mensch

What? you mean you're thinking of cats, cats have no legs everyone knows that!

ROTFL I though I paid that Photographer to burn those negitives. I make clay snakes too! the hardest part are the legs.

Basically it went on ice. Some players dropped out without warning, some got new jobs or decided they have to cut back on gaming since they need to work on getting a job. I'll eamil the finalists. Some players didn't get the setup even though I was sure I sent them but don't have a back up copy of it damn. which means we have to work something out. I'll have to see who is AFK for months or just plum gone. then see whats going on. so far I only got one end report on one game. aside from the rest not a peep from them. mensch

yup, in the begining it looked grim, the Leet man saw my MG bunker but not the other one so I got to chew up a few units before his Bunker busting M8 Greyhounds silenced the guns. He moved in further causing heavy casulties to me Krauts but then made the fatal error of stoping where my old defences were and I let loose with VW Beatles from da orbit. this kinda knocked the wind out of his great push and I had a chance to muster what was left of my boys to make a counter push somewhat in the town. I hate .50 cals very much since they kept my 75mm IG hunkered down in their foxhole but they later poped out when I be guessing he ran out of ammo, he ran out of a lot of ammo. it was a surrender by the Leet man after he realized his last Greyhound had no ammo, most of his guys were shocked or in panic removing VW parts from their body parts. his Sherman threw a track in the worst place possible. very intense game, down to the last man and bullet so to say, the way I like them.

Hey Marlot, amuse me and try your dull blunted wits against me.

800pt attack, 25 turns overcast, march 45 village moderate trees, sm hills. your chance to woop menschy buttocks! ooh spank me. oh you say this belongs in the opponent finder? ya so what leck mich. you sods are the real opponents. *snicker* [ March 12, 2002, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: mensch ]

Oh great now you found out. Now I have to kill you.

what we do not take advantage of ,makes us weaker.

He I like this BUG they won't fix. for many reasons. 1. I know where to call in my heavy artillery and plaster the area. 2. I know I can target the area with my Infantry Support tanks and will for sure get some kills or render any AT, Mortar unit useless. 3. I know that targeting MG fire in those fox holes may keep the enemy heads down allowing me to move up me guys 4. I can smoke those areas to render his positions un effective and move around the battle field. 5 I know where he is positioned and try to find a way around the defences to get some flank areas open on him. Hey, gamey? who knows.. it's not my fault such a blatent Bug is in the system.

you're all doomed! DOOMED! mike is DOOMED the guys who made it are DOOMED! I'm DOOMED for posting this! MACE is DOOMED for well being MACE!!! Steve is gonna flip a Lid and buy a newly restored FireFly with all the money he's going to get from our Lawyers!! heck Lawyer is DOOMED since he is a LAWYER! aaahahhh the only one who is gonna survive is Peng since he is not registered as a intelligent spiecies!! [Edited cuz I'm DOOMED for not spelling "Buy" correctly.. aaahhhh panic in the streets!!] [ March 10, 2002, 11:35 AM: Message edited by: mensch ]

Hey Ted, thanks for the Kudos. The site wouldn't be much without the help of Berli and the great contents from the members of Die Sturmgruppe. Glad you enjoy the site.

Ok so what if Berli gets paid next to nothing.. oh wait it is nothing. HA! no but really the guy is a real pal, life saver (no not the cherry ones the grape!) and wow what can I say so uh.. well here. To start things off, and to give some competition to Herr Germanboy, I have a new battle up... Rees-am-Rhein. Nasty little street fight. Just when you thought it was safe to visit Der Kessel, our very own Scenario-Meister Germanboy produces another Gem... Epsom. This one is meant to go along with Pawbroon's new Archer mod. Where is the Archer mod you ask? It will be posted here shortly (as soon as Mensch pulls his thumb out). Two new book reviews. Germanboy gives his impression of «Red Storm on the Reich» and Maus has a lengthy review of «German Armoured Units at Arnhem». Last but not least, Henk Langeveld gives us a very fine map... Schijndel Road - Dan «Berlichtingen» Brown Right after letting Berli cause havoc to the site by actually doing a update!! yikes! heh I am back from a wonderful evening with me wife and now she is happy talking about shoes with my brotherinlaws girlfriend. so here is an update from my end of the deal. As mentioned before Pawbroons wonderful Archer Mod is here. With Hugo punching out another wonderful Panther A Hi-Res mod as well. To go along with the Archer TD Mod is a wonderful article about the Archer Tank Destroyer by our French Mad Modder Pawbroon.

