Michael Emrys Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Anything else would be showing off. And we know how you hate to do that. Yeah, right. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 If you got it, flaunt it! And I got it! Oooh yeah babee, I got it!* *cue Emrys with some pathetic reference to STDs, HIV etc. (so sad the predictability of the lesser beings amongst us) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Oh, Seanachai Er.... Who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Er.... Who? It's like "Oh, Canada", but a bit smaller. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 And I got it! Oooh yeah babee, I got it!* *cue Emrys with some pathetic reference to STDs, HIV etc. (so sad the predictability of the lesser beings amongst us) No, actually this time I was thinking more about you and leprosy. And bromodosis. And halitosis. And just rot in general. Say, are you sure you're not one of the Undead? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 It's like "Oh, Canada", but a bit smaller. I see, [shifting weight from one buttock to another so as to carefully nestle a well-worn rubber toy to somewhere more generous] .. no, I've never made the acquaintance. I'm sure I would of remembered someone of note [slowly making another adjustment] May I inquire whether it is of good breeding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 May I inquire whether it is of good breeding? Only relative to your equine self. Though why anyone would want to be a relative of yours beggars the imagination. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 And bromodosis. Michael I believe they prefer to call it an Apatosaurus now. You used to ride one to school in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Actually it has been recently referred to as The Bloody Flux 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Actually it has been recently referred to as The Bloody Flux A dinosaur called "The Bloody Flux"? I... really don't think so. No more fights for you, Ali. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I was thinking more about you You really need to get a hobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 You really need to get a hobby. I am taking up the making of voodoo dolls. I've got one of you underway and will begin sticking pins in it soon. I may beat it with a hammer after a while too. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I may beat it I have no doubt you 'beat it' on a regular basis, have you no shame? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 With a hammer?!!!!!! How awful, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 ...have you no shame? Why would I have shame? I am The Lord God and Supreme Being, which means I am perfect in all my ways. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Wankers ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 At's ten years since Ah haid dinner wi' Yeknodathon. Ah hope they've bin kind tae haim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I am... Did he say "Chicken Supreme"? Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, Emrys, lay a little egg for me. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, Emrys, I want one for my tea Oh, I haven't had an egg since Easter, and now it's half past three So, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, Emrys, lay a little egg for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 At's ten years since Ah haid dinner wi' Yeknodathon. Ah hope they've bin kind tae haim. Who? The nurses at the Home? The large, burly nurses with their very quiet crepe-soled shoes, which you never, ever hear as they steal up behind you... to administer... their... SURPRISE!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 At's ten years since Ah haid dinner wi' Yeknodathon. Ah hope they've bin kind tae haim. Yes, we've been gentle as we attach the electrodes. (Man, you ought to see the way he jumps when we turn the current on! All the staff come trooping in just to catch the humor.) Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 ...lay a little egg for me. ...I want one for my tea You want an egg in your tea? I can see we need to increase the voltage, the patient is still not behaving sensibly. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 You want an egg in your tea? I can see we need to increase the voltage, the patient is still not behaving sensibly. Michael Tea isn't just a drink to them. It's a whole meal. That's why they say things like "I'm going to eat my tea". Stark raving bonkers, the whole Island. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 [meanwhile, its high tea at the Paddock with a full set of crockery and cutlery, thinly sliced thistle sandwiches, a nice brew and the day's special: amble helpings of former p0rned, Goober nation-sourced sandwiches with the most delicate slices of buffalo and turkey and generously seasoned with a sprinkling of Emrys shavings collected over the week] Well Mr Gnome, what a feast?! [sniffing and blowing a buffalo appetizer to arrange the Emrys debris into a neat mound] I'm almost at a loss where to start gagging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I usually start the moment I come in here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Will you all just Patch up pleeeze!!! Like a bunch of washerwomen.......land's sakes!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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