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Lars

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  1. Just wait, he'll get to "I'm rubber, you're glue" in a minute.
  2. Australia. Like, duh... SSN Hint Of The Day: Touch strangers. Now sod off.
  3. This is going to be different than every other day of my life how?
  4. Kinda tells you what their reviews are worth, don't it?
  5. How Cesspoolers Bathe Mr. Tittles Scrub toilet and flush several times. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut. Sit on lid -- cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Leap off toilet seat, dash out of bathroom and slam door securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up its rear end. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting. SSN Hint Of The Day: Serve fish with the head on. Now sod off. [ December 18, 2003, 09:42 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]
  6. No. I want you to experience the shame of being French a while longer. Kitty </font>
  7. I'm running a slower system than that. Ram is cheap and more is always better. $20 or $40 will double what you already have But I'd say a really good video card would help the most. I'm running a (old by now) VisionTek Geforce3 TI 200 w/64 mb on the card. Great card, great company, never had a problem with it. Try Pricewatch.com and see what you can afford.
  8. Bah, I hereby propose the Durian as the Official Fruit of the Cesspool. {not to be confused with Iskander, Knight of the Squishy Fruit...or Boo for that matter...}. I'd say that's a pretty good summation of the MBT, wouldn't you? But the clincher, Just the thing to have on the table at your next dinner party. SSN Hint Of The Day: Kick sand at the beach. Now sod off.
  9. Yes, from about a month or so ago. What's the matter? Don't care for bunkers combined with a reverse-slope defense?
  10. Just a brief note to inform you all that the Swedish git known as Hortlund has sent me a bleedin' huge Cassino Operation. And stuck me with the French. ***sniff***....Squires...sometimes they can make you so proud! SSN Hint Of The Day: Hedge and waffle. Now sod off.
  11. Strangely enough, our cat chews on the dog. I blame Kitty.
  12. TAKE THAT all you with allergies...Leeo has spoken. </font>
  13. That's what you think. "Dogs have Masters Cats have Staff"
  14. Kinda kills the whole idea of government, doesn't it? SSN Hint Of The Day: Overstay your welcome. Now sod off.
  15. Dear John, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but... {oops, don't like the way that's headed...} booger, I'll have it for you tonight. btw, your mother was right. See what happens when you hang out with people like Seanachai? You end up in places like this.
  16. Great...how about sending me a setup to celebrate? Something in Italy? </font>
  17. I'm back up!!! Send a file if you have one for me. Been so long since I've had a clean system I've forgotten what it's like. Very nice. But downloading all those updates and patches, sheesh... SSN Hint Of The Day: Chase ambulances. Now sod off.
  18. Not even a royal "{***sniff***}... We are not amused...". Really Emma, you must do better.
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