWERPY over-sized keyboard for all Captain Emrys posts. Sometimes I run my snout up and down the keys for extra affect. Its specially attuned to dash out invective and literary spleen for those special Emrys turkey moments Pass me the cranberry sauce, has the quitter sunk yet? Do you clean it off afterwards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Good grief. Can you imagine how long it took hoof-head to type all that? Probably as long as it takes Emrys to pluck his nose hairs. Noba. Plucking is so 19th century. I think he should use a flame thrower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Do you clean it off afterwards? Clean? Yeknod? Are you dreaming? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 The Pope's resigning? Finally, here's my chance... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'm also throwing my Mitre into the ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Oh, yeah? Well, as a Catholic (Ret), I believe I outrank you. The Excommunication notwithstanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Share Posted February 11, 2013 Just once, I would love someone to call me "Your Eminence" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Okay, Your Emry-nence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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