Stuka

You seem to be quite 'taken' with this corn swaggling thing Hiram. Anything you'd like to share with us? Curiosity get the better of you did it?

Because buttons are sooo 1920's...I understand that you have 'issues' with anything more modern than that (what with Ohio being in a Groundhog Day, pre-prohibition type of mindset) but hey, who am I to argue with dumbfeck, inbred, corn-swaggling Ohioenian...ien...iens...anyway?

I'm a zipper kind of guy.

I think somebody is an Unca Stukey fanboi/stalker.

"invite"?? What part of 'invasion' don't you understand, Sparky?

Only 3 more days until Operation MURKA is activated! Nidan1, NGCav, Speedy & Noba your current arse kickings will therefore be on hold for 2 weeks whilst my occupation and annexation of the U..S..Ayyy is conducted.

I'll drink to that!

Everyone needs a hobby.

See, the difference is...I look good in these. Your jealousy is appreciated though.

A preposterous concept! Tears of joy, I think you'll find.

Yeah, read it and weep!

I am more of a skate shoe kind of guy. I do own these shoes so in your honour Nidan1, I WILL be wearing these to your house. Checkered because I am a WINNER! (with tiger blood)

Not as much as you had when you got drunk at that Democrat convention and fell for his "I like Virginians" line...or at least thats what you thought he said.

So Boo, may I call you Boo? I know you prefer Shirley but whatever...you got the cahonies yet to play a PBEM or you still getting your ass whupped by the AI on 'girl scout' mode?

So you've been trying your hand on animals up to now?? and I thought Joe was a perve...

Yes, that would be all your fantasies rolled into one wouldn't it? I bet you'd like me to be an SE5 or a DR1 wouldn't you? WOULDN'T YOU?? perve...

If by that you mean the green question marks manhoovering around my far left flank, I got you covered old....twit. So i'll see your sneeksy and raise you another sneeksy. You remember the Stug you shot up? Well I had to chase the crew over several counties with a halftrack but I finally caught up and convinced them what a gormless ponce you are and delivered them right back to their vehicle. The Stug lives! So the moral of this story is...if you want a job done half arsed, get Speedy on the case.

sneeksy!!!

AAAOOOGGAHHH, AAOOOGAHHH!! First CMBN PBEM result and of course the result is as expected...your Olde Unca Stukey is victorious!! Yes, yes, I know, you didn't expect anything different did you? Truth be told, I was great and Nidan1 was sh!te. He artyed the crapola out of open fields whilst my plucky boys (all from NEW YORK I expect) hunkered down and plugged Jerries left, right and center, then the debacle of the Tiger and Stug assaults left poor Nidan1 with no option other than to cry and put his hands up. Odd thing is though, I thought attacking forces were supposed to have more troops and clanketies than the defender? Looking at the stats it seems I had more stuff than Nidan1. (not thats any excuse...I'da whupped his ass anyways!)

Shirley you would squeeze yourself into some tight, cutoff denim shorts and hitch your way to NY? Truckers like ageing, bespecalled faux-Claptons I hear so the trip shouldn't cost you a penny.

Unlike some people *looks at Joe and Boo* who were busy doing their nails that week...and their hair...or was it each others hair?

Next week...patience grasshopper.

Good Morning Cesspoolers! Lovely day for drinking isn't it?

See? You are all rejoying at my imminent arrival to usurp power from your King Obama. Ahh, my loyal future subjects, I will go easy on you in the internment camps.

Only 9 days until 'Operation Stuka' lands in the US, lock up your liquor cabinets and humidors!