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You could just not come back. We won't mind. Really.

A hearty "well done" to you (and mom, of course). Two years ago, I could not imagine ever having, or even wanting kids. Now I can not imagine it any other way. Your baby's day-to-day development and accomplishments will be a source of pride like no other.

You're gonna let him heal? Softie.

Another thread about "amusing yourself", and now references to wet dreams. Even for an engineer, you don't get out much, do you?

Is that where he blows him up like a balloon, and his belly button goes from an in-y to an out-y? That's just gross. Yeah, in that case, Joe should quit. On the other hand, pissing on dalem is a time honored tradition. Maybe we could all pitch in, and get Seanachai a BB gun (with the real ricochet sounds, compass, etc.) so he can go shoot all of dalem's models.

Who's table mod it that?

You're in Texas. In Texas, everything has gotta be bigger. Therefore, you suck big time.

*shkkkirt* Base to hazmat, base to hazmat, come in. Over. *shkkkirt* *shkkkirt* Hazmat to base, go ahead. Over. *shkkkirt* *shkkkirt* Base to hazmat, we gotta situation. Major cess overflow, category 5. Over *shkkkirt* *shkkkirt* Hazmat to base, I'm on it. Gonna need backup on this one, this stuff is toxic and contageous. Over. *shkkkirt*

We'd be more pleased if he would just bathe ocasionally.

I liked it better when you weren't posting.

Gaylord already knows the rules, Joe. It has also already been sent to coventry (twice!), so you broke the rules by speaking about it. There oughta be a hanging! Lynch Old Foul Joe!

But, but, but... ...THOSE ARE MAN BOOBS!

Redundant.

If you were around more, you'd have seen far worse. Sometimes you hafta consider the source material. Plus, it was only mensch, so I checked my brain at the door. I am not worthy. Oh, how terrible. Next time I need your opinion, I'll ask one of the squires to fart.

Yes, this is the cesspool. But clumsy gramatical and punctuation errors are so fourth grade. Oh, sorry, didn't realize you hadn't made it past third. Carry on, chowderhead.

Absentee suck-up.

Envy? 'tis to laugh, O humourless one. I've sent cars to the junkyard that were better than what you just bought. You take good care of those plates, as you'll need them to patch up the floorboards in that rolling scrap heap. Hell, just save up the parking tickets; they will be more durable than the fenders of your little go-cart.

Seanachai challenged MrPeng in this thread. The first two pages are missing, after it crashed the server. If you read all 100+ pages, you will understand the recurring themes a little better. But then you'll be mad as a hatter, and won't care.

Bah, we've all upgraded to DVD plates here.

Or, one might think that you don't know a damn thing about buying cars. Man, you're becoming more French everyday.

What I meant was, throwing money at a problem is usually reserved for those who have no idea what the problem really is, or how to solve it. Governments and managers are the usual examples. Let BFC do their thing, their own way. Up until now, they've gotten the vast majority of it right all on their own.

Let me guess: you're a manager, right?

Not on my watch, you sick-o. There will be absolutely no KNELLING of anyone, squire or not. Pervert.

HPS - 80%, usually quite poorly. Fortunately, most of my opponents seem to do even worse. I am terrible about returning turns since before CM:AK came out. AS - 15%, when I get bored. HPQ - 5%, rarely these days.

"Wrath of Radley!" Much like being beaten with a wet noodle.