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Once again it has become obvious that the game is hopelessly flawed! In this horribly stupid scenario named, I don't know... Apple Dumpling Gang Sainte -Mere something or other, in which Stuka and I found ourselves toe-to-freaking-toe on turn One, when it was FINALLY over with, the score stood with:

Men OK - Stuka 6... Me 35

Men Dead - Stuka 58... Me 47

Men Wounded - Stuka 32... Me 29

Men in and around the VL - Stuka ONE!!!... Me 2 and a freaking halftrack!

Final points? Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants 100... me 65. Sixty-Five.

SIXTY-FREAKING FIVE!!!!!

But it gave him more points because he had more ammo left over. Of course he did. HIS MEN WERE DEAD AND COULDN'T USE IT!!! And he got 25 more points for something like, his men were all stacked up nice and tidy or something.

The game is flawed. Really flawed.

BFC! FIX OR DO SOMEFINK!!!!!!!!!

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The game itself isn't as flawed as a scenario that has the name Nidan1 attached to its creation in any way.

Of course I won, thats what I do.

Mind, this game was so dumb, right from the get-go that I was going to let your humiliating defeat go unannounced here in the 'pool to save you some measure of embarrassment. However it seems you see fit to embarrassment yourself in public.

So yes, another victory goes my way. A hollow victory though, seeing as you were my patsy.

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The game is flawed, the scenario was flawed, so of course you won! In any right thinking universe this would never happen.

How many men did you have left alive? Six? SIX??? I had almost 6 times that many left. YOU were outplayed! And yet you still were allowed the win? No. That is not right. That is like a universe where Emrys enters and wins a beauty contest by totally nailing the swimsuit competition.

It. Is. Not. Right!!!

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The only evidence you have of that is the incessant mewlings of Joe Xhia.

You believe everything Joe tells you? Like "the check is in the mail" and "keep still, this won't hurt"?

Oh please, everyone here knows that you are a slimy, non-double blind playing gamey bastiche AND you're from Australia.

Just look at the "record" of your wins ... Q.E.D. Stuka.

Joe

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