Lars

Ya got that right laddie. Now go back to page 1 and read the Rules.

Who cares? The whole point is to get her out of them anyway.

Nah. She's just the type to drink all your good booze. Gimme the pothead anyday.

The hell with Ginger, that's the one to be stuck on a deserted island with!

Er, so where's the problem?

Poor swine, and here we're going to hit 35F today finally. Think I'll skip the flip-flops, go for a walk barefoot, and luxuriate in the warmth. Btw, it's the engine computer, ignore it. Mine does the same thing whenever it's below freezing.

If he was probed by Swedish girls, trust me, he'd be talking about it.

Touch Rugby? Isn't that about the same thing as soccer?

They did. Many, many times.

Sword of Rome, eh? Who is playing as "the Greeks" and what is the significance of this? I've been wondering about this since January 24th. </font>

Sheesh, just had to fly Goober Air, did you?

Think it's next to Toledo, but I'm not sure. There was too much pink on Nidan's map to tell.

I don't care if the 9th and the 10th were at Arnheim, it's funnier to think of you being beaten up by fanatical German schoolchildren, so I claim artistic license and your own personal DC-3 is going to go whereever they might be. So there.

In short, Nidan should have been airdropped somewhere in the midst of the 12th SS dressed in pink. But I digress… THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).

So, you freely admit that you just fell off the bus from Lake Stupid, eh? The white stuff is snow. The white stuff is ALWAYS snow. Why would it be anything else? Is it really pink in Noo Yawk? What does that say about you all? </font>

Well, not if you're Danish.

No, the pink ****e is freezing rain, you moron. The white ****e is snow. What a noob.

Been watching the WE network again, have you?

And I care about this why?

Ha! Glad I called first.

Hubert, any thoughts on adding a China/Korea scenario? Perhaps having it get out of hand a little bit? No need to pick on just Patton, let's do that bugger MacArthur too!

Guys, it'll be worth it just to crush Rambo.

You're a goddamn idiot. I like you for the roll of doing the 'voice over' of my so-called life. </font>

Well, if the Italian Navy is already gone, your opponent just did you a huge favor. No better place for them than locked up in the Med.

If you own Gibraltar, why do you care?