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I just tried loading a v1.03beta file into the v1.03 and it said different game being used. So you may want to just convert everything before installing just to save yourselves time. It's not a big deal...just wanted to give a heads up.

Dear Mattman, Thank you. I didn't see anywhere if we need to convert games that are currently in v1.03beta. Thanks again. Love, Elvis

Dear Disinterested Public, A couple of game updates. Malakovski....I'm crushing him. Noba.....I'm crushing him. Mr and Ms Sedai.....I forget. They finally got around to converting to v1.03 and I haven't heard from them since. It must be assumed though that I am crushing them. Love, Elvis

Dear Satan, Level 6. I await your orders. Love, Elvis

Wankers.

Dear Noba, That is some battlefield isn't it. Looks like Mickey Rourkes face. I wish I had know that I was on defense I wouldn't have spend all my points on Elite T-34s and Flamethrowers. I would have purchased at least SOME infantry. Oh well....live and learn. Love, Elvis

Dear Slugs, The Sedais are indeed back in action. They have finally decided to give back to the community which has given them so much. I had forgotten how badly I was beating them. This comes as very good news because I am on the verge of being eliminated by Peng is a very silly and poorly written scenario. Love, Elvis

Sorry folks. Didn't know there was another thread. I am glad it was just not my imagination. If my enemy didn't have SO many planes and I didn't have SO many tanks I probably wouldn't have noticed it.

I am currently playing a scenario where my opponant has a massive amount of air support and have noticed that it sems that all the planes are targeting my tank HQs. It wouldn't be true to say 100% of the planes runs are aimed at them but 95% of them are. In this scenario I was given a huge amount of armor and the enemy was given an unbelievable number of planes. I'm not crying because most of my tanks are Panthers and the planes don't seem to be able to even scratch them.....it just seems odd that almost every shot has been at a tank HQ. Is the game designed this way? How would a plane know which tank is the HQ?

If you download the patch you will need to either convert all you current PBEMs to the new version or kept the execute file for v1.02 and boot the game with whatever version the game you are playing is saved in.

Dear Croda, Why do you smell of Hiram. Love, Elvis

Dear Malakovski, I had no idea that you were having to un-number turns for me. Do not bother to un-number turns any longer. It sounds like it is a drag for you. I am not an unreasonable person. The email autonumbering like named files thing is something that can be turned off if you wish otherwise send me whatever file names you want. As far as our game goes, I am not sure I understand what you mean by beating me badly. You have knocked out one of those pissant (I like to call the Joeshaws) tanky things and that is all that has happened so far. Meanwhile the little bit of your infantry that has a bit of guts and has shown their ugly faces have been kept under control with a combination of pinpoint mortor fire and deadly suppressing fire from expertly placed MGs and more Joeshaws. Nebbiolo on the other hand is playing the game the only way he possibly can and not lose. That is but sending turns at an even slower pace than Hiram. Clever man you are Nebbiolo. You can't lose a game that never even sees a second turn. I wish I had thought of that during one of the games Fionn slaughtered me in. Love, Elvis

Dear Joe "Newbie" Thug, Thank you for your advise on the postings. Good work. I will work on your suggestions. You really are a kind and generous person. I have also heard from a friend who met you out in Utah that you have a cute ass. I also heard you wouldn't let him touch it. Another good move on your part. Thanks again. Warm regards, Elvis

Dear Jim Booger, Stop sucking up ya damned newbie. You're worse than that other suck up newbie Joe Newbie. My "Wankers." is on page one. Stare at it as long and as often as you need. If you are trying to score a game against me then just send a bloody set up file. As I was telling M'lady Emma the other night it is dalem that I would really like to play. He has always struck me as a person with a sharp wit and evil mind...even if he is a dirty smelly hippy. Love, Elvis

I have had no problems or issues with the patch.

I was recently told of a move to save flamethrowers from burning through their ammo but haven't even thought to try it on mortors or tanks. If you target a flamethrower to an area and also give it a move command or pause then move command it will shoot off a few bursts and them stop. The move command worked when giving just the smallest distance. Try it out.

Wankers.

Dear Joenewbie, You have me pegged Mate. I stopped posting here on a regular basis a long time ago because of my lack of wit and proper writing skills. My ability (or lack of) to count has been a source of great embarassment to me since I was 10 years old and people stopped trying to teach me to count to 10. Thank you for pointing it out to me and bringing shame to me in this noble thread. I will now slink back under the rock I crawled out from under as it appears my dear Emma thread is coming to a close anyway. I do want to say this before I go....People who cannot write or count are still people too. And cheap thugs and bullys should learn to accept people for their handicaps and help then through life instead of crushing their dreams, hopes and desires. Yours always, Elvis P.S one,two,three,four,five,six,seven,eleventeen,twenty-two, ten (see..if a person puts their mind to it they can do anything...aren't you ashamed of yourself now).

Dearest Joenewbie, Go back...go way back to the earliest Peng thread and read what the established rules were about commenting on misspellings, typos, poor grammer and lack of proper education. They were all to be ignored so that the meaning of the drivel is what was heard not whether or not someone knew or used the English language properly. Proper useage has no meaning to someone with a brain that was fried in the early 80s like mine. I can't (and shouldn't) be expected to rant in any way other than to let it just flow out of what is left of my brain through my twisted nicotine stained fingers and across the internet (which I invented by the way) and into your eyes. Love, Elvis P.S. It eats you up that I am right about the numbering thing.

Dear Malakovski, I am afraid you are right about me and either owe you all an apology or nothing at all. With regrets, Elvis P.S. YOU owe ME a turn so stop yapping and get to it.

Dearest Joe, Numbered turns are wastes of time started by mindless people who ca't keep track of what game they are playing and whose turn it is. As I have sated many times before the only possible reasons I can see for numbering files are if you plan on going back and writing an AAR after the battle or if you are involoved in something like CMMC. Anyone who saves every file of every game they ever played is a mook and needs alife. Who really needs (or wants) to go back over endless turn reviewing past battles. Saving the occational "cool" turn is very easy to without numbering an entire games worth of files. I have 113 files in my PBEM folder at this moment froma CMMC training missin against Fionn. I can't imagine why I would need all those files for the 6 other games I am playing. "Well Elvis just delete them after as you get several turns ahead and you won't have that many" Why have them to begin with!! "Well Elvis you could create a folder for each game and download the files into that folder and then when the PBEM creates the new file you can easily just move that into the folder as well and then your PBEM folder will not be filled with hundreds of file" Sure I could but again WHY?!?!? "Well Elvis how do you know for sure whose turn it is isn't something got lost in the mail?" By trying to open the ONE file that I have for the game and see if it asks for MY password or the LOSER I am playing's password. "Well Elvis what happens if you get a file that is corrupted?" I have been playing CM daily since the beta demo in 1999 and have NEVER had a corrupted file and if I ever did (which I haven't had to do) I would simply download the previous email sent to me and we would begin back a turn which is what we would have to do if we had a corrupted file anyway (which I have never had anyway). "Well Elvis everybody does it...why are you so millitant about this..take a pill and chill dawg." Because I would love to meet the brain surgeon who firsthought numbering was such a great idea and then conned all you rubes into buying into the program and stick a nedle in his (or her) eye (or eyes). This will probably be a new rant to the newbies here and a beaten horse to the old ones but it is a fight I never tire of fighting. Love, Elvis

Dear Throbbing Masses, Knobo is a stand up human (if there is such a thing). He was kind enough to read my previous post about not numbering turn files and has proven that he is not the lemming the most of the rest of you lot are. He is a thinking mans CM player and should be given props for his brave move. Of course Malakovski wasn't as wise. Time will tell if he will be receiving a turn 1 surrender file from me. Love, Elvis

Dear Wrath of, Blah blah blah blah blah. Love, Elvis

Dear Wrath of, I believe mt Wankers is on page 5. Love, Elvis

Dear Leeon4digitmembernumber, While it is true that I may have let you win one or two games against me it was all part of my helping newbies feel good program. Love, Elvis