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Lars

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  1. Gents, you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him. SSN Hint Of The Day: Fart in cramped public spaces. Now sod off.
  2. I've seen you somewhere before. That's why I don't go there any more. SSN Hint Of The Day: Make animal noises in libraries. Now sod off.
  3. Barbarians? Jolly Sing-song? Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m, Lovely spam, wonderful Spam, Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am, Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am, SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM, SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM, LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM... SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM! Quick, somebody send me MrSpkr's new e-mail addy... SSN Hint Of The Day: Shake up the club soda before opening it. Now sod off.
  4. Yep, read a really good translation of the whole thing. Best part was "As for the man himself he had better not enter a royal harem, even though it may be easily accessible, on account of the numerous disasters to which he may be exposed there. If however he wants to enter it...(followed by lengthy explanation of how to get away with it)..." Funny guy, that Vatsayayana. Very droll.
  5. Nope, I'm sleeping the sleep of the just at those hours. Thought it might help with the debugging though.
  6. There's usually a sign, "Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Molest, Worry, Badger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, Disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, Or Ruffle The Animals". But I suppose, with that pic, it's all the warning you'd need... [serious]btw Matt, good job on getting the forum going again.[/serious] SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave the alarm on when your partner doesn’t have to get up. Now sod off.
  7. The hell I did. Must be Papa Kahn's, he's that kind of idjit. SSN Hint Of The Day: Open the casket for one last look. Now sod off.
  8. You didn’t have a chance to get the drugs out of the rocker panels, did you? Nobody would be that upset about a Honda Civic otherwise.
  9. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who had immediate visions of Nidan's squad at drill... Yep, that's about right... SSN Hint Of The Day: Spring back; fall ahead. Now sod off.
  10. Sigh. The last time you decided to "swing your sword about erratically', we had to replace the bathroom rugs. Please use better aim in the future. Steve </font>
  11. I think this site has a excel table that will help. link
  12. You sent somebody else that abortion of a map too? I'll not weep for you, I'm too busy laughing. What a idjit... SSN Hint Of The Day: Get into a heated argument about the weather. Now sod off.
  13. AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!! QUIT TEASING THE CAT!!! Sorry Kitty, just had to get that off my chest...
  14. You have to give them what they're used to, Boo. Otherwise they get excited and wet the carpet. In other news, Nidan died. Slowly. In the snow. Mwuhahahaha...
  15. Yes, I had to get her home to "talk". And no, she wouldn't take her mittens off either. Thanks for the great time dalem. Wish we could have stayed and drank longer but there was that hour plus drive ahead of us. It's not like the boat which can find it's own way while we swill beer. Next time you guys will have to come out this way. I've got a whole extra apartment you can pass out in. And I can lock the door on mine, assuring a good night's sleep. SSN Hint Of The Day: Point out mispronunciations. Now sod off. [ January 12, 2004, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]
  16. This is Fred’s gift to you. See, if they were you, you’d see just what a miserable excuse for a human being you are. Fortunately for you, you’re an athiest and still wouldn’t believe it. But the rest of us, we have faith.
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