Stuka

Bogan rock I can do without...fag rock I do without also. Listen to Triple J and get yerself an education. http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/listen.htm?show=listen

No, I fecking HATE AC/DC...the epitomy of everything that is wrong with Australia. We are so much better than that.

Tough talk for a rock fondling, cat polisher...best you put your money where your feet are (in your mouth) and permit yourself to enjoy another tactical lesson at the hands of your OLDE UNCA STUKEY!!! (again) Actually, that should be 'again and again and again'...when did you last best me in battle Bootsie old...fruit? My memory grows dim with the passing years and the amassing of empty bottles (still, i'm a recycler so it's not all bad), can you recall a time when I have ever said something along the lines of 'good game, you got me there old buddy'? Coz I sure can't. You looking at me? YOU LOOK'IN AT ME!!? I DO'N SEE NO BODY ELSE HERE!! Time to be getting schizzle w'da fizzle and laying down some smack! Bring it Boo Radley...BRING IT!!

Don't confuse JG11Prissy with logic, it gives him a headache.

you big, thuggish tease...I know what you meant...

Eww, between your Olde Unca Stukey and Beeyerk, you wouldn't know who to sleep with?? I don't know whether to be flattered or disgusted...maybe abit of both. Either way, sod off you perv! (and get new glasses)

Would I borke her? Well she is mad as a hatter...but yes.

'too' is the word you were grappling around frantically in the dark for there sparky, figured you needed a hand with your 3rd grade punctuation and grammatical elocution so here I am! Your Olde Unca Stukey!!! * and the crowd roars*

If I had been I'm sure I'd be finding things far more interesting and intelligent than you.

I blame it in the boogie.

Speedy's not allowed sharp things...and the glue tends to go up his nose.

I fink there's some law against quoting emails, Joe will probably want to spank you now.

I'll drink to that!

Good herr oberst, have a cookie.

Page 2!!! You scum digust me more than usual.

Donut van broke down?

Should we assume from the lack of '[/]' that rUNE is still shuddering and glaring at Joebob since yesterday?

No rush old chap, I have a lovely bottle of Labrot & Graham's 'Woodford Reserve' bought for me by the GLBVS yesterday that will help while away the hours...

Nidan1 has surrendered to my GI's and it was about time too, the constant wailing and moaning of his conscript Ost-truppen was beginning to grate. You'd think the least the German army could do for their Russian volunteers would be to teach them how to say in German "We surrender", "I'm scared", "I've crapped my britches" and "My, aren't those Ami troops skillfully lead, there's nothing we can do against such talented military genuis". I'm also expecting NGCavscout's surrender file later today. The AI really took a dump on his force setup in this one so it really was a one-sided affair. As I am not without honour I vowed I wouldn't crow too much over this victory as it turned out to be more of a training exercise than a battle. Anyhoos, this now takes your Olde Unca Stukey to a 4-0 winning streak in Cesspool CMBN and given Noba's insistence on pushing troops and H/Tracks into my mortar and MG registered kill zone, I think we'll be seeing 5-0 in the not too distant future. W00T!

Don't be snarky just because I've kept your setup file on simmer for a week or so, i'll cook it until it's al dente, then use it to whip your spotty arse with...again.

There's an olde saying about 'beggars can't be choosers' but in this case it's more 'beggars with attitudes can't avoid the kicking they so richly deserve'.

WE?? Who is this 'we'? Are you speaking as the Royal 'we' again? Look, no matter how much you fancy Prince William you are no Princess Kate a'ight? No-one cares if you think you've got the legs for it so you can lower the hem on your skirts too while you're at it..

Do you have paypal Boo? I'm going to send you money for CMBN, it's unbecoming for a thuggish henchmen to be without his thuggish cudgel. You must be armed thusly. Happy Hannukah.

Shagging horses?

Terrain grids are gamey.