ng cavscout
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NG Cavscout, congrats on gettin' yersailf shot. Wid ye noo like tae bae slapped aboot ain a game like a drunk waiter at an Elks Club Ladies Night? Ye kin bae Germans an' buy Panthers af ye like.
A little of the slap (up the side of your head) and tickle (of your ribs with a baseball bat) sounds fabulous. I expect a medium sized setup post haste.
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Some people might take such personal attacks to heart and write a scathing rebuttal full of cutting wit and acid sarcasm. I am above such tactics, plus I don't have time, the sale on Krispy Kreme's at the corner bakery ends in 20 minutes.
jackass
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Better a re-birth than the normal after-birth I have come to expect from you random lot of tossers.
Hey, I got a pretty ribbon to wear on my Jack Booted Thug outfit.
You may all genuflect before me as you tug your forelocks, no Speedy, your forelock, not your... oh, never mind.
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For once, Shaw and I agree on something. I am certainly not above ogling (or leering), but those girls need a few more pounds and a few more years on them.
In other news, OGSF and I have finished our match. The final had OGSF losing twice as many men and AFVs as me, and the vast majority of his remaining forces running around looking for a change of underwear. Despite this, my plodding and incomplete advance allowed him to salvage a draw. No matter, the rematch is underway, and I am confident that the drunken Scotsman will not escape a second time.
Perhaps I will post a proper summary, complete with snaps of piled OGSF pixxeltruppen corpses. Perhaps I will have a beer.
I have to agree about the girls as well, a bit more meat on their bones and a little more life experience would do wonders.
I was watching a comic last night and he put it well. "There are differences between girls and women, you aren't a woman until a person steps out of your v a g i n a and stomps all over your dreams".
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I still have an un opened bottle of Makers Mark sitting on my shelf, I enjoy contemplating it. I think it is more pleasurable company than most on this board.
That is all.
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Same to you. In spades. How's that whole puberty thing working out for you?
He will let you know when it hits.
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That's a really peculiar angle. Were you either prone or was he firing from a higher elevation? Glad your wound wasn't anything worse.
When you say he emptied his magazine at you, how many shots was that?
Michael
I will have more details when the official report comes out. I also want to talk to an attorney for advice on what I can discuss without increasing my civil liability.
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Wishing Navscout the best. Get well soon -- or at least as well as you were before your recent unpleasantness.
Stuka, you tool, it is time for a match. And when I say tool, I mean it in the australopithecine sense. That is, a rock that was accidentally sharpened when you banged it against a piece of fossilized dingo dung that you mistook for some bizarre outback delicacy. Comparing you to something more sophisticated such as sharpened stick would insult entire tribes of hunter-gathers (not to mention the stick itself).
Send me any reasonably sized setup. Although, if it is going to be large, I’d like to defend. Rune might even agree to let me play the one you are currently holding. I have only played one repository-supplied ME. I have forgotten the name of both the scenario and my opponent, as it was one of my usual cakewalk victories.
N.B.: Please do not take the above discussion of tools as a prohibition against using tools that are a little more complicated. Chain saws, nail guns – have it. I’d even encourage you to think about juggling them. Blindfolded.
Thanks Buzzsaw, it is amazing how the pain ramps up as the nerves come back on line and you begin exercising the damaged muscles.
I had a .40 caliber round transit the calf muscle laterally from just below the knee to just above the ankle, after punching through the muscles around the knee. 2 inches to the left and it would of shattered my patella and destroyed the knee joint. 4 inches higher and it would of clipped my femoral artery. I am lucky just to be here.
Thank goodness he was shooting one handed and only hit me with one round out of the magazine he emptied at me.
I am still doped up pretty good on pain medications. I get my skin graft on the 29th. I should be back with some witty banter after that, until then, I plan on continuing to lurk with the occasional update. Monitoring the MBT is always good for my morale.
Take care everyone.
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You mean we're going to share the muffin/donut?
Let's not get crazy now...
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So how long do you figure on malingering before the WC money runs out and you have to go back among the laboring masses?
Michael
As long as possible. I call it the "Occupy the Couch" movement.
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I step out for a few months and this is the level your discourse has fallen to? The cesspool never fails to disappoint.
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Thanks for the well wishes, I am still in the hospital, but conscious. I can honestly say getting shot sucks. Here is a link to a couple of recent articles.
http://rock.channel3000.com/news/news/61361-authorities-continue-investigate-town-beloit-shooting
http://mystateline.com/fulltext-news?nxd_id=296017
I should be out of the hospital and back at home within a week. I will up date you then.
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I finally got around to re-installing and besides some dodgy interaction with AVG anti-virus I have had no problems. No issues with licensing. Thanks
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I am having my computer wiped and re done from scratch so I am trying to un-install my CMSF bundle. When I try it says I am not connected to the internet and then it gives me error -12 when I go ahead anyway. Will I be able to put it back on when I get the computer back from the tech guy or do I need to try something else?
He is picking it up today so this is a little time sensitive.
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I blame it in the boogie.
Be honest, you really blame it on the rain
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Nidan1 has surrendered to my GI's and it was about time too, the constant wailing and moaning of his conscript Ost-truppen was beginning to grate. You'd think the least the German army could do for their Russian volunteers would be to teach them how to say in German "We surrender", "I'm scared", "I've crapped my britches" and "My, aren't those Ami troops skillfully lead, there's nothing we can do against such talented military genuis".
