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Lars

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  1. The worst part is he keeps telling me he lets his little kid sit on his lap and push the buttons...
  2. Bah, even Seanachai could have won that one. Besides, if I had any sense of shame I wouldn't be posting here at all.
  3. It was kinda like going over the top at the Somme. Yep, that's pretty much it. Except I don't think the Brits managed to shell their own troops. Takes a good Kraut F.O. with the usual casual Teutonic disregard for life to do that. I blame rune of course...
  4. dalem, this one's for you... SSN Hint Of The Day: Serve TV dinners, wine coolers and cherry Twinkies on Thanksgiving. Now sod off.
  5. Well, I turned on the adult content blocker last night -- I should have known you were on all of those lists. Try again. Steve </font>
  6. Neanderthals didn't have descendants. See what emoticons will do to you?
  7. Were you less of a spittle-stained cretin, foaming at the mouth with your own self-important eruptions, you might realise that Homo Sapiens' ancestors were not Neanderthals. </font>
  8. All turns out. If you didn't get one, well, now you know where you rate in the grand scheme of things.
  9. Is anybody else wondering what sort of horrid terrain mod AJ is going to come up with for his CMAK screenies? I'm betting on snow.
  10. See? All you have to do is lose half your brain and you too can sound like a bleedin Pom. Stroke leaves US woman speaking like a true Brit If you lost it all you'd sound like an Aussie I'd suppose. SSN Hint Of The Day: Take money from your kid’s piggy bank. Now sod off.
  11. Would you be pouring over the briefing to ferret out any little clues about the battle? Yes. Would you be turning on Extreme Fog of War in a vain attempt to make my attack more difficult? Yes. Would it be the scenario that was extensively covered with a AAR in the Wargamer? Pillock, send the other one.
  12. I told the guy to get a boat with a cabin... SSN Hint Of The Day: Give out other people’s unlisted phone numbers. Now sod off.
  13. Maybe Boo's dear old dad is a Tupperware salesman. It is Ohio after all. {psst, see, I read your posts in the hope of learning something. Never have yet, but still, hope springs eternal...}
  14. Look's like the party is soon to be over for poor Boo. Check the newest member, "SheWhoMustBeObeyed".
  15. Ten hours later, I now have the demo. Didn't get a chance to actually install and play it, but there you are. Buzz, pick a scenario and send it, your thrashing is waiting. SSN Hint Of The Day: Walk tall, carry a big stick, and use it. Now sod off.
  16. YK2 Walks towards Joe and looks him straight in the eyes.......... Why.. I do believe you are blushing Joe . Any particular reason? Tst Tst.... </font>
  17. Did the surgery hurt much? SSN Hint Of The Day: Whistle a happy tune - over and over. Now sod off.
  18. Yes, I have a doll and I exploded it regularly with M80's. Next time try to spell "inflatable". Twit. SSN Hint Of The Day: Exercise chutzpah. Now sod off.
  19. "This item will be released on 28 November, 2003" Hmm...
  20. As a former Squire, I see no need to relive those hellish days. When a bottle of bourbon and a stenographer are added, I might be reconsidering... SSN Hint Of The Day: Dangle participles. Now sod off.
  21. But you've never been called better things by worse people. Or somfink...
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