Lars

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Woohoo!!! Towel, sunscreen, shades, radio, frisbee, check. Where’s the Barbara Eden types in harem pants? Oasis seems a bit small though. Does it have a swim-up bar? Hey! Habib! Get me a beer!

Woohoo!!! Towel, sunscreen, shades, radio, frisbee, check. Where’s the Barbara Eden types in harem pants? Oasis seems a bit small though. Does it have a swim-up bar? Hey! Habib! Get me a beer!

We're getting close to 300. One of you Olde Ones get crackin and move us to the desert in style!!!

I see somebody's on the manic side of their cycle today... Who's got the lithium?

Your favorite ewe is named "Bigpond"? Well, whatever floats your boat. P.S. – Buy her some nice fresh hay. SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave wire hangers on the closet floor. Now sod off.

Who'd pay you when, like the chain-smoking, gap-toothed old hag down at the end of the bar rail at closing time sucking down the drinks with a swallow left in them, you do it for free?

I think we can skip that bit, don't you? ***shudder*** I mean, really, he's the one who's supposed to be punished. No reason to make the rest of us suffer. On other matters, I downloaded my PBEM turns. Hey, it's a start. SSN Hint Of The Day: Chew ice cubes. Now sod off.

That's some really bad gas you got there.

Drink way, way too much while on it, apparently. Uuurgh.... Still, what a gorgeous evening. Well worth the morning after. SSN Hint Of The Day: Wear golf shoes on newly polished wooden floors. Now sod off.

It's a beautiful autumn day, the trees are in full color, going to hit 80F, definitely Indian summer, and the boat is still in the water. What the heck am I doing still talking to you foolz? Bugger it, I'm outa here!!!!

Shouldn't this be moved? A thread started by Seanachai on the General Forum. Bwahahahaha....

I'm impressed. I actually think that's spelled correctly. Perhaps we should allow Gaylord to only post in leet speak.

Gawd, does anything smell as bad as duck innards? I'd rather clean a gut-shot deer. SSN Hint Of The Day: Wear large hats during the movies. Now sod off.

All turns out. Except for MrSpkr's, who can't even figure out AOL.

I wouldn't say it's gamey. It just helps you pick out the contours. Doesn't change the game at all. And it's not really useful for range, I use the LOS command for that. More of a time saver really. At least until we get monitors and graphic cards that'll display the game in photographic quality.

Ooooh, you're right, I left something out. (Step the First) – Whack Audubon gatekeepers on way into hunting preserve, hide bodies in peat bog for future generation's enjoyment.

How to Clean a Grouse: (Start) – Step on both wings with your muddy boots. (Towards the begining of the middle) – Grasp tail feathers firmly. (Little later in the middle) – Pull slowly until grouse turns inside out, ignore girlfriend's gasp {or laugh at her, your call}. (Middle) – Throw that chunk of innards attached to tail into the woods for the carrion eaters. (Moving to the end of the middle) – Pick up body by the breast, twist head off {note - pull tendons making beak open and close while chasing girlfriend, this is a must} and throw somewhere else in the woods. (End of the middle) – Twist off wings from breast, toss in the remaining two compass points {or at girlfriend if you can still see her. Again, your call}. (Beginning of the end) – Remove any remaining viscera, feathers, and other nasty bits. (Middle of the end) – Place breast in plastic bag. Save for later use involving stuffing, bacon, and a bit of white cream sauce. And perhaps a nice bottle of vino. (End) – Go find girlfriend {hint – she's probably already back at the truck, hope you were smart enough to keep the keys on you}. As you can see, I'm now ready to send out turns tonight. After dinner... SSN Hint Of The Day: Master and practice your best wolf whistle. Now sod off.

O.K., maybe this will help. Madmatt's Mod Guide This dates back to CMBO, but it'll help you get a handle on what's going on in CMBB. DO NOT download these and stick them in your CMBB folder. [ October 03, 2003, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Yep, that's me. Please note that the sign say I'm 19 miles away from the idjit pictured. Which makes you an idjit too, but we knew that already...

Been reading "The Master and Margarita"? Or, it seems, just looking at the dirty pictures?

I'd say the one mod you'd want to be sure to get is the gridded terrain. Puts a golf sim like grid over the map so you can better pick out the contour details. And the winter mods only show up in scenarios that have snow on the ground.

Since I'm losing in almost all my games, except the ones against Leeo, OGSF, Speedy, Nidan, MrSpkr, Simon, AussieJeff, Iskander, and ...cough... gaylord..., I have decided to invest the family fortune (i.e. – returnable beer bottles) in a case of 20 gauge shells and go hunting and trap shooting instead. Rest assured I shall be thinking of you lot every time I yell "PULL". When I step on the grouse's wings and tug on his tail to turn him inside-out, I shall be thinking of Mike the Wino... SSN Hint Of The Day: Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in. Now sod off.

If you already have CMBO I wouldn't bother. All the mods, maps, and scenarios are readily available online. See the FAQ for links.

And you, you malodorous tit, have not yet destroyed all my armor. Besides, there's still 700 wide open meters of lovely snow you have to cross. Mwuhahahaha....