Egbert

Of course she vetoed it, she's got the pants, money and obviously the brains in your household. No wonder you've got the geek with girl scenario down so well. (Nice autobiographical sketch it was.) The trial version of winzip is free for a while, download it and quit whining. Always Old Losers hates BFC. I'm thinking skin o' chai made an error. Of course it's a trap but the smell's your own. Hint: keep the exclamation points to yourself, this is a literate zone.

Boo, I like spats, unlike the classless gentleman here. I think I'll take a pair of size ten. Hmmmmm, yeeess, right shape. <font size =3> BOOOOOT</font>,<font size = -1> Boot, boot boot</font> By golly, I like them even more now.

Geez Boo there's 2 more things then: </font> I'm not leftover</font>Mah musket is not in the shop, it's right there on the wall.</font> So you just keep thinkin' I need to walk softly, see just how far that get's ya.

Yeah, I'd be geting a stack back but I didn't pay much to start with. I swear the gov'ment does everything it can to keep people from running their own business. ^%&$%%#$% Wankers. (My best Elvis impersonation) Oh, and Boo 2 things: </font> I don't get bolded yet.</font>Yer bootheel on the back of my neck is starting to cramp my style down here in julepland. Please get a job, else I'll never be able to share my pain at this time of year.</font>

You want hate? You want Vitrol? You want expressions off deep dark pain? In this nasty dastardly, wicked world, the very last thing read in the top 10 list is.... Spending 3 #^%*%$( days doing paperwork so I can tell my #$^#$%#%$ government how much #$%^$%^ money they should take from me! @$%^ ^$#^#^#$^%# ^#$%$^#$^%$# and furthermore $%^###%%%#^ The torturous, lip smacking, fanny packing, gddmn, feloneous bastaaaaaaards. They make you sit and do the paperwork with a gun to your head and say" Oh, and don't forget to be 100% honest or we'll make the pain worse....." %^#*$)%$# It's nice outside, sunny, warm, A case o' beverage in the 'fridge, I have the day off, I should be frolicking or kicking garden gnomes or something. I just know the girls at the U. 4 blocks away are sunning themselves. NOOOOOOO I will be at this until #$^#$^%& Midnight. Excuse the profanity but I'll think of some %&^$&^$GDMN witty thing later. <font size = 4> #$^%#%$^ ^%%&&$^ &&$%#%&^ #$%%#$% %*&*)()@^@&& </font> <font size = 2> *%$%&^# ^$%# &&$%#%&^ %*&*)()@^@&& </font> <font size = -1> %*&*)()@^@&& *&*&< &%&&$&*/font> <font size = -2> &%$%@&*()(%&) &&*</font> <font size = -3> %$%& *#$$%$</font> <font size = -5> Edited to add: The wife now walks in and tells me the transmission on the car leaks. %$&$%^ I'm not having a good day, despite the Aussie's pronouncements of greeting. Luckily she ducked, or I'd be in worse trouble. </font> <font size = normal> I challenege whoever is the %$%^*$# head of treasury. This will be a historically accurate battle. I get millions of partisans and he gets .38 point blank at my beaner. Unfortunately, the fascists move first.</font> %$#*#$%(#$% I can't even edit right, I get double posts within the same post. This isn't helping a bit #$^#$%! [ March 14, 2003, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: Egbert ]

Oh and now Berli wants to move on.... #$^%&^##$%. [ March 14, 2003, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: Egbert ]

rune, A brief morale update. We are thorughly enjoying the "Relief" scenario. I suspect dalem is thoroughly enjoying you panzers in the pine forest scenario, heretofore to be referred to as: The car freshener scenario. This one surely proves the vileness and evil-ity which is uncommonly yours.

Oh, with a name like Focker your worried about the language being trim a few adjectives. I thank the powers that be that you can only string the ones we already have, so many ways.

Jealousy is so ugly.

The graphical representations are human aids only, the engine does not use the graphic to perform it's calculations. Also, note the game does not tell you when shots are upper hull hits due to ricochets that move down, shot traps, etc. Both players are equally affected by the same abstraction so not real affect on gameply as it does not imbalance.

Mat was one of the Mormon wives? Glad he escaped, or BFC may never have come to exist!

Most sane people wait for replies. But, I realize that's asking for too much, here. Yes, I have a mango, how else would I make mango daiquiries? No, you may not have any bit of it. Daiquiries are not for winos. And next time, mention serfs, or I'll brush your teeth with my stall broom. [ March 05, 2003, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Egbert ]

That guy gets more and more relevant, every time he posts.

Well of course, my liege, easiest to be surprisingly good that way. The lower their expectations, the less effort it takes to get kudos.

Lady Maraine whatever it is you did, he liked it. But do it longer so we don't hear about it as often.

I always thought Hiram (italisized to make it cuter for his feminine side), was a "Tomboy" too. Good call.

I thought the official non-game of this place was Krikety or some such. Where the heck do you get off just tossing in these gadawful baseball terms. Next thing you know we'll have aces, holes-in-one and Touchdowns flying around, willy nilly. We can't have that!!! Chaos and wanton other stuff, flying around, somebody could lose and eye. Cease and desist, you should know better. Set a decent example for junior folk like..., like me. With metaphors like that, you're an accident waiting to happen. (Actually, I bet you're an accident that already did happen, but that's another taunt.)

No wonder all the cows there are mad.

You mean it's not the moss that grows on pilings and slow moving ships? I think you better look again.

I'm sorry the road to Cathauses is closed due to snow. And I'm not sure you can get there from here, anyway. Isn't that in Greece somewhere? This is like playing Wack-a-mole. Wack-a-Pat, yeah, I like it.

Hear that... [cricket].... ...... ...... [/cricket] Ah, blessed silence, the bleating of the lambs is still as the waters of Lake tranquility. Mumblings from the sons of Polska, Wallabyland and Ohio, stilled. My hat to you all you've done it. The most profound and inspiring two hours ever heard from the denizens of the deep. I am overjoyed.

Can't I just kick you until you don't wake up? It would be a win-win situation all around; definitely Pareto-optimal. </font>

Seeing as how I'm just your serf, let me help in the only way I know how. By providing examples of things not to do. For example, my leige Senechai, (hey, isn't that a granola girl drink from Oregon?) Doesn't want any of you doing this: Esp. those that should know better. Don't do it here, that's what your family is for. </font>

It's the type of moss that grows on pilings and the bottom of very slow ships.

Don't do it here, that's what your family is for. </font>