Tis time to bug the hell out of Peng now.

Where the hell is Elvis? Wankers

Persephone aka Ms. Berli aka Paintmonkey aka Pixelqueen. you forgot the most exclusive pics from the three Hommeeegos. <center> </center>

Ha! I knew it!! I'm telling Berli!!!!

Old message:Hi guys, just to let you know I know of the problem and trying to get the site provider to look in to it. damn mensch Right it seems they did something and it's back up again and guh to late for me to get those updates online... tell you guys what I'll promise to do them tomorrow. just to let you know whats coming up. -Pawbroons TD with corresponding Byte Battle™ made for it. -Epsom Byte Battle Byte battle for the TD. -Pawbroons TD article -two book reviews -Hugos Panther A with turret number "625" belong to 5th SS-Panzer Division "WIKING" -from Henk a wonderful map Schijndel Road wait up. 20:30 GMT it will be up tommorow or you can call me Thurburt the dancing Golum. well I just got word the FTP is down, damn and if they don't get it fixed by tomorrow that means you lads can't download till it is and my name may be Thurburt the dancing Golum [ March 04, 2002, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: mensch ]

He's stucco? I don't get it.

Hi Guys I got the files from Tanks a Lot, no folder name changes were made. maybe you can contact him and ask him what he ment. as for the site down, it appears there is some problems on your side of the Pond. Bruno has been doing som digging and found out from his ISP this information. I forwarded anyhow the email to my Web Provider Services to look on this side of the Pond. Regards Grego

Well thanks to Ed «Tanks a lot» Kinney we all now can have real trees in our computer! How he did it I don't know but I'm sure ripping out all those trees and scanning them with his scanner took some time =D Also Pawbroon has made every power hunger Gamer out there happy with the Ultimate Killing machine vehicle! The ASSAULT BOAT! Enjoy sorry for the delay for all those who were waiting, the wife needed me more. Menschy

First off let me say yes I have the trees! I was going to put them online this weekend but my wife turned ill or sick and I was taking care of her, my computer time was down to just checking emails, and every time I started doing web pages, the call to help her, or make something for her. Tonight I promice they will be on line. as for the Kessel not working, I had no word from my Web Provider that they were working on the Databases. So I would be thinking your ISP was fooling around with you. who knows. sometimes I think if someone is uploading something on the site downloads may go funny on you all so sorry for the inconvience. I also checked the my stats and nothing seemed out of the ordinary. the average 180 visits per day did not drop one bit. those mods are coming up, as for Broonies TD mod it's still in test and I will only publish it when he give it the green light. Although he gave a very perdy assult boat to put online. Regards Grego

WOOPIE!!! AAWWW!! WOOPIEE!!! AWWWWW!!! I'd say you increased it so fast it has stoped time and sent it back in time to get a post from 1920!! WOOPIEEE! what do you mean by "use"?? this worries me. no wait this uh scares me. Ok off now to read my email from Matt or Steve giving me a warning to stop being so Canadian eh! ta menschy

WOW after a shut down in the system we are back in! all be it slow. what have I noticed. well padlocks fly faster then you can say "ha.." see!!! locked up already. hmm what else is new, Post a poll? whats that? I tried it but it told me to bugger off to the rock I crawled under from. What I still don't see is spell checking function that was abandoned since the last Cess Board melt down (germanboy misses this) uh what else, oh ya oldest post in all time 1920, no date no poster name or no topic! no wonder it has no responces! well I guess that's my work done informing you all now I guess Matt is going to send his Lamas to spit on me. toodles menschy

Request was sent yesterday I'm a lumberjack song all day yesterday was going through my canadian brain.

I don't know Mr.Fluffers, Madmatts Lamas may get jealous and spit on you.