I'm also expecting NGCavscout's surrender file later today. The AI really took a dump on his force setup in this one so it really was a one-sided affair. As I am not without honour I vowed I wouldn't crow too much over this victory as it turned out to be more of a training exercise than a battle.
Anyhoos, this now takes your Olde Unca Stukey to a 4-0 winning streak in Cesspool CMBN and given Noba's insistence on pushing troops and H/Tracks into my mortar and MG registered kill zone, I think we'll be seeing 5-0 in the not too distant future.
W00T!
My file will be en route on Thursday, been having a bit of work related drama which restricts gaming time.
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Joebob Shaw, need i remind you, the justacarrot for life oh the knights you have taken under your wing? [shudder]It's the who's who list of abby normal behavior to say the least. And the least we say about your house, the better. I mean look at BooBoo your barney fife want a bee. He espired to greatness, and isn't even a Seniour Knight. Hell, he is so pathetic, he passed on a Free copy of CMBN. Go ahead, defend THAT behavior. Now for some house keeping measures...
Marlow you *boot* lackluster example of a cow carcass left in the sun 3 days too long *Boot*. I don't need to dodge you, as I am currently enjoying IL2 COD which I got yesterday, post release problems mainly solved. *Boot* Unlike other former members of the Cess Patrol, I was actually capable of taking off and landing [glares at Joebob]. However *boot* there be other*Boot* things in the works of which I cannot speak. *Boot* translated, you are NOT worthy *Boot*
Buzzsaw, when you actually manage to win a game *Boot* I will put you up for squire. Let this be a lesson to the other Houses that *Boot* sucking up to the Senior Kanniggit CAN pay off *Boot*. Making him wait for a win *Boot* means I don't have any worries for years.
NGCAVSCOUT, maybe you can give the lad a hand *Boot* as you are allowed to legally carry a firearm, may I suggest some higher caliber ammunition to his backside if he fails to follow your orders? *Boot*.
Ahhh Emrys, said with the same respect I have for Venezuela's President Hugo Chávez. Why do you still exist here? Yes, Yes, you have been here since dirt was invented, but where are the taunts, the thrill of victory in a game, or heck, how about just the game? Yes, Yes, I know youe abacus is getting up in age, but perhaps you can get a computer from this century to try to play?
As for the rest of you, go away before I cast another Rune scenario upon your heads.
Rune [Notice the mix of case you grammar teahcer want-a-bes]
I will do what I can. wolfgang amadeus buzzsaw, your first assignment *serious* after you are available for games again*/serious* is to find another ssn to challenge, and none of your whinging "thank you for the porridge mistress" challenges, step up to the plate and challenge like an adult, not like a dickensian orphan. If you are unable to find an ssn to challenge, we will come up with an alternate entry level task for you.
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If by prevailing you mean you never got across the river with the majority of your force and although you never got to the "high ground" even with the demoralized and shattered troops that did end up cowering on the banks of the river the computer somehow considered the victory location "contested" then yes, I guess you did.
I think your incessant mortaring of your own troops would cost you a few victory points but maybe that was just you growling and showing your teeth (false though they may be). Perhaps the computer respects that and gave your some sympathy points.
Anyway, hopefully the victory conditions in our next battle are a little more balanced.
In other news, your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread wishes to announce that his forces have prevailed over the nefarious minons of evil led by NG Cavscout.Modesty (and a natural desire to avoid spoilers) prevents me from providing details of the win except to point out that such an outcome was pre-ordained and should hardly be a surprise to anyone.
Joe
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Did you say something? I could have sworn I saw your lips move...
Michael
I think he was trying to read
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By god, that's telling him! Missing out on pulled pork, man that's harsh!
Michael
Especially since it comes with the North Carolina vinegar dipping sauce and the pleasure of the company of me and my family.
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oh and by the way you are all only celebrating July 4th on my say-so. King Obama begged me to change your national holiday to January 26 (Australia day) but I said no.
Until the newest satellite state of Australia can prove itself worthy, there'll be no Australia day for you. Nope not even a morsel. You'll just have to make do with gamey old July 4th and be happy with it until I give the okey dokey for the full transfer to the correct celebration of rightful national holidays.
Then you will not be invited over for a pulled pork sandwich, the meat of which has been smoking/grilling since 7PM, and isn't expected to be ready till noon of today.
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Apparently Joe Shaw's troops have "gotten his gumption up something fierce" because he is mortaring the hell out of them.
Stuka has seen the same off map targets my mortarmen saw and is expending high caliber artillery on them, and is still gamily skulking in the woods with his half tracks. I would expect no more from an Oddstraylun.
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Joe Shaw can't bestir himself to drive an hour and a half to visit the holy land of Wisconsin, probably because he can't come up with an excuse for his glacial rate of file sending.
Wolfgang Amadeus Buzzsaw is gamily preventing his Panther from rolling over and dying like it should in a futile effort to stave off yet another defeat at my hands.
Speedy is whinging on about titanium leaves protecting my tanks from his sneakily acheived flank shots, while conveniently forgetting how often his tanks were protected by the same armor plated vegetation in our last battle.
That is all
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I have a PBEM QB here where the combat force is set to 'Mixed'. Yet I can only choose infantry in the troop selection.
Could someone please explain the mechanic behind this?
Thanks
You have random service selected. My guess would be that the random service that came up was US Airborne Infantry.
The Peng Challenge Thread...a re-birth.
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At least he sends turns to you, 5 days and he comes up with some lame excuse "sae noo boyoo, ah didnae git thait laist bit o'frumpery yoo sae yoo floootered alahng tae mae wee elektronical calkulaitinh thingamabobbery"