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I second this beautiful idea. Sometimes we need a lighthearted time to calm ourselves down and I think it would be unreasonable for BTS to expect us to turn off or leave CM. Also, wouldn't this be a cool feature to check out a map that you're defending and set it up for a truly raucous defense. "Well, Captain, I've driven all across this blasted country and if we're gonna stop 'em, it'll be right here." ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Hey MadMatt, I'll be your Northern California Steamfitters and Asskickers Local 257, if the kid is somewhere in my vicinity. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Peiper the 2nd: It's called a dial up modem!!! Different isp everytime I connect. Good advantage, I just want another chance!!! so here goes!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Different ISP every time you connect??? Wow, one day its Earthlink, tomorrow it's @home, then its AT&T... Lol, you moron, its IP address, not ISP. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Oh pullleeaze. You're probably Skorzeny pt. 7, or Fionn. (Oh god, just kidding, please don't send him another 20,000 E-mails). Its obvious you think its cool JP was so famous but limit your emulation to names only. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Ah'm your huckleberry. use emeeks@oilbased.com ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

You're not the same guy, you're a wannabe. You're a JP groupie. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Oh no, not the brick, please not the brick, again! ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

This just shows the inherent weakness of the Rob/1. I mean, the Rob/2 doesn't always try to bring things back on topic, plus it's armed with a 37mm AA gun rather than that weak, sissified 20mm. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

"But I want to go to Tashi Station to pick up some pooooower converters." ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

That's right! Peng, who I will henceforth refer to as Neville Peng, never gave the call to release the hordes from the Cesspool to deal with the malformed delinquent JP. No, in fact secret recordings show he thought he could give JP multiple threads for the hope that JP never entered the cesspool thread. Only those brave few, notably me, who ventured forth to do battle for right, even without the Cesspool's sanction, deserve credit for the removal of this blight. I say we take down the Peng government and replace it with that of Winston Seanachai!!!!! At least I would if he weren't such a prat, too. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

You know what the cool thing is? Everyone on this forum (By everyone I mean 99%) gave him the benefit of the doubt. They gave him allowances for being young, stupid, et cetera and then they gave him the boot. I'm not being sarcastic when I say this is the best way to deal with someone such as this. You guys gave him ample opportunity to apologize, remove the posts, and re-enter the civilized world. It may have been more messy than banning him and condemning him right off, but it was far more adult. My hats of to you gents and I hope that those of you who felt uncomfortable or thought you should quit the forum take heart in the knowledge that some sacrifices are made to decency, for decency. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Ooooo oooo First Post on the 10,000 thread!!! I'm l33t!!! Whooooooooo- hack hack, sorry guys, voice horse from foo-ball. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

It's been done, guys. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

I know you're reading this because you're a psychotic **** who enjoys setting people off, so here goes. Guys like you are the cowards who stayed home and claimed to have flat feet, ulcers and anything else that would keep them out of the war. Guys like you are the cowards who shot women in the back of the head. There is no excuse for age, I myself am young, you are a worthless wretch of a human being and I take pleasure in the knowledge that your life will amount to, at most, impotent domestic violence and poor showings in every competition that is life. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

I'll throw mine in, too. I know I'm an irresponsible and provocative SOB, so maybe this won't count for much, but if this guy doesn't get banned, I'm never coming back. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Egads, can we sacrifice Jochen to Steve for the return of Fionn? Can we just sacrifice him? Hey Jochen, was that you posting as Skorzeny and Dr. Brian? ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ironcross: A SKIRT!!!!! close this thread now!!, i see a ravening horde of McHamsters coming to get you for calling it a skirt. My Mum GOD rest her whisky bottle would kill you for calling it a skirt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You Scotters prefer to call them dresses, right? I've got no problem with that, of course, you can call a skirt a dress if you want, I mean what kind of Nazi would change the name of something just cuz its a little shorter, why then we'd have to call a little person a midget or a very small carrot a baby carrot, actually, that's better, how about we call it a baby dress, instead of a skirt, would that please you? One question, its been freaking me out since I saw Scottish people on the Discovery channel, is that thingy dangling around your midsection a medicine bag or some kind of midevil cup? ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Thank you, Sirrocco, you've summed it up better than I could. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Zulu, Your post added nothing to the discussion. As was all ready stated, this cannot be accomplished without the help of BTS. As to your little ditty about, "This has all ready been discussed," that's not true. We aren't discussing BTS making a Nam game, we're talking about enthusiastic fans doing it. There's nothing wrong with this and guys like you who spout off, acting like you have some kind of say in the matter because you were here when another discussion involving similar matters occured, don't do anything but turn posts negative. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

You know Pillar, the last guy who bragged about the size of his cannon was banned... And shot. Out of a small cannon. After being cut up into very small pieces. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Great operation so far! ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Let it be known that an entire case of Whupass has been carted up to me, labeled "For Pillar," and I will proceed to open it, can by can over the course of the next few days. I pity the poor bastard, I really do. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

Pillar, you're a mook. If BTS bans me for this innocuous thread, then I will make sure to spread lots of sissy-boy rumors about you all across the Web. Go by a dictionary, look up the word, "All in good fun," and then, if you feel ready, post on the cesspool. Because if you don't I'll twist your head around one time for every letter of the alphabet until I get to the letter of my love, the beautiful Elizabeth, and then I'll tear it clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball. Oh, and I challenge you to a PBEM match. Ha HA! ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

What's odd is how people post, yet they don't post about the topics. To qoute Mary Chestnut, "Are they stupid? Or are they smarter than we?" For the answer, though, I look to Mr. Jefferson, "They're stupid." Nothing personal but you guys just don't seem to understand the form. I say something inflammatory, you say, "Gee, blah blah blah," and I laugh at your pitiful, populist stand. Rinse and repeat as necessary. If you'd like, I could give lessons. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein

For those of you who don't know, that's trolling, kids. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein