Fairbairn-Sykes

ya just install the British Airborne BMPs and make a commitment to the Red Devils for a while... damn good mod, by the way, that Pegasus emblazoned jeep...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrSpkr: . . . running machine-guns thread, where all the . . .<hr></blockquote> ...plump, young...

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!!! As always Mr. Fox - the progress looks impressive. Even though the mirroring is a hassle, keep the tools...and the mickey mouse camo. Perhaps the "option pack" is the way to go. Either way, that's the Daimler of champions!

can't wait for "Cemetery Shoot-out '43"!!! I love the little tufts of grass sprouting up around the headstones...garsh - you guys think of everything...I'm envisioning the first headstone mod already... Oh yeah, those vicious "rubble raccoons" ain't no joke...Waffen Waschbär, i believe. nice work gents. [ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife ]</p>

I just deaded a Panther G with a direct hit from a 4.2 inch mortar battery (FO). Needless to say, it was a pleasant surprise.

Sorry...couldn't resist: [ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...grow hair on his...<hr></blockquote> ..40 acre plantation outside Qala-i-Jangi? To the best of our knowledge, hair growth is one of the agricultural endeavours qualified for UN subsidies under the "Chia-Pets for Poppies" program. In other news, CIA operatives were seen arguing with tribal warlords about the trajectory of 4.2 inch bean burritos after liberating a 7-Eleven in suburban Kabul. The porno rack was said to be damaged in previous assaults by local...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Captain Wacky: and the mascot's dog.<hr></blockquote> ...and the dog's fleas.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Enoch: I assume the lines of the TRP are hardcoded?<hr></blockquote> Are They? Of course, it looks that way, but, cross hairs or bomb sites could be kinda cool... Oh yeah, nice mod Tanks, I especially like the "warm" colored TRP.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: big iron plate in his head as well, both the result of a misfortunate accident during childhood involving a running machinegunner, a ...<hr></blockquote> ... "green" platoon of Sturm Chia-Pets™ and a lemon-lime Slurpie™. Chia-Pets™ don't run well, even without machine guns, so it was inevitable that abuse of the trademark symbol (™) would lead to a swift and fatal...

what about mine dogs that bark that would be really cool too. and horses that get hit by shrapnel and implode and spray horsey guts all over.

Not the Greatest™. Simply the Latest™. ¡Hola Mamí!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amidst_Void: I think I'm just going to heat up with a laté and perhaps clean my bong, hence, depriving me of the time necessary to vote. <hr></blockquote> <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amidst_Void in another infamous thread: lattes aren't my fav. Actually, I don't like coffee, makes my stomach hurt. That's very stereotypical of you though. <hr></blockquote> This man is full of scandalous lies and deceit!!! Don't let him near the ballots!!!

they "plump" when ya' cook 'em...

Make the bad man stop, Daddy.

A quick look at the .50 cal mount...

Thanks Andrew. [insert Superlatives Here] That airborne jeep is a thing of beauty. Dirty Love... I caught that Ford logo on the back too...

ime a güd spellir. that mackes mye posts eezier too reed.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...an unscruplous...<hr></blockquote> ...Yak ranch in Quetta, Pakistan. You see, the Yak Ranch was a front for the Illuminati Weapons Smuggling Corps, which was outfitting the Featherholds with raspberry jam (and light anti-tank weapons). This angered the rebellious... [ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...that place behind the...<hr></blockquote> ...porno rack at 7-11. It was later discovered that the nanny goat's hairy nips had been smuggled across the border from...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord General MB: Soldiers, ....Drink tea?" Mrs Featherfold, turned to her tea time partner Mrs Featherhold, and asked responded, "Yes please Mr Featherfold. Could you pass the....<hr></blockquote> ...violently arcane non sequiturs? For as soon as GAZ NZ & his Mrs had left the small, light building**, Mr & MRs Featherhold-Featherfold (they were one of those non-linear, sharing type, communal marriage households) teleported in. They unlimbered a 75mm airborne pack howitzer and proceeded to enjoy tea, scones and raspberry jam whilst lobbing HE in the general direction of the Knights Templar & Illuminati annual picnic (where GAZ was the keynote speaker) being held in.... [ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...she walked up to the stove, grabbed the pot lid and taking it off, peared into to the recepticle full of boiling water to find........... <hr></blockquote> ...Lord General's "Hooked on Phonics" workbooks simmering in a nice broth made of hideous spelling errors. "Ahh, alphabet soup again, dear?", said GAZ NZ as he came home from one of his Illuminati, UFO, New World Order job fairs and tweaked the missess on her bum. "Have you alerted all the heathens to the reality that bin Laden works for the SAS", she asked him as he removed his...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by CMplayer: One of the most interesting things about the game is the gathering of information. The richer the set of ways you can make surmises about the opponent's OOB and disposition the better. Counting his revealed assets and comparing to how many points he should have is a cheesy, gamey way to do it (which I always use). Capturing infantry and finding out the approx location of assets like AT guns (which could be revealed like sound contacts) would be more realistic, even if it involved time compression. 'Go out and take some prisoners' was a very real and not uncommon mission for patrols in RL, even in the middle of an attack, as in the XXX Corps breakout mentioned earlier. <hr></blockquote> Good stuff here. I agree that "Go out and take some prisoners!" is a realistic objective for a patrol, and taking into account time compression, could fit into the scope of the game. I'm not sure if it would ultimately be pragmatic within the average 30 minute tactical engagement, but i think it could be... Besides, it would be a damn cool feature. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>To sum up, anything that varies the modes of information gathering adds interest to the game. Getting intel from prisoners would do this. Perhaps you could have to buy a special HQ unit with an interrogator to be able to do this, and move the prisoners to that HQ first.<hr></blockquote> More good stuff. Lots of ways to gather intel just makes the game even more enjoyable. Taking POWs could be a worthwhile pursuit for other reasons than point totals. It would also give the Genf Convention breakers motivation to do something besides herding the guys into a 2 story, wooden building and hosing it down with wasps or 95mm cannon... anyway... I can see both sides of the issue on this one, I just think it could be a nice feature...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...the incredible odor of...<hr></blockquote> ..hairy nips on a pregnant nanny-goat...

hmmm... i get a message i've never seen before when i try to click on the BMPs - after I've unzipped them... <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Couldn't display xxx.bmp because a suitable graphics importer could not be found.<hr></blockquote> [ 11-10-2001: Message edited by: Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife ]</p>