Joe Shaw Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Yeah right, you just want her phone number for Boote calls.That's actually pretty funny ... for you that is. Now scurry off to your hole and stay there SSN. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Sheesh... I can't believe I'm the first to point out this major flaw in our beeeeehluved Justicar For Life. But, there are so many! It's like trying to identify one bee in a hive, one ant in a hill, one empty bottle in back of Seanachai's apartment. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 But, there are so many! It's like trying to identify one bee in a hive, one ant in a hill, one empty bottle in back of Seanachai's apartment or one wart on my backside.... Michael There, fixed that for you. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Black Sea ... I find your ignorance appalling ... if typical. MTB/MGB actions were uquiqutious lad, ubiqutious. Give me some Dog Boats, some F Lighters and a couple of S Boote for escort and it'll by Gawd BE the Med ... just see if it won't. Or perhaps a flotilla of Vospers going up against some Coasters with a Voorpostenboote escort off the Hook of Holland. Joe Boat Grog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Boat Grog!Boote grog please ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 This thread is getting swiftbooted... come on, let's try for once be civil and constructive! Don't make Baby Jesús cry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 This thread is getting swiftbooted... That pun is beneath you. Oh, wait... not it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler_rider Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Hi everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Fresh meat! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Fresh meat! Michael I suppose ... if you like troll meat. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 If it's something that's easily gummed, then Emrys is your... well, man, I guess. Not to put too fine a point on it. Like his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 and there it is folks....Boo's last post leaves 15 1/2 hours of silence in the MTB....12 hours of the various Kinnnnigetts, SSN's, and Olde Ones simply standing around in silent, stunned bewilderment, looking at each other with shrugged shoulders and expressions of 'what the?....who can understand.....there are no words to....huh?...' As it the case with most of Boo's posts there is no substance, no intellect, no relevence, no clarity of thought.....NOTHING that can even warrant a response or even prompt another post from even the lowliest of non-game playing wanna-bees. ( I think we all know who i'm looking at now don't we? Ergo, I formally charge the thuggish henchman with MBT slaughter, the unknowing murder of the thread without intention, premeditation, or malice aforethought. Still, even outright stupidity requires punishment, look what all those years of beatings at the hands of the brethren did for Joe, imagine what he would have been like in his natural state? (and I don't mean Utah) I've already got my stenographer so until the rest of you get your legal teams in order, i'll be in my chambers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 and there it is folks....Boo's last post leaves 15 1/2 hours of silence in the MTB....12 hours of the various Kinnnnigetts, SSN's, and Olde Ones simply standing around in silent, stunned bewilderment, looking at each other with shrugged shoulders and expressions of 'what the?....who can understand.....there are no words to....huh?...' As it the case with most of Boo's posts there is no substance, no intellect, no relevence, no clarity of thought.....NOTHING that can even warrant a response or even prompt another post from even the lowliest of non-game playing wanna-bees. ( I think we all know who i'm looking at now don't we? Ergo, I formally charge the thuggish henchman with MBT slaughter, the unknowing murder of the thread without intention, premeditation, or malice aforethought. Still, even outright stupidity requires punishment, look what all those years of beatings at the hands of the brethren did for Joe, imagine what he would have been like in his natural state? (and I don't mean Utah) I've already got my stenographer so until the rest of you get your legal teams in order, i'll be in my chambers. YOU'LL be in your chambers? What pray tell is that ... unless it's a chamber POT you've sadly mistaken your role here. You are neither Judge nor Jury, in fact you should consider yourself damned fortunate your not in the dock laddy. As if the Sacred MBT would ever lower itself to letting an Australian (and a damned odd one at that) preside over an Official Peng Challenge Thread adjudication. I'd do it myself of course but as the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread I must act as the Protector of the Traditions of the MBT and must, therefore, assume the role of Prosecutor. However, this also presents a problem as Boo Radley is a member of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread ... such as he is ... which isn't much. Nonetheless I must shoulder the burden and treat him as I would any half witted, bone idle, layabout miscreant ... hmmm, actually that shouldn't be too difficult. But we do need a judge ... one who's qualified (i.e. Non Australian) and knowledgeable about the matters of the CessPool ... but who would fit the bill? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 [... slathering up a frosty thistle with a fixed eye on proceedings..] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 [... slathering up a frosty thistle with a fixed eye on proceedings..] A bottle-brush, for the gnomectomy? Try the rough end of a pineapple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 As it the case with most of Boo's posts there is no substance, no intellect, no relevence, no clarity of thought... In which case, one would have expected you to be quite comfortable with it. Grateful even. You simply cannot pass up even the slenderest opportunity to whine and pout and get red in the face, can you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 This ignore feature works really well doesn't it? I mean, I can see the non-game-player posting and I can only imagine it's bleating on about some utter bollocks or other but as far as I can see, it's peace and quiet....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 You are neither Judge nor Jury, in fact you should consider yourself damned fortunate your not in the dock laddy. Joe What's a "dock laddy"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 What's a "dock laddy"? Stuka obviously ... you know ... a lad who hangs around the docks ... one shudders to think of why. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 [...giving the thistle named Boo some good tongue 'n' crevice slathering...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 May you all get exactly what you deserve for Christmas. I'm getting 16" of snow, so it's only fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I would say you deserve a lot more......so I'll say it....you deserve a lot more. We got over 27 inches....slacker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 As I was sitting here watching our favorite Xmas movies with Seanachai, he suddenly stopped and looked at me and said, "I am the suppository of knowledge." You useless sod. What I said was: "I am the suppository of all knowledge'." Trust you to miss essential details. But you hit the mark. What I meant, quite probably, is 'I am the repository of all knowledge.' But I am moved, as are we all, by tides of knowledge and understanding. I stand by: I am the suppository of all knowledge. Gods know, most of you lot need a good, solid implant, shoved up to the fourth joint, of intelligence. And that's where I come in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 And that's where I come in... That's what can happen when you don't have efficient locks on all doors and windows. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 We are on the very brink of the Holiday, when the Christians believe the White Christ was born, and we all hit winter and realize it's a long fecking time until April, and maybe we're going to need the help of our neighbours to get through until Spring. And whether you believe that the Son of a God was born, or whether you're in tune with the Goddess, and the seasons, and how hard winter is to survive (and let's get real, the whole Hanukkah and Kwanzaa thing is just fecking silly; Christianity gets the prize for attempting to overlay their beliefs on to an ongoing thing...), it's the time of the Year when everyone who doesn't live in a fecking tropical paradise acknowledges that winter tasks us all. And that, no matter how silly our religious beliefs, they're heartfelt, fulsome, and fill us with grace. Also, for anyone who lives in a real goddamn climate, where winter comes down like a wolf, where winter is the season of knives, where winter is the time of 'drawing in', it is good that we reach out to each other, in the winter, and share food, and the hopes for a good new year, and let go and forgive anything that happened in times of easy living and stupid decisions. Winter is all. Winter defines. Winter decides. And so, I tell you all: Merry Christmas to you! Happy Hanukkah! May the Goddess bless and receive you, and keep you from the season of cold and starvation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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