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Lars

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  1. Turn off the transponder and radios and fly drunk in Class B airspace. Soon, your kill rate will go up. Rookie.
  2. No, but I did try to reinstall Win98 without the Product Key. Does that count?
  3. Now that was actually funny. Oh, and Seanachai, this one's for you. To bad you don't have tenants to do it for you. If you did, you could sit and look out the window and laugh while they do it. Leases, they're a wonderful thing. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t shovel snow from your sidewalk. Now sod off.
  4. I think I've discovered why Mace's wav files crackle and hiss. Doing to much prep...
  5. Have dug up all drivers, backed up all necessary files, and laid in a larger than usual supply of booze. Tonight, the Hard Drive dies. SSN Hint Of The Day: When others are in a hurry, take your time. Now sod off.
  6. Cursed, I'm truely cursed. BFC, in their infinite wisdom, decided to make CMAK take 2.1 GB for a full install. Of course, I'm still running FAT 16, which only gives you a partition of.....wait for it.....2.0 GB. Feh. To any and all, hang on to any turns of mine you have, because, of course, I will make a complete cock of upgrading my system, so it might be awhile before normal suckitude resumes. SSN Hint Of The Day: Put advertisements under people’s windshield wipers. Now sod off.
  7. Still ill. May puke up some PBEM turns tonight (it'd be a change) and install CMAK. Or not. SSN Hint Of The Day: Be vague. Now sod off.
  8. dalem, I don't know how you did it, but the very day CMAK shows up on my doorstep, I start coming down with the flu. We're not even playing a PBEM so no chance of you sending the virus there. I can only blame it on your continued presence here. Wash your hands before posting next time. Too damn tired to even install the thing. Bastiche. SSN Hint Of The Day: Assign names to your body parts, like “winkie”. Now sod off.
  9. Sheesh, all those Iranians have been chanting it for the last twenty odd years and still he hasn't heard the news... SSN Hint Of The Day: Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you. Now sod off.
  10. What?!?! I wrote a check to the Union Gospel Mission for nothing?!?!? You owe me a turkey dinner old man.
  11. Well, you really should control those latent tendencies better. What if the neighbors see you?
  12. No, its just that I have lost the age-old PBEM files. Can I interest you in something new? A CMAK operation perchance? "The Omars" 3 battles with 30+ turns of sand&dust-fun? You pick sides. </font>
  13. Either Madmatt got new contacts or a bigger monitor. Or both. SSN Hint Of The Day: Grab someone else’s taxi. Now sod off.
  14. Yep, I've found the camouflage to be very effective when sneaking up in a geriatric Floridian's blind spot. Don't bother looking for my license plate number either, every Minnesotan knows to pack snow over it before going out to have some tourist fun.
  15. It's winter, just swerve in front of them and you can laugh uproariously when they slide into the ditch. err, or so I've heard...
  16. Any chance of a CMBB turn on floppy being included? Just asking because it seems you've forgotten how e-mail works.
  17. Ah, my former Squire, I'm sure you'll be sending my copy right along to me, right? right? {Sheesh, U.S. Postal, can't even beat the wolf fondling Swedes these days...} SSN Hint Of The Day: Have a penny, take a penny. Now sod off.
  18. I sent it to the alternate address you sent me. I suppose you didn't get that one either. Sheesh, playing lawyers, they consider half the game as just a way to test how to pad billable hours... SSN Hint Of The Day: Do unto others as you would never have them do to you. Now sod off.
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