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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wild Bill Wilder: I just visited Der Kessel, from Germanboy and Gregory Mudry and was quite impressed with the amount of material and especially detail offered there. Wild Bill<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks Wild Bill I just got back from my holidays in Spain and hope to get up my (hannover Germany time) a update friday night! GOD HOW I MISSED THE INTERNET THERE nice to be back. Menschy [ 10-10-2001: Message edited by: mensch ]

PS. and I'm not coming back in here anymore.

Right you lot.. Imma out of here™ you can all rot while I'm soaking up the sun for a week. And when I'm gone somebody take care of this cockroach problem!! all the worst Menschy

Assault Boats.. definatly Assault Boats* *don't ask.

means if you were Allies you lost, and Axis you won.. is this a trick question?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ciks: How exactly did they work? The link machinerman provided doesn't work for me... Where they lauched from ground? How? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> here is a model site which has a SdKfz loaded with the launchers of these beasties. Howling Cow

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: Sorry to rain on your parade, Menschy baby, but due to the duel electrical drive system, the Ferdinand/Elefant was very underpowered and prone to break down. I'd rather have a Jagdpanther any day! Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh ya Mr. smartiepants... like the Tiger II was not prone to break down.. besides the Elefant was cheeper to make. ok there was the Copper problem which they changed but puh! here is your silly Jagdpanther .. er. cool model though! to me Elefant

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: While I am not looking forward to those going 'How come my Ferdinand was knocked out at 500m by an AT Rifle - fix or do somefink!'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now now you anti elefant person you... The Ferdinand and Elefant are one of the nastiest machines on the ground! How many times do I have to hammer stats on your head. For those not in the light of this nasty killing machine may I show you some stats. Elefant <table border="1" cellPadding="5" cellSpacing="0"><tr><td colspan="6" align="center">ARMOR PROTECTION</font></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2">Armor Detail</font></td><td align="center">Front</font></td><td align="center">Side</font></td><td align="center">Rear</font></td><td align="center">Top/Bottom</font></td></tr><tr><td rowspan="2" colspan="2"><table border="0" cellPadding="0" cellSpacing="0"><tr><td rowspan="2">Hull</font></td><td>lower</font></td></tr><tr><td>upper</font></td></tr></table></td><td align="center">100+100mm@55º</font></td><td align="center">60mm@90º</font></td><td align="center">80mm@90º</font></td><td align="center">20-50mm@0º</font></td></tr><tr><td align="center">100+100mm@78º</font></td><td align="center">80mm@90º</font></td><td align="center">80mm@50º</font></td><td align="center">30mm@0º</font></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2">Superstructure</font></td><td align="center">200mm@65º</font></td><td align="center">80mm@60º</font></td><td align="center">80mm@70º</font></td><td align="center">30mm@4º</font></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2">Mantlet</font></td><td align="center">25mm@90º + 100mm@round</font></td><td align="center">-</td><td align="center">-</td><td align="center">-</td></tr></table> Tiger I <table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"><tr><td align="center" colspan="5">ARMOR PROTECTION</font></td></tr><tr><td width="20%" align="center">Armor Detail</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">Front</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">Side</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">Rear</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">Top/Bottom</font></td></tr><tr><td width="20%">Hull</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">100mm@66º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">60mm@90º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">80mm@82º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">25mm@0º</font></td></tr><tr><td width="20%">Superstructure</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">100mm@80º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">80mm@90º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">-</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">25mm@0º</font></td></tr><tr><td width="20%">Turret</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">100mm@82º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">80mm@90º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">80mm@90º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">25mm@0-9º</font></td></tr><tr><td width="20%">Mantlet</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">100-110mm@90º</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">-</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">-</font></td><td width="20%" align="center">-</font></td></tr></table> OK as you look at the armour values the Tiger.. SUXS. BUT the tiger has a turret, and carried about 42 rounds more then the Elefant. The Elefant carried a 88mm PaK 43/2 L/71 while the Tiger I carried the 88mm KwK 36 L/56 The Elefant had a height near 2.97m to the 2.93m for the Tiger I big deal. Fact only 90 of these Elefants were made fact in six hours 90 Elefants destroyed 504 Russian Tanks in 6 hours, dispide this result it was not further developed. grr. and Berli you stay out of this. [ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: mensch cuz of stupid tables.] [ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: mensch ]

who needs .50cals?? I'm playing a huge game with Jadayne made by The Desert Fox and all and I mean ALL of his American HT's have been wiped out by me using my MG's on my German Halftracks!!! :eek: First off I have never taken out an American HT with any type of MG in my gaming time. But this battle I have taken out at least six of his little Purple Heart Boxes!! heh.. who would have thought my widdle HT crew loaded up with AP Tungsten rounds. heh.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OGSF: Pillocks!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yup Pillocks suck!, not only can a 37mm AT gun take them out through the vision Slits at 600m I think BTS managed to model them wrong in CMBO. And why on earth they have only 20mm concrete frontal protection and 500mm top and back is beyond me, but me thinks they are made to fight gamey players who actually flank attack! and what's up with the Pillock 9mm AA guns on the side!! OSFGKslimygitjimmy you are correct. They are Pillocks. Please don not respond to this message since it was automaticaly generated by aliens.

le Punt

hey Gunny_Bunny, if your talking about a pbem game. No not that I know of. well it was a short answer but hey, hope it helped.

