BFCElvis

Dear Persephone, Thank you for the kind words. Am I the last one to see the new look of the Battlefront site? Am I the last to know Fionn is back? And if he is in fact back why isn't he in here. Love, Elvis

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Happy Birthday ya gnome bastard. Set me a birthday set up file.

Happy Birthday ya gnome bastard. Set me a birthday set up file.

I just got off the phone with "an unnamed source" and they have informed me that game will be send out, regardless of when one orders, by memeber #....starting with the lowest numbers and working their way up.

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Wow. I hadn't seen them before.

Dear Slugs, I have just sent off the file to Fussie Jeff. If I win this one it will be my greatest victory ever. Not only did he design the scenario in which he knows not only my force composition but where I have to set it up but he also has several Wild Bill type unmovable units that I can't even change their set up spot. He probably has TRPs on these spots so that they will be wiped out before they can even move. Not since Kitty tried to get me by giving me conscript Poles and she had Vet German armor has someone tried to so blatantly try to cheat their way into a win. Alas, he will meet the same fate. Love and kisses, Elvis

Dear Aussia Jeff, I have been thinking about the PBEM file you sent me and I have decided that I will play it. Despite the fact that you created the scenario AND have given me the defense. Not only do you know what troops I have been given and where reinforcements may or may not be entering but because I am on the defensive you have an excellent idea of where I have set up since you designed the setup positions. I shall beat you at your own game. Love, Elvis

Dear Hammerheads, I need two things. First, Stuka and I played a GREAT scenario to a draw and need another good for for a rematch. Someone hook us up. Second, it is time to take on another of you scum. I currently only have 2 files in my PBEM folder which means I am only playing 2 games. Time for one of you cowards to step up to the plate. Love, Elvis

Dear Periwinkle, Peng as Hamlet. It is perfect. Love, Elvis

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Dear dalem, You left one out. What of Jonathan Archer? In spite of that fact that I am a massive Star Trek geek I must hold back my comments on the issues you bring up or this conversation will just continue and nobody wants that. I will however ask for clarification on what you mean about Sisko. The guy who played him was perhaps the worst actor to get a starring role on television and literally unwatchable. By the time the second season ended I wouldn't even turn the show on anymore and if it was on I would change the channel but made a point to never miss a Voyager (so what does that tell ya). Die young and poor, Elvis

Dear Dave, Settle down. The Peng thead is chock full of swell folks with tons of brains and an overabundance of wit. Their wealth of grog knowledge is saved for other areas of the board. Don't sell them short. Love, Elvis P.S. zukkov, between you and I most of the Peng thread folks are a pack of wankers.

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Dear Capt, Your point #3 is my favorite. People who number and rename files are wankers. Love, Elvis

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Dear R_Leete, I will NOT lose to ANY SSN. I don't care what it takes you gamey bastard. Love and kisses, Elvis

Dear Hammerheads, I need a TCP game NOW. Will one of you cowards please respond NOW. Love, Elvis