Egbert

Testing, testing thump, thump, thump. Ahem, thank you ladies and germs. There once was a kennigt looked like Sonny Who thought he was really funny Wanted to cut his life short Wasted existence, was his to abort Didn't think, he'd get this much support. Thank you, thank you, T-shirts are for sale in the lobby.

Hmmm. Time I contemplated suicide then. Mace </font>

Ahem LALALALa lalalalalalaaaaa Ahem Once there was The Beautiful Thread, That made posters use their head. But a new serf was dumb, Typed Senachai's name with his thumb, The Justicar made him wish he was dead. Thank yooouu, nooo really, thank you. I'll be here for the rest of your life.

It's the dye, it's been banned. Since the crowd here have learned all their logic through Monty Python, we shall discover the reason thusly: Banned therefore poisonous. Poisonous therefore improper to imbibe in large quantities. Improper in large quantities therefore an intoxicant. Marinated hearts - banned red dye - poisonous - large quantities - intoxocant - booze.

Dear, dear Mr. Emrys . Note that to lapse, you must start from a superior position. Perhaps, with proper medication and therapy, you may oneday achieve the position.

DT hallucinations again, eh? Must be terrifying. Michael </font>

I can see ol' Tricky Dick now: Twin digits jammed in the air, shaking his head in strong affirmation of those famous words... "I am not a realtor."

I think you should change your name lad. I can't do a lot with Egbert ... EggFlirt maybe, BegDirt ... nothing that really rolls off the tongue and matches your personality you see. I propose that you start calling yourself DitForDrains ... I could do something with that that would just SING! I don't know why the SSNs don't provide us with better names ... Pondscum was one that you didn't feel embarrased to type, it was just HIM, you know? And of course there was the Late Sir Jim Boggs who, as an SSN, gave us the opportunity to call him Gym Baggs ... good times, those, good times, and an SSN who showed that he CARED about the CessPool through the choice of his name. Joe </font>

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This stuff we all know Oh Justicar . But interaction is the way we learn. How else could I help setup MrSpkr with the opportunity for a sharp and witty post. Thank You, may I have another? Thom

Your most insightful post yet. Steve </font>

Nothing to see here

Hey Yak Just because Berli's got his finger up that mouse's arse doesn't mean it's a puppet.

Agreed. I may never look at cheese the same way again. </font>

Agreed. I may never look at cheese the same way again. </font>

Lurker just popped up and told me I need to reveal to little Joey Shaw the reason why his beer has been so crisp and yellow and I've been feeling so relieved. Then mention "Kursk you, Red Baron!" (genuflect in the general direction of Der Kessel) But then again, I get the impression, old Lurk ain't got my best interests at heart. [ May 01, 2005, 07:18 AM: Message edited by: Egbert ]

New house, new job, new baby on the way. I was sure to get an amniocentesis(Ok, used up my long word quote for today.) Made sure exposure to this place wasn't causing any damage to the swim team. Obviously though, I am need of a psych ward, thus, here I am. I hope you're well.

Finally, you guys have found a way to keep Berli from being so long winded. Just 2 more words to go. [ May 01, 2005, 07:17 AM: Message edited by: Egbert ]

Oh, now that they've used a WMD, I certainly will continue to toss a little hate and discontent towards the Wallaby lovers. Ahem, "May the fleas of all the robbies infest your armpits." There, that aughta do it. <font size = -2> edited to remind Vadr the end of the ROW is getting closer</font> <small>[ March 20, 2003, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: Egbert ]

Looks to me like you're beside yourself, which (in binary) makes 10. And while you didn't ask for numbers but names, you can feel the "Safety in numbers" with a number like 10.

Never heard the bitter taste of defeat referred to as, sweet, tasty cream topping. Sorry for the slight misunderstanding.

My wife likes my new wallpaper. Thanks. What took you so long? <font size = -1> edited 'cause sometimes a well placed "s" will fool the casual onlooker into thinkning you are a bit literate. Not that I can pull that off. </font> [ March 19, 2003, 03:45 AM: Message edited by: Egbert ]

Oh, now that was fine form bravo An AAR With Pantameterousness, classic cinamatic reference, and a major win besides. The fear, the drama, the alliteration to man's wrestling with his inner demons, of heaven and hell. I can't contain it.... By living God ... the DRAMA <font size = -1> I'm exhausted and now I have forgotten the punchline. blast.</font>

Death of a Salesman , it's not , I subtract 1/2 point for bolding my name and detract twice the same for not noting, it's my wife that's the doctor, you have the story reversed. I noted you have corrected the Yankee animadversion and thus have been removed from the list of those below consideration for the mint julep soiree, and you seem to profess that despite your FL location, you are still unreconstructed. The spats, yes, they match the Haw.. Haiwii... Hawiia... tropical shirts. <font size = -1> edited 'cause a little birdy told me Vadr was lonely.</font> [ March 19, 2003, 03:29 AM: Message edited by: Egbert ]