Soddball

It could be - but then, the one that went past me the other day like a screaming banshee probably wasn't. It's an Aston Martin Vanquish and featured in the latest Bond film. 0-60 in 5 seconds and a snip at £130,000. Vroom!

Listen to the man. Anyone would think I had insulted the girth of your manhood. You are in a tizz. Datsun was renamed in the late 1980s to Nissan, and offers some of the most reliable cars on the road. You're right. I could never have any fun in one of these: The nice thing about British sports cars is that they don't need a 5 trillion BHP V-26 engine to whip the bollocks clean off a Mustang or Pontiac. They just need a bend. [ September 09, 2003, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

Don't you mean "J'accuse"??

I'm not sure, the last turn you sent had somethng to do with a brain in a bottle and some guy named El Mysterioso???? :confused: :confused: Are you, like overbooked, or somefink? </font>

What a revolting thought. Here in Gude Ahld IngoLand, Volvos are driven by the baby milk crowd and the possibly dead. I have strict rules on giving way to people, and it's: No Caravans No Taxis No SUV's No 4x4s No Volvos You will notice that the Volvo is the only manufacturer especially selected for this treatment. The reason behind this is that everyone who buys a Volvo buys it for its 'superb safety record'. This classifies them as the universe's most boring people, the kind of people you avoid at a party because they are busy rootling through the host's collection of dictionaries or cheese graters, the sad mortals who are talking at a lonely young couple with a glazed expression about how great having children is, and how people need to move on and commit, and how the stench of baby spew and poo is socially acceptable, and hanging a 'baby on board' sticker is also socially acceptable, when the real truth is that the kindest thing to do these pathetic, Volvo-buying scrapes of humanity is to throw them bodily into a blast furnace and torture the evil Swedish idiots who introduced such purgatory to my motoring joy. The worst, of course, and the most frequently encountered, are Volvos towing Caravans, who drive at a nice, safe, 38mph down the centre of the main roads, ensuring that it is impossible to either overtake or push them off the road. I hate Volvos. All Volvos are evil and belong in the eleventh pit of hell. Although to be fair, it's hard not to have a sharp-looking car in America, even if it's a Max Suckage Volvo.

Damnit Robohn You even hint that a new thread is pending and the padlock comes out faster than Soddy can cash a customer's check! </font>

Sig material, that. </font>

Perhaps we should rename Nugget to Mike_the_Wangary. :mad:

For someone that led their attack with SU-152s and dropped 45000000mm rocket artillery on me, then carried out an assault using ampuloments and SMG squads, you're a fine one to accuse people of being gamey. I look forward to riding your jap's eye in CM:AK, where you will learn the meaning of pain.

Why the lad won't insult you hisself, I dunno. But I have no qualms about hurting your British sensibilities...if any survived the attempted drowning of last night. </font>

What the bloody buggery hellfire is this? We've got Seanypoos posting like a regular, and a friggin' donkey doing doings all over the place. Watch it, donkey. You read that thread in the forum? Well, there's plenty of people here that'll "comfort" you if you start leaving donkey gifts around. I'm going first. I don't want donkey sloppy seconds. Jim Boggs - welcome back. I suppose that, given that we still have at least three months until the arrival of CM:AK, I can finish my game with you. Send me the latest one you've got. Snarker and I are close to finishing this snow-filled smegma pit of a map. Jeez. What a drag. He has been a total jam-monkey with his Panzer-IVs and I've been reminded exactly why playing as Russians can make you feel as though you're trying to direct a bunch of tuba-playing mongoloids in an orchestra. I forgot to send turns to Wallybob and Mike the Wino. Sorry, I think. Been a bit tizzy lately. You'll get some. All your other people can just push off back to your pit. In other news - I got two big, fat cheques from two tight-arse customers yesterday. They have gone in the bank (the cheques, not the customers) and in a few days I will be able to breathe more easily, since 'bankrupt' will no longer be tattooed across my forehead. It was a close-run thing, though. Bastards. :mad:

*Strokes Grues Head* Sweet, Sweet Grue.. If only everyone was as obedient as the Grue then life would be so much easier... *Throws a tasty snack* There you go Grue, now if you could just fetch the loungers for Persephone and myself and set them up in the far corner that would be perfect.. </font>

Who is this crazy loon? Looks like another of them darn Pengers. Anyone would think we had more going for us than the Peng thread, which is both revolting and scary at the same time.

I bleeding well hope not. We define ourselves by our incompetence and wasteitude. Take that back, or forever become my bidge! :mad:

You should know. You relied on that to convince you our first game was going your way - then you found out I was riding you like a weekend pony. :mad:

Good question. Tell us , Sux2121 :mad:

You Brits kill me. No one can owe a BB gun on your gawd-forsaken island but any twit with a bankroll and roll around in a SPG. Nice. </font>

I always pictured Simon as more of a Stalinist who enjoys being the spankee. </font>

You're telling me that you publicly insulted Simon Elwen, Nazi and child-spanking pervert, and you didn't let me see? He only lives down the road!! He could kill me for your transgression! Imbecile!! Walk across the narrow silver bridge over the shark tank!

Bad Jason. Bad. *slaps back of hand* </font>

Here it is, you overly hairy twat. I hope you're going to spend some time plucking nits. :mad:

Sic MG on 'em. Or at least get him to mail them some lovely samples of mold. </font>

Bad Jason. Bad. *slaps back of hand* </font>

I might get some turns out this evening. Then again, since my life has turned to spew, I might not. Bear with me. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: (for the people who owe me stacks of money, the total bastard wankers)

You aswell? It's getting pretty crowded in sig-land.