Soddball

Doesn't CAS have to include some sort of communication between the ground forces, command, and the air forces? That said, it would rely on the availability of radio and wireless and wouldn't be available for aeroplanes until the mid 1930s? :confused:

The holiday was fun. I did lots of buggerall and read some fine books whilst lounging by the pool watching naked scandie hotties prance about in the buff. Watching scandie sisters rub tanning lotion on each other was worth the trip alone: :mad: :eek: :mad: Luckily I took a clean pair of shorts and an extra packet of Kleenex. We did our boozing on the local Greek vino, which was fun. They do a slightly sweet, chilled red which is cracking and which is very cheap, offering one the opportunity for a stinking hangover on less than a fiver, something I have not enjoyed since my meths days. I might send some turns to finish my games off before CM:AK comes out. :mad: :mad:

Ok, let´s see The Bodysnatchers, MIB and Matrix ?</font>

Jinkies. Looks like I'm the youngest - and the prettiest, too. :mad:

Out late last night? </font>

Jeez. Not another excuse. I'm glad I'm not playing you or I might be forced to fly over to the US and urinate on your front porch. Maybe the mice are getting in because some mong just drilled holes in the damn basement during a 'renovation' party? :mad: :mad:

My day started at 4:15am because I couldn't sleep. It didn't help that I went to bed at 1:30am after drinking two bottles of red wine. So, here I am, twelve hours after I passed out through grape poisoning, relying on cans of coke and bloody-mindedness to make it to the end of the day. I am not a happy camper. :mad: Axe. You suck, and I rule. I will slay you, and your great aunt's pet weasel, on CM:AK, when it comes out. I'm going for an Ethiopia 1940 campaign, with you playing as the Eyetalians. :mad:

That's probably the smartest thing you've ever said. :mad: :mad:

I look forward to running your men through the meatgrinder. And yes, I am in the running for Supreme Ruler of the Universe. </font>

Girlfriend's knickers chafing around the groin again? I recommend a quick trip to the laundrette. Get the cheese off them.

Abbott You suck, and I rule. I am back from my hols, tanned, more erotic than a lesbian porn scene between Brigitte Bardot and Audrey Hepburn, and up for anything CM:AK can throw at me. You are first on my 'banged like a cheap ho' list - along with Mike the Strap-On, Puckered, MyBasementLooksLikeABombSite, and every other baggy set of pissflaps who needs a thrashing. Axe9855140. It occurs to us that we have not allowed you to smear your troopers on the ground. You are also in the running. (edited because I rule) [ October 13, 2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

Do you think we care? You worthless strap-on dildo. :mad:

I had a great holiday. It was greater because I didn't have to tolerate the blathering of a bunch of interweb-dwelling bell-ends. However, I did have to share a hotel with 200 German and French people, which was borderline purgatory. Some notes from my holiday: Corfujikans drive like Italians. They suck at driving. They are diabolical. The only thing that is worse than their driving is their parking. Corfu is a small island, and its roads are pokey and narrow. Ammerikkans would never understand it. Some of the roads are too narrow for cars and only just wide enough for a motorbike. However, this does not deter local drivers, who assume that any gap wide enough for two motor vehicles should be reclassified as a motorway. This particularly applies to taxi drivers (as it does all over the world) who offer as part of their service the opportunity to turn the customer into a toothless gibbering wreck. One of the big treats on Corfu was all the mopeds (scooters). There are billions of them for hire, and they are mostly hired by crazy teenage Brits. However, the locals all ride them and they ride them in a terrifying way. During our stay, I saw a man riding his moped without wearing his helmet - which is how the locals ride them, to avoid the risk of messing up their hair. So far, so froody. However, loaded on the moped was his shopping (handlebars). I could have overlooked this as nominally eccentric. Behind him was one child, who was also carrying two bags. On the footplate was another child, and he was talking on his mobile phone! :eek: On our way to the airport, I saw two men on a moped, one of whom was carrying a piece of 6-foot piece of copper pipe under one arm. We visited Albania whilst we were there. Jesus Christ. You guys have no idea. Communism turned the country into a dive and the bits that we saw needed a lot of love and a stack of cash to make them habitable. It's a third world country - not enough fresh water, not enough electricity, but the people are desperate to make something of their chance. You can see it everywhere - the houses and blocks of flats from the Communist era are grey and drab - the new ones are brightly, beautifully coloured in blues, reds, greens. The Albanians are a fierce, proud, hopeful people. I wish them all the best. Italian Television sucks giant, inflatable, rubber donkey dicks. The zenith of Italian Television involves semi-naked, dyed blonde long-legged women smearing each other in cheese whilst football players inspect their hairstyles. Almost every programme requires the appearance of nekkid wimmin. They're only about 20 years out of date in their programmes, and about 100 years out of date in their style. I rule, and you are all wankers. :mad: :mad: Turns out when I hate you less.

I'll be converting my CM:BO and CM:BB scenarios over - including the ever-popular Inferno and Cheery Waffles. :mad:

Oh, please. You lot in the Evil Clown thread are all, all a bunch of gamey whores and vicious brutes, and watching one of you point the finger at another is like witnessing a hair-pulling contest on a working girl's corner in the 'busy' part of town. </font>

I've no idea who you are, WOLFNUTTS, but I can tell you're going to fit in here just fine... </font>

Jinkies. There isn't much FECKING HOT MOLTEN TNT IN HERE, IS THERE!!!! You pieces of Kangaroo Scrotum. Nice to see that the floppy warted pricks from the Peng thread are still trawling MasterGoodale's Thread of Cheery Waffle, like street urchins hawking used teabags for pennies, trying to see how the real men do it. We've got no stinking style in here, you pus monkeys. We hate everyone, especially Snarker, who got a gamey, jammy win over me like the ho he is. Firstly, he busted up my SU-85s good and proper. I would have thought that the 45mm of armour, at a combined slope of about 95 degrees, would have been able to deflect a shell from the Tirpitz, but OH NO - a faggy, buttmunching Panzer IV with Neo from the Matrix proves that he is 'the one' and plugs three of the bastard SU-85s. Never put all your eggs in one basket. Never, ever play the Russians. They suck giant, inflatable, rubber donkey dicks with foetid pustules on the end. Then, Snarker the gamey ho arse-raped some of my infantry with a gamey ho Wirblewind, and not even the valiant efforts of a pair of anti-tank rifles achieved anything. Bastard bastard. No turns out for ages. You all suck. It's my fault but I shall be fair and blame all of you over-hairy twats. I'm off on holiday tomorrow lunchtime to Corfu - 5 star hotel. It will be warm, and sunny, and gorgeous, but best of all, it will be completely devoid of spastic twatmonkeys like MasterGoodale, Jim "I trawl the docks looking for ripe jicy boys' arses" Boggs and Mike_the_Pig_Fellator. So no turns for 2 weeks. You jippos. I hate you all, it's only a shame I have to wait for CM:AK to really slather you in hot, molten TNT. CM:BB has started to pall but I shall still finish my games. Glad to see that Skunk Nads is keeping MassiveStrapOn hard at work in the basement. Jesus, his house must look like Hiroshima.

Could I also point you in the direction of the "Frequently Asked Questions" thread, where your answer to this question lies, along with all the other stuff you will end up asking over the next few weeks.

Grabasses BAD!! :mad: *wave arm*

Every time MasterGoodale posts, my eyes blur over what he writes and focus on the joys of his Sig. It's lucky Battlefront cut the length of sigs in half, MasterSux0r, or you'd find yourself posting on a new page every time you replied to something.

Those look fantastic.

Long enough? You can't shake off that sig until you gain a well-earned victory over me, puss sac! :mad: :mad: I'm going to give you such a crispy reaming, you'll have to borrow nappies from David Blaine to keep the leakage in. :mad: I hate this scenario. It's goat-backside-rimmingly-****e. I look forward to the pleasures of CM:AK.

Good Christ (did I just say that?), you really are an idiot, aren't you? </font>

Scurvy watered-down-rum-drinkers that ye are, ye'll drown at the foot of Davy Jones' Locker afore the morn!! Avast, me hearties!

ARRggghhh!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Avast there, Dorosh! Talk Ye Nicely like a good sea-dog, not the scurvy landlubber that ye are!