Mace

Geography grog! Mace

Yeh, what Bastables said, dob the b*stard in! Mace

Sod off! I saw her first!!! Mace

That would explain why my uncle dressed like HuggyBear from Starski and Hutch. Mace

Aa? No farms? I'll have you know me lad that Australia is a primary producer and our main exports include wheat and sheep. So..... If it wasn't my Uncle's farm that I spent my school holidays at (yes I must admit, he had sheep), what was it then? Mace

Now THAT, by George, is SIG material ... not MINE of course since I must proclaim my status, but surely someones.</font>

You should really have a plant in your apartment. Mace

Know your enemy? Mace

Hehheh! Heh heh heh heh! *giggles* Grue want to try joke! <font size = 8>*swissssss</font><font size = 9>ssssss</font><font size = 10>ssssss</font><font size = 11>ssshhh* *WHOOOOoooooooMMMMP!!!* </font> *silence* Ooh. *ponders* Grue think Monty Python joke don't work when using 1 ton mallet on head of Wallybob! *sweeps remains under carpet, then wanders off*

Bloody Oath! As protector of the holy kitty litter, I'll do any one who approaches it with the idea of 'soiling' it. Regarless though, I have first dibs on Nero's Cat as serf if he shows some perseverance (ie if he's stupid enough to continue posting here). Mace

I think a certain donkey has had his hoof in a dictionary. Mace

Hmmm, I don't recall any documentation about fragging within an Australian unit. I think that's about to change. Mace

*wanders in, lugging a crate of wine for Lady YK2* Grue did good. Grue fetch booze from cellar and bring like Yk2 ask. Grue also met nice Goodale people visting MBT and bring them back! *empties shredded human remains from composter onto ground* No need to thank Grue, is civil service. OooOOOOooooh, foreplay talk! *blush* Grue think Master Goodale notice Goodale herd now on heat! Grue

I never knew Seanachai was Hindu. Mace [ September 03, 2003, 04:13 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

MmmMMMMMmmm Agnetha Fältskog! *drools* Oh. Err. Kitty might be reading this. ummm... <font size = 1>I never said this. I was never here!</font> *sneaks off* Mace

I'd rather the women. Mace

I thought by the banging of large clubs on rocks, gnashing of teeth, chest beating, and illiterate grunting (especially the illiterate grunting), that you lot were pretending to be neanderthals. You mean.....You weren't pretending?!!! Mace

Tea is what you drink when there's no alcohol available. In fact, tea is what you drink supplemental to alcohol. In fact, if the poms did do one decent thing, it was introduce the cuppa to the Commonwealth. Of course, you cultural philistines (impressive hey? I used words of more than 2 syllables) wouldn't know a good thing if it bit you on the bum. You bloody lot tipped a whole lot of it into Boston Harbour (forgetting to first bring the water to the boil, and letting the tea draw sufficiently before serving...bad, very bad). You could have at least stolen it and sold it on the black market. Nongs! But I digress, I'll have mine white, with two sugars. Mace

No thanks. We'll wait for CMx2. Edited to add: Besides there really is no competition, the CM series is held in high regard as a benchmark in WW2 tactical combat simulation...I don't think the game you're pushing has quite the same respected history. Mace [ September 02, 2003, 04:45 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Nice rendition, life size as well. Mace

Oh yes. My first thought of every morning is 'how lucky we are to have Seanachai'! ....then the nightmare finishes and I wake up. Mace [ August 31, 2003, 04:15 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Happy Birthday, wanker. Mace

Oh goody, I get to define old age: Old age: condition where one frequently leaves oneself wide open for an obvious come back due to lack of forethought. This is due to a reduction in mental capacity caused by aging. Mace [ August 29, 2003, 08:01 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

The 'full and complete retractions' part of my brain has been atrophied due to my long term employment as Guv'mint Employee, so expect a setup shortly. And this time, let's agree to complete it before either of us expire due to old age. Mace

Nothing like following one's inner-Croda. Mace