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Lars

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  1. Yes, challenging somebody to a dance. No doubt the double entendre went right over your head. But I’ll give you the point about the Antipodeans.
  2. Good choice lad, we knew you didn't have it in you.
  3. THE RULES: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you still have a chance to go away. Try again. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or we will send you to the gulag. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Olde One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Olde One is, go away, do a search or sumfink, and then insult somebody. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and then, sadly, have you liquidated. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you shortly. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).
  4. Kinda catchy, but I don't think you can dance to it.
  5. Aha! The silly sod is Humpty-Dumpty! "When I say a word, it means what I want it to mean, nothing more and nothing less." Kind of fitting for one of the Bard's Squires really.
  6. There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
  7. I had it in its own hard drive partition. No big deal to point it the right way. But the runtime errors start after that. P.S. I wouldn't bother with a U.S. version, it's easy enough to change the name of the .exe file. Just point it out in the readme.
  8. Geez, Wacky, you could have bumped your own thread. http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=23;t=001391
  9. You contradict yourself here. They obviously learned the lesson but either did not have the manpower to solve the problem or a high command that would let them withdraw to a defendable MLR.
  10. I wouldn't say that the Germans were incapable of learning. They pretty much had the recipe for success down at the beginning of the war. I would say it was more of a case of not having the wherewithal to do anything with the knowledge gained at the later stages (and a high command that hamstrung them every step of the way).
  11. Fuerte, I could not get it to work. At first it would not find CMBO or CMBB. I had to manually enable them (and I had to change the .exe too). After that, I keep getting an run time error, bad file name. #51 or #52, I forget which. It seems overly complicated too with all the folders it wants to create. Anybody know where the guy who did One Click to Combat is? I would really appreciate an update to that simple utility.
  12. I've noticed the same thing. I wonder if you could just dump in the tree bitmap from CMBO and solve your problem.
  13. Glad to see you cured that fashion faux pas. It just isn't done after Labor Day. SSN Hint Of The Day: Slouch. Now sod off.
  14. Winging it’s way to you even as we speak. I am the Godless Commies guarding the outhouses at Vipurii for the Motherland. You are the {snicker, snicker}….UberFinns in desperate need of a slash. And there is no snow to write your name in. Not that you could muster up the pressure.
  15. Good plan. Asking a philosopher to define something ought to keep him busy for days, years even. {edited because, unlike one of Andreas' scenarios on the CD, I can} [ October 09, 2002, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]
  16. An example of Malakovski's sterling wit Was his theory that farts could be lit, And it's said that all night By the flickering light, He composed his "Critique of Pure ****e".
  17. Try doggerel then. "There was an Old Man with a Beard, Who said: "I demand to be feared. Address Me as God, And love Me, you sod!" And Man did just that, which is weird."
  18. Happy B-Day Hakko Ichiu! {posted just so Boo wasn't the last}
  19. What to do, what to do? Go over to a friend's, who is a executive chef, for a dinner of barbecue ribs and jalopeno corn bread, washed down with a fine malt beverage, all in front of a big screen T.V. showing the defeat of the hated Anaheim Angels? Or stay at home and process turns? Only my opponents know the answer. SSN Hint Of The Day: Cut people off in the middle of their sentences. Now sod off.
  20. Who let Mace loose in the stockyards again? Dammit, somebody was supposed to be watching him! There goes my futures position on spring lambs and Australian currency. {and don't be messing with that last line, it's just too easy} SSN Hint Of The Day: Never make your bed. Now sod off. {edited to bold a known sheep shagger for the livestock communities protection} [ October 08, 2002, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]
  21. I’ve found that the first guy sending whatever setup he wants works well. Your opponent sets up the next battle. Play it serious, play it for laughs, play for revenge. Over two years it all tends to even out.
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