Lars

I was born a poor black child...

I think the silence still shames him.

Oh, by all means, Northwest. You deserve it, MrSpkr. SSN Hint Of The Day: Remember that everything was better years ago. Now sod off

42 SSN Hint Of The Day: Cause gridlock. Now sod off.

Where’s Qadaffi’s tent?

I feel your pain brother...

Buzz? Concerned with book learning? Hardly.

Umm, still playing with our dangly bits?... SSN Hint Of The Day: Take forever to find your word in Scrabble. Now sod off.

Hmm, I think Seanachai’s upstairs neighbor’s bologna was a bit past the experation date...

Why don't you take care of him Buzz? I believe Shaw or MrSpkr can fix you up with the perfect scenario. I hear it has lots and lots of tanks for the metal midget to play with... SSN Hint Of The Day: Comb your hair in the kitchen. Now sod off.

ONE? YOU BRING ONLY ONE FECKIN BEER!?!?!? Sheesh, what are you, a long lost cheap-*ss brother-in-law or somfink? Now send that last turn from whatever the heck we were playing. SSN Hint Of The Day: Take cheap shots. Now sod off.

The Good News: One of my tenants fell off the toilet drunk last night and gave herself one hell of a shiner on the sink corner. The Bad News: I have to fix the friggin toilet... All turns out, BTW. And Speedy was lucky, he managed to come off as only a minor loser this time.

He sounds Australian, which means you need to point out 'wash' in a dictionary to him. Actually, read out and show him how to do it, more like it. </font>

Tied actually. Always pays to be nice to the ladies.

You're really making me wish I had jumped on that thing when I had the chance. It was just that they were giving free rides on this and they wanted lots of beer money for the Concorde...

Ahh, I shall defer to the Fair Lady...

Er, this way... [ October 24, 2003, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Er, this way... [ October 24, 2003, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

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Better ranting on this one . Sheesh, a gnome as a god. It just lacks gravitas somehow... SSN Hint Of The Day: Race the old woman for the last bus seat. Now sod off.

Better ranting on this one . Sheesh, a gnome as a god. It just lacks gravitas somehow... SSN Hint Of The Day: Race the old woman for the last bus seat. Now sod off.

Why go then?

Why go then?

Needs a shrubbery...

Needs a shrubbery...