Wankers

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: But the real question is: can she beat you at CM?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> shhh! don't remind me. Let's change the subject back, wether she beat me twice is irrelivant.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by vskalex: Now my question to you all, do you also get to hear this alot?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Actually Vskalex (jeez whatda Allias you got.. almost like OGSFABSWUStomp'nJimmy) anyhow back to the subject, no. At first the wife kinda wondered about it, her being german and the only thing they learn about the second world war is they are bad people and they should feel sorry even today.. bad bad germans. When I showed her places in France and told her stuff she got intrested, would you belive she had no idea Americans, Canucks, French, Poles and Brits, and more landed in Normandy!! :eek: So thinking this was a one time thing and maybe cuz she's a girl but I am suprized the general public has no idea, unless you have a armour nut like Warphead or lads like Lindan and The Desert Fox, Germanboy.. how they got interested in History and War in general in Germany is a wonder they were not hunted down by flocks of people screaming "you should not show interest in this stuff!!". What I am anoyed of is when I am ordering models or *Gasp* the OOB of the SS and Falschirmjäger Units or heck playing CMBO, Nobby friends of her saying things like "Is that a Nazi book?" "is Greg playing a NAZI game??" "why are there SS in that game, yes most definatly a NAZI GAME!!" etc... even my wife knows the difference, heck over time my wife knows what a Gyrostablizer is or a Sturmgeschutz is. which blew me away!!! Heck she knows when a box of Fallschirmjäger from Dragon comes in and asks what that is, and I say WOOPIE!!! Fallschirmjägers!! WOoT! (yes she knows what woot is too!) she smiles and says "ugh, another box? I guess that will go with your StuH 42 huh?" yes knock my socks off she said that!! am I rambling here, hmm yup. ok I'll stop now. ps be happy you don't live here in fear of people finding out you actually are interested in History/War. [ 09-20-2001: Message edited by: mensch ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: admit, you miss him. (Two weeks is not so long period)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ya I miss him like I miss my Hemeroids I had last week. :eek:

oh... crap ya.. right... ok you nobs. I go on Holidays in the first week of Oktober! so hmm. On account for the lads who were in Surgery and anyone disrupted by the current events this is deadline has been moved to the 12th of Oct. THAT should be enought time to finish the games (come on guys work with me here). of course if missles and bombs start flying I will not be flying away on holidays which sux cuz I NEED SUN. you simpy-thatic or your Psyco-Pathic moderator (you choose) Menschy

Mace you edited a total 9 word line of text?? you must be all excited from that big fat Harry kiss you gave BTS a few seconds ago.. *looks around* ooh a Admin is coming!! hmmm and by the glare of the sun off that head I think it's MATT.. HI MATT oh... and naturally HI MOM!!** **no not hi mom to matt, that's impossible to my real mom you gits. Matt could never be my mom!!! I look way to sexy and hansom to be from his gene pool. *ducks from Matts wrath*

Isn't it nice not having Maximus come in and say something silly like instead of what we all say "wow great pics, I can't wait" maximus translation "Not bad, but I find the t-34 is to dark and I would make it more olive green, and that grass!! who did it?? I have a better idea to make it more "fluffy" and stuff.. bla.." BTS, kudos to you all on the great work! I won't do it, but here is Mace to give you a big fat harry kiss *MMMMUUUHA!*

Gaffer I'll there at Easter (Toronto) you can store some snowballs in the freezer for us to have a nice little fight. =D

Right, just to hit you guys over the head with the "stick of rememberance" 5 DAYS left. munchy mensch

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: Nah - do a search with Schwere Küchenspüle and you know what he is talking about <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> which one? The first one that saw action in 1943 in Romania for the battle of the gummieband fabrik or the one in 1945 as the germans were falling back from the Klo River to Dusche Falls?

LOL… I think it should be called Combat Mission part 2 or better yet.. Combat Mission Germans vs Russians how about… Combat Mission Attack of Russia almost to Moscow then all the way back to Berlin.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dalem: funny stuff said. -dale<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dalem that was the funniest post you made for months.. LOL thanks for bringing a smile to me face.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: ...sad ...getting fixed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well thank GOD! I hear they are quieter and much more less agressive. So Panzer Leader when are you getting the big Snip? or did you understand your doctor right? I think the lad understood Tutored ... hmm well that raps that up in a nut shell.. oh sorry I could not resist the nut joke.. going to miss your sqeeky voice to a shrilly voice there Panty Leader, Hey!! now your going to fit your name just right.