Lars

Where you been Buzz? Still tramatized from Crodaburg? You're on the list for CMAK. After a long, hot slog across the desert, I shall have your troops shot ten feet from the watering hole. SSN Hint Of The Day: Kvetch. Now sod off.

Where you been Buzz? Still tramatized from Crodaburg? You're on the list for CMAK. After a long, hot slog across the desert, I shall have your troops shot ten feet from the watering hole. SSN Hint Of The Day: Kvetch. Now sod off.

Boo comes home from skool. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them. Boo says, "Hey, Pop, learned in skool there's an easy way to do everything." They go downtown and get some dynamite, they're gonna rig it up under the outhouse and blow the crap into the strawberry patch. They get it all rigged up, but they don't see Seanachai coming to use the outhouse. BaBooom!!! The manure goes flying, and so does Seanachai. Ploop! He lands in the strawberries! They go running up to him, "Seanachai, Seanachai! My God, are you all right? Are you all right?" He says, "Yeah, I'm fine. Whoo! I'm certainly glad I didn't let that one go in the...." SSN Hint Of The Day: Forget the punch line, but don’t let that stop you from telling jokes. Now sod off. [ October 22, 2003, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Boo comes home from skool. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilize them. Boo says, "Hey, Pop, learned in skool there's an easy way to do everything." They go downtown and get some dynamite, they're gonna rig it up under the outhouse and blow the crap into the strawberry patch. They get it all rigged up, but they don't see Seanachai coming to use the outhouse. BaBooom!!! The manure goes flying, and so does Seanachai. Ploop! He lands in the strawberries! They go running up to him, "Seanachai, Seanachai! My God, are you all right? Are you all right?" He says, "Yeah, I'm fine. Whoo! I'm certainly glad I didn't let that one go in the...." SSN Hint Of The Day: Forget the punch line, but don’t let that stop you from telling jokes. Now sod off. [ October 22, 2003, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

All turns out. If you didn't get one, it's because you HAVEN'T BLOODY WELL SENT ME ONE!!! daft buggers...

All turns out. If you didn't get one, it's because you HAVEN'T BLOODY WELL SENT ME ONE!!! daft buggers...

Now that has some flair! I can see it, Great Fred and I doing battle at the end of all things over the fate of the world! </font>

Now that has some flair! I can see it, Great Fred and I doing battle at the end of all things over the fate of the world! </font>

Had a little trouble putting the boat on the trailer Saturday for winter storage. Seems it was 75 and dead calm. Tough conditions to operate under down at the launch. Had the same problem on Sunday. Finally got the job done when the sun went down and the beer ran out. Turns out tonight. SSN Hint Of The Day: Walk your pit bull without the leash. Now sod off.

Had a little trouble putting the boat on the trailer Saturday for winter storage. Seems it was 75 and dead calm. Tough conditions to operate under down at the launch. Had the same problem on Sunday. Finally got the job done when the sun went down and the beer ran out. Turns out tonight. SSN Hint Of The Day: Walk your pit bull without the leash. Now sod off.

Because you sent in eight ballots. You ain't in Utah, idjit.

Because you sent in eight ballots. You ain't in Utah, idjit.

In which room? </font>

In which room? </font>

It shouldn't. After all, they still let him in.

It shouldn't. After all, they still let him in.

Heh, I can't even count one pub if I've had too many. </font>

Heh, I can't even count one pub if I've had too many. </font>

I propose we make this lad a honorary member of the Pool Sounds like he'd fit right in. SSN Hint Of The Day: Take the biggest piece. Now sod off.

I propose we make this lad a honorary member of the Pool Sounds like he'd fit right in. SSN Hint Of The Day: Take the biggest piece. Now sod off.

Used car salesmen come to mind today. Did they really think I wasn't going to take it to a good mechanic? Feckin bastiches...

Used car salesmen come to mind today. Did they really think I wasn't going to take it to a good mechanic? Feckin bastiches...

Isn't that just code for "Compassionate Conservatism"? SSN Hint Of The Day: Push the panic button every other day. Now sod off.

Isn't that just code for "Compassionate Conservatism"? SSN Hint Of The Day: Push the panic button every other day. Now sod off.

I still like you, with a little giblet gravy on the side. </font>