Yeknodathon

Wonderful. Scylla, Charybdis and the odd harpy (vaguely scratching) for good measure. *sniff* One can hardly row the oars quick enough to get through... I'll just exhume me rubber gnome for light relief. Yeknod [ January 28, 2004, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

Dum, dum, dum, dum.. another one bites me butt

I see a little silhouetto of a gnome Scaramouch, scaramouch will it do the fandango Thunderbolt and lightning - very very... pathetic Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

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Yet hardly understood.

[trudge, trudge...] Is this the real life? [trudge...] Is this just fantasy? [trudge...] Caught in a landslide [stops a moment] No escape from Boo Radley [trudge, trudge...]

[slowly trudges across the paddock pulling behind, by means of string attached to limp tail, a shoe box with a rubber gnome forcefully strapped inside so as to restrict all movement] Come on, Mr Gnome... let's visit dalem. He's very liberal, if you know what I mean... counter-culture and wot not... so one must expect Bohemian moments... *sniff* ... Yeknod

We're angry... gr ( :mad: )

Oh, well... that makes the 2002 CMBO game void. Eventuality.. *sniff*... very bothersome and just when I was getting ready for a brisk trot of turn sending when WHAM... fate sticks its craggy finger into yer disc platters. Yeknod

... yer vast expanses, salt flats, mud estuaries and blown duldrums. Almost missed, and most do, yet for all the vastness that contains nothing of note that could be written on the back of a Honda Civic there contains an intimation of... of.. otherness that goes with yer emptiness *sniff*.. sort of, beautiful. One could easily swing a rubber gnome in it or make mayhem with hand bellows...

I suppose its the attraction of yer vast, endless expanses... like yer prairies or yer ice-flows. *sniff*... the endless wastes of flat, boring, banality with the odd outcrop of emoticon to add the odd contrast. Yeknod

Yes... I suppose I could release me bladder but it just ain't exciting enough... I suppose the alliterative emoticons did cause a stir. Nothing else did... and I gave up after the third one... Yeknod

It's all so very dreary, dismal... *yawn*... and predictable. Like pumping up a toad and letting it collapse again. And with every wheeze or fetid, inconsequential flop, the world spins and the tides turn to an occasional, half-heard wimper. Yeknod

I just wanted to say that pandas are very picky about bamboo shoots and even more picky about...erm... other pandas for...erm... private panda moments... I haven't seen a bald panda. I should think they are very, very picky about their bamboo shoots and... erm... other pandas.

I don't like sand. Did I mention that? I become disorientated and forgetful... who are you? What were we doing? I shouldn't think it was that important especially since I'm not moving anywhere. MrSpkr's game is much better. No sand and lots of funny voices. I'm not moving in that, either. He told me not to move... so I moved a few things and then back again... just to hear the funny voices. *sniff* I might do that again.

[eyes the hippie commune with growing suspicion] *sniff*... better make a correction: very smooth operator... bit flirty.

Indeed... [waves a lofty fore-limb] ... although an emBoolism may be massive, it, by definition, could not be sudden. This would be an oxymoron. Who has ever seen a "sudden" potato? No... someone has got one's slippers back to front and on the wrong hand.

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I suppose passing air through Emrys might produce a vibration...

*sniff*... see yer *snorting* is not exactly you *sniff*... its me *snort*. And that's without taking into account yer scratching from yer fungal infections. *snort* *sniff* *snort* *scratch* Did I say I got a rubber gnome? Good quality rubber?

I'm thinking... its a very long road and I'm not going to make any unseemly movements. And that requires a lot of thought.

It's me imperious *sniff*. As opposed to yer imperious but vaguely half-hearted *snort*. Besides... I have flaps and one must pass air through flaps, I say. Yeknod

Baaaaaaa *honk*

*sniff* better note this down... in thickest crayon... dalem... smooth operator... not as gruff as Mace

I'll need to bring me rubber gnome, bucket and several sedated fat hunting owls, air pump and various other chattels?