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-- F A Q -- How to Take a Screenshot and More!
Mace replied to russellmz's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
...sat Phan up on his knee, looked at Phan's teared filled eyes and said in a calm, hushed voice, "PHAN, YOU NONG! IF YOU GOING TO GO AROUND CHANGING YOUR NICK ALL THE TIME, OF COURSE THE READERS ARE GOING TO CONFUSE YOU WITH A NEWBIE...SHEESH!!!!" all the while shaking Phan back and forth! Phan smiled in his little relieved way, got off Mace's knee, then promptly fell over the edge of a cliff to be dashed to pieces on the rocks below. "Damn, that's another one", thought Mace, "I gotta get rid of these sequins, the reflection from them in this bright sun are blinding" Meanwhile, not 10 metres away, Paras from the King's Own Scottish Borderers were digging in to protect the drop zone from... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-09-2001).] -
Amazing, isn't it?! Everytime we move, all the new neighbours drop in trying to steal the cutlery or to help themselves to the other valuables while we unpack. btw, can we turn up the heating, it's fecking freezing here. And what's on the menu, Smoked Eel? Ewwwwuuuuuuu!!! Mace
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-- F A Q -- How to take a screenshot & more!
Mace replied to russellmz's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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-- F A Q -- How to take a screenshot & more!
Mace replied to russellmz's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
..."Why do I have this feeling of deja vu?" [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-09-2001).] -
You're a very cruel and downright insulting entity implying that we top aussies drink that sh*t! OK then, I have you pencilled in for a good thrashing. Expect an email in about a week to a fortnight as a vacant slot in my dance card comes up. We will then discuss terms of combat. Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-08-2001).]
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WIFE TAKES GAME! Man devastated. sniff.
Mace replied to Gpig's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
I haven't picked up anyone, dimwit, but I must admit Kitty happens to be a friend of mine! That's probably 1 more friend then you'll ever have in your lifetime. As for a "cyber popularity" meter, is yours running at -1000 or something now? Mace -
Nah, preemptive strikes always work better! Besides you're assuming that this *AHEM* *COUGH* *SPLUTTER* gentleman has the necessary intelligence to actually comprehend the written word! Mace Hey Luftwaffe, if you can read and are reading this - why don't you post to Croda's Cess....we aren't inhibited by posting rules there and I for one am looking forward to having a few words with you (but I do promise that they will be little words so that you can understand them)
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WIFE TAKES GAME! Man devastated. sniff.
Mace replied to Gpig's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Oh, I bet you're Mr popular with the ladies, and a real brave one at that (noticing that you haven't listed an email addy)! btw, that's sarcasm if you're not intelligent enough to understand. S..A..R..C..A..S..M! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-07-2001).] -
Sorry, you have me confused with someone who gives a sh*t! Go play with one of the squires and I may consider a game afterwards. Btw, do you have a fascination with a certain form of bodily waste since it seems to be mentioned in almost all your posts? That's right, if you bothered to read carefully I inferred that I was better (besides, I don't go around with a welcome mat glued to my back like Ron does)! btw, shouldn't you be studying? Mace
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I'm a woman who likes to blow up tanks!!!
Mace replied to mimary's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
No, it was right the first time, top aussies drink Vic Bitter! btw, Bob Neil? Legend in his own backyard? Mace -
According to our own Macquirie Dictionary, it's Whingeing. (aside: I am surprised to find that Australia's own Dictionary has more than just slang or swear words - and thus IMHO is not worth referring to any longer) btw DorkFentle (may I call you Dork?), Kitty is correct. I am in fact the Aussie version of the Porn God Ron Jeremy, albut better built, better looking, and far better equipped! Ron..err..Mace
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-- F A Q -- How to take a screenshot & more!
Mace replied to russellmz's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
....masochistic vole, who enjoyed the cruel attentions of the SS uberhamster! "More! I want more!!!" cried the vole, as the uberhamster prepared the cat-o-nine tails, the whipped cream, and the flock of sheep for a night's duration of passion and ecstacy! Suddenly, there was an interjection from none other than.... -
I'm a woman who likes to blow up tanks!!!
Mace replied to mimary's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Well that's the attitude of the typical neanderthal! It's a wonder you can string two words together let alone stop your knuckles dragging on the ground long enough to type something on the keyboard! btw, I couldn't help posting this even though you won't bother reading it! Mace -
PENG! I've brought your challenge home to Pennsylvania!
Mace replied to Croda's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Just wondering if I get the last word in? *shrug* -
Hi Mum! (note the correct spelling).
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Wow, thanks Kitty! It's great to know who your mates are...Beauty, time to get a bigger bar fridge! Stuka Puka Pants is currently down in Mace territory (ie Melbourne) away from his beloved PC (which is at the top end of Oz). As for the thingy reference, Stuka can't post here so I've stepped in to make sure that inane references to that (probably well atrophied and quite small) part of his anatomy continues! It's what he would have wanted. Why don't we just have Hamsters neutered? Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-06-2001).]
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-- F A Q -- How to take a screenshot & more!
Mace replied to russellmz's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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-- F A Q -- How to take a screenshot & more!
Mace replied to russellmz's topic in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
...Armoured vehicles of the GrossDuetschland Panzer Division. The GD Division was experimenting with new camoflage schemes for the OstFront, and other innovative schemes made